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The Nation Of Canada Has Made Marijuana Legal While The City Of New York Makes The Legality Of Smoking It Complex

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On July 1st, Canada will commence to mandate marijuana for official unadulterated legalization, ending the way overdue prohibition of the mighty weed.  And here’s a fun fact that you have to be blazing high to believe it, but this is only the second nation in the world to come to their senses to make it legal for distribution, the other being Uruguay which legalized it 4 years ago.

Canada’s full on legalization doesn’t start until October so they can suss out the logistics to make it ready for law enforcement and businesses to naturalize the process. But being that every pot smoking citizen will no longer feel paranoid about lighting up in the nation, things are going to be fine like the kind. Also the fact that Canada will be first in line for data research from all fields regarding marijuana. But what they’ll mostly benefit from the weed is surely from medicinal uses, which is noted for fighting glaucoma and the deleterious effects from cancer and has recently been discovered as a deterrent to stave off effects of CTE disorder.

This means that whatever budgetary largesse Canada is going to lose with Stronghead Trump’s senseless tariffs to our neighbor above us, the Great White And Greener North will surely make up for it with the legitimate business sales and taxes that will be accrued from tons and tons of Mary Jane. While this country and the stubborn burnt out elected hacks in DC will continue to lag behind being swallowed by trillions of dollars in debt and with millions of people capable of working and paying taxes imprisoned because of this ass backwards century old prohibition of pot.

While in New York City, which is supposedly so fucking vibrant and diverse for disgusting craft beer and lousy expensive bourbon but not for smoking joints and blunts, Mayor de Blasio decided to order his NYPD to lay off tokers with a rather paltry and lame stab at decriminalizing possession and the public smoking of pot. Being that this was decided after it was found that the majority of arrests for Blacks and Hispanics were overly outnumbered by the amount of emergency complaints that were called in by people offended by the sweet sticky aromas of smoke exhalation.

It turns out that this half-measured wink-and-nudge command by the ethically bereft and defiantly hypocritical mayor makes a lot of exceptions for who gets a summons, which is a pain in the ass by itself because you still have to waste a day to go to court and who gets cuffed.

The department will issue criminal court summonses to people found smoking marijuana, the two sources said, unless the person:

  • Has a misdemeanor or felony warrant
  • Is on parole or probation
  • Is categorized as a violent offender
  • If police can’t verify their identity or their address
  • If the person is in the driver’s seat of a car.
  • If the office can offer a “legitimate law enforcement exception.”

 

So according to these six exceptions, the disparity stops will not cease. These arbitrary regulations are redundant being that if pot is decriminalized then it even should apply to these smokers too. With the exception of driving while stoned and lacking I.D., two of the rules are plainly openended (“the categorizing by and the purported legitimate law enforcement exception”), for Blacks and Hispanics will still be stopped for smoking weed because of these prevaricated suspicions of which will be enhanced thanks to the hazy presence of buddah in the air. It’s highly likely that citizens of the middle eastern and South Asian persuasions will be stopped too.

As White folks, especially those hip White folks, will continue to smoke weed with glorious impunity being that they are the number consumers of pot in this city and the lowest of the races charged. Which will give those fortunate sons and daughters with access to that pot speakeasy in Greenpoint* more reason to celebrate in their stoner crapulence and apathy.

Canada’s full on legalization doesn’t start until October so they can suss out the logistics to make it ready for law enforcement and businesses to naturalize the process. But being that every pot smoking citizen will no longer feel paranoid about lighting up in the nation, things are going to be fine like the kind when the autumn solstice comes around. Also the fact that Canada will be first in line for data research from all fields regarding marijuana.

As for what the city, particularly for those upholding and enforcing the law and Mayor Big Slow continuing to waffle, it’s going to get more expensive for everyone who are determined who shouldn’t be toking and to taxpayers who prefer not to get high with unnecessary police deployments, court hearings and of course jail time for a joint or a baggie. Another ramification will be the continuing rise of the usage and the market of K-2 for those who can’t afford the quality buds or the lack of availability of them from busted sellers because this state is still lollygagging on the issue. Even though 9 other states have already legalized it and Colorado has seen billions of revenue in the past few years since it’s legalization. The only shot to end this arcane prohibition is if Mario’s son Governor Cuomo will legalize weed when he needs another desperate shot to resuscitate his re-election campaign.

Come October, it will already be too late for New York and even this country. Canada has already got a massive jump with their decision. Besides, Toronto is basically a nicer version of Manhattan, the air is cleaner up there and the stars are more visible, which is way cool to see while high. And this grounds of the city will continue to deteriorate amiss the luxury tower pestilence blocking the sun and sky.

If New York doesn’t legalize soon, there might be a stoner and consumer dollar exodus heading for the Great White North.

So lay off smokers de Faustio and legalize it already Andrew, you fucking hosers!

*this is not a promotion or shout out to the club, I think to commensurate with and reparations for the amount of people who got arrested for possessing and selling on the streets in the last few years since possession was decriminalized, this club should be raided and it’s proprietors and customers should get the same justice meted to them as have those victimized already by this unfair system

 

Goodnight

Danny Kirwan, 68, Lead Guitar, Fleetwood Mac

Matt “Guitar Murphy, 88, Rhythm & Blues Guitarist

D.J. Fontana, 87, Drummer, Elvis Presley Band

Charles Krauthammer, 68, Writer, Columnist, Conservative Pundit

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Leon White aka “Big Van Vader”, 63, Wrestler

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Anne Donovan, 56, Championship And Olympic Medal Winning Basketball Player And Coach

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Koko, 46 Gorilla, Communicator

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New Bad Days 52: Rumbles In The Bronx, Hell’s Kitchen And On The Beach In Coney Island; Wealthy Hipsters Display Their Sense Of Entitlement And Bigotry For Other Races And Trees; Bicyclist Robs Cellphones With Ease; Another Cab Driver Martyrs Himself For The App-Based Economy; K-2 Continues To Destroy The Minds Of It’s Abusers; Diner From Goodfellas Movie Gets Whacked With Flame And More And More Stabbings, Shootings, Gang Attacks And Larceny.

Be aware of your surroundings, visitors to this fun city that means all 5 billion of you annually according to yearly statistics. Crime in NYC hotels has gone up 20% in the past three years, compounded by the city’s contracting of a majority of major chain hotels to shelter thousands of homeless people and the hiring of lax private security firms.

And to go along with the overpopulation of humans in the 5 boroughs, the rat population has grown by 10%.

Bronx

 

In Highbridge at Billy’s Bar across the street from Yankee Stadium and hours after a medal awarding ceremony honoring heroic firefighters, a huge brawl between fellow firefighters ignited by a racial slur spilled onto the streets. As cops tried to break up the melee, a fireman punched a cop and another one got in his car and attempted to run down someone.

After this melee went down in front of incredulous witnesses who wondered aloud why no one was being arrested and why some of the drunk brawling firemen were allowed to drive away in their cars, the engine company that initiated the riot went to Claremont where their rival station was located and proceeded to continue the brawl there and wound up getting their asses kicked. No one was arrested there either since the cops didn’t pursue them, even though they may have been DUI and cops weren’t deployed despite knowing about the brawl and a cop getting assaulted.

Also in Highbridge, at the a 13-year-old girl was shot in the leg from an errant bullet protecting her nephew in a playground when a man shot at another man recently paroled from prison.

Again in Highbridge, three men standing on a corner were shot at in a drive-by around one in the morning.

In Mott Haven, a 73-year-old man was stabbed to death in his apartment after he won 10 grand on a lottery ticket.

In Allerton, a 10-year-old girl was mugged of her cellphone as she was calling her mother by a man who followed to her home then ripped the phone from her hand and smacked her in the face and shoved her down to the ground, kicked her in the face and broke her glasses.

In Belmont, a man sporadically shot into a courtyard in the middle of a memorial and killed a man and wounded a woman.

Also in Belmont, a man set his girlfriend and himself on fire in her apartment in a murder-suicide after she broke up with him.

Again in Belmont, a fire in an apartment building killed a man and injured two others was a result of arson.

In Fordham Manor, a poor 72-year-old collecting cans to survive living in this unaffordable fucking city was attacked by a man who knocked her down and tried to rape her.

Also in Fordham Manor, a man yanked a woman’s cellphone out of her hand and tried to steal her wallet on the D train then fled when the train arrived at the Fordham Road Station.

In West Farms, a fight among gangs of people in front of an apartment building escalated into a shootout, killing a 17-year-old girl who got shot in the back in the crossfire.

In Soundview, at the Bronx River Houses, a woman killed her baby son by slamming him against the wall in a drug stupor and didn’t call an ambulance because she didn’t want to get locked up. The woman previously had 3 other kids taken away from her from child services.

In Gun Hill Houses, a gang chased a 14-year-old boy to the Bronx River Parkeway and stabbed him multiple times in the chest when they caught him.

In Fordham Heights, 18 men were arrested for running a drug operation and selling fentanyl laced heroin referencing the outstanding T.V. show Breaking Bad. One brand was even named after Walter White’s demonic alter ego Heisenberg.

In Claremont, a 14-year-old boy slashed a 16-year-old boy in the shoulder when he exited a middle school.

In Van Nest, a man was shot at in his car by an acquaintance of the man he was arguing with then crashed into several vehicles trying to drive away from the crime scene and died.

In Highbridge, a man was found dead in his apartment from being stabbed three times.

In Eastchester, four teenagers tried to board a bus for free and ganged up on and assaulted the driver who tried to get rid of them.

In Throggs Neck at the Throggs Neck Houses, a NYCHA employee punched another employee during an argument.

In Morris Park, two dog handlers lost control of the pitbulls they were walking that wound up biting four girls and a woman.

In Mott Haven, a mosque was shot at with a bb gun.

Brooklyn

In Bushwick, a man who got kicked out of a trendy hip night spot went into a tantrum cursing out and slinging racial slurs at a bouncer and the man filming him and then tried to call the cops to arrest the bouncer during his tirade and even tried to instigate a physical fight with him. The man works for a real estate agency called MySpace NYC that deals with slumlords, baits and switches on customers and rents apartments at exorbitant rates

This vile, racist, hipster invader bag of dicks and shit could only get away with this because he is, as well as his company, an agent and tool of forced gentrification, swallowing neighborhoods and displacing working poor and middle class citizen. Or to put it more aptly by a commentor on Reddit: “Back in the day this p.o.s. would have been picking up his teeth from the floor or in a coma in some hospital!!! Where the fuck did bushwick go!!! ”

Also in Bushwick at the Mrytle Ave./Broadway Station, two men catatonic from smoking K-2 were found glazed-eyed and lying prone. One on the tracks with his legs draping on and under the third rail and nearly trying to squeeze through a crevice on the tracks overlooking the street below and another on the platform.

Again in Bushwick, a man was shot in the chest on a street corner then died.

And again in Bushwick, a man died from overdosing on K-2.

And again in Bushwick, a man was shot to death on a street corner shortly after midnight.

In Coney Island, four separate fights on the beach that spread into a rumble on the landmark boardwalk leads to one teenager getting stabbed in the back and chest and another man slashed in the face.

In Flatlands, a professional cab driver committed suicide by hanging himself in his home resulting from being unable to earn a living, save money and afford to live in his overpriced grossly marketed borough from the over-saturation of and the city’s continuing indifference to regulate app-based car services. This is the sixth cab driver to kill himself since the public suicide of Doug Schifter in front the entrance of City Hall.

In Borough Park, a drunk ass private garbage truck driver plowed into 8 parked cars and a tree at 5:20 a.m then tried to leave the scene of his destruction and battled with and tried to flee from the cops as they tried to detain him. He is now free on bail.

In Gowanus, a hipster doofus chef of some reknown butchered by breaking the branches off and then deliberately poisoned a tree that he felt was blocking his solar panels from the sun.

In Bed-Stuy, a restaurant got plowed by a car that jumped the curb and crashed into it, injuring 2 patrons. The driver left the vehicle behind and walked away.

Also in Bed-Stuy, an inebriated man drove his car into a parking lot and crashed into two parked vehicles, injuring four people and smashed another car when he tried to get away by plowing through a fence.

Again in Bed-Stuy, two men mugged another man for his cellphone.

In Canarsie, a man carrying 2 canisters of gasoline attempted to burn down a three-story house he used to live in at 2 a.m.

Also in Canarsie, a mother was killed and her son got injured when a car veered off the road from a three car crash in an intersection nearby.

Again in Canarsie, an off-duty cop punched his girlfriend in the face while she was boarding a cab.

In Gowanus, a man riding his bike on the sidewalk sneaked up behind a woman to grab her ass and sped off.

In Brownsville, a drug den raided by the NYPD was found to be possessing guns and a massive stash of baggies of K2 labeled with cartoon characters, which included the brand Scooby Snax that was discovered to be behind the overdoses of over 80 people that were hospitalized a few weeks ago.

Also in Brownsville, two men impersonating police officers grabbed a 58-year-old man in front of his house then threw him into a van and zip-tied him. The perps were confronted by a man and a teenage boy who let them inside the house thinking they were cops, and then hit the clubbed the man on the head and proceeded to burglarize the place, robbing $7,000, sneakers and cellphones

Again in Brownsville, an off-duty cop got arrested for strangling his girlfriend.

And again in Brownsville, a man got shot in the back and leg while he was entering his apartment building.

In Crown Heights at the Utica Ave. Station, a man hitting on a woman got into a fight with her boyfriend and bit his lip off during the brawl and ran away.

In Prospect Park at the station of the same name, a man who was yelling homophobic slurs and threats punched a train conductor in the head as the Q train was leaving the station.

In East New York at the Gateway Plaza, a man punched a woman in the face then back up into her with his car in the parking lot after a date at Red Lobster.

In Prospect Heights, a man attempted to steal a stroller with a 2-year-old boy from his parents. This is the 5th child kidnapping attempt in broad daylight by various skels in a month in Brooklyn.

In Bay Ridge, a grinning creep sidled into the front door of an apartment building then stole various tools from the basement.

In Greenpoint, an off-duty cop assaulted a man and was found in possession of a unlicensed gun.

In Boerum Hill at the Atlantic Avenue/Barclays Center Station, a 6-year-old girl fell on the tracks after her arm got caught in a train door that closed on her and dragged her on the platform.

In Flatbush, a mother and her son were killed in a fire in their apartment that spread when the son was trying to move a portable air conditioner that malfunctioned and went ablaze but the fire it left behind already spread out.

Also in Flatbush, a man was shot to death and another man was slashed during an argument in someone’s apartment.

Again in Flatbush, a woman was found dead from an apparent suicide in her apartment with a plastic bag affixed to her head and her hands cuffed.

In Midwood, a man committed suicide in his apartment by slashing his throat.

In Mill Basin, a man died after being rescued drowning by in the water by a dock.

In DUMB(o), a dead man was found hanging on the 10th floor of a commercial building.

In Vinegar Hill at Commodore Barry Park, a dead man’s body was found in the playground

In Boerum Hill, a gym teacher strangled two students during a play fight that went wrong.

In Dyker Heights, two cars crashed into each other at an intersection, causing one to jump the curb and crash into a store.

In Sunset Park, a 73-year-old man had his chain broken when a skel tried to snatch it from his neck.

In Williamsburg, a gunfight on a street corner between three men lead to one dying from a gunshot wound in the head, and two others wounded from shots in the back and guts.

Also in Williamsburg, a man sneaked up behind a man walking and talking on his phone and beat him up, knocked him down and stole his cellphone and ran to the subway.

Again in Williamsburg, an off-duty cop pulled a knife on another man after they both had an argument on the BQE.

And again in Williamsburg, a man held up a smoothie shop and robbed it of $300 with a pipe that the workers thought was a gun.

And again in Williamsburg, a man held up a bank with a note and the teller obliged him with cash.

And again in Williamsburg, a man who wears his vile ideological beliefs on his face with tattoos drove into a food delivery guy on his electronic motorized bicycle (a motorcycle).

In Fort Greene, a man fighting with his wife during a domestic dispute threw a bottle at her but missed and hit his 4-year-old son in the head.

In Gravesend, a man robbed another man of his cellphone and cash after he dined and hung out with him in a restaurant.

Also in Gravesend, a man grabbed a commuter’s junk on the D train.

In Dyker Heights, a man broke into a unlocked van and stole $400

In Kensington at the Ditmars Ave. Station, a man pummeled a 69-year-old man in the face on the F train and threw him off when it arrived at the station.

Also in Kensington, a man stalked then assaulted an 81-year-old man as he entered his apartment building.

In Bensonhurst, an off duty EMT worker threatened to stab another EMT worker with a spoon if he took up space in his bed. (S&M spooning?)

And somewhere in Brooklyn on some subway train, two women got into an argument over a seat. As a woman went ballistic on another woman, accusing her of stealing it from her daughter, then started cursing her out as she told her kid to push her off and then proceeded to shove her herself and then spat on her. With a closer look, it looks like the alleged victim tried to squeeze herself into the seat cramming the two little girls to the side, which probably would have set any mother off.

Queens

In Jamaica, a man got shot in a nite club and then tried to drive himself to the nearest hospital but wound up crashing his car and died.

In Sunnyside, a man was found dead in a hotel room with his throat slashed.

In Cambria Heights, a man was shot 3 times at point blank range and killed as he sat in his van.

In Queens Village, a man was jumped by two men as he exited his car and got shot in the face.

Also in Queens Village, an off-duty cop pulled a gun on his girlfriend and threatened to kill her.

In Jamaica Estates, a man who runs a HVAC business poured liquid mercury into air conditioners of a home to poison people who complained about his lousy service.

In Flushing, an abandoned house went on fire leading to injuries of two men squatting inside and 10 firefighters trying to put it out. It was set by man associated with the MS-13 gang.

Also in Flushing, two men invaded a room being rented by a man from Chicago and held him up at knifepoint and robbed $30,000 from him after they forced him to strip.

Again in Flushing, a man got caught by the cops and arrested when he poorly stashed a gun under a car’s wheel.

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And again in Flushing, three men ditched a nite club without paying their $120 bill and mercilessly beat up an employee who tried to stop them by kicking and punching him.

And again in Flushing, a 14-year-old boy was sucker punched in the face by a man as he was walking up the stairs exiting the Main St. Station.

In Long Island City, a man rooming with two other men was caught robbing the apartment and then slashed them with a knife when they tried to hold him down for the cops to show up.

In Ozone Park, two men followed then stabbed another man multiple times on the street following an argument between them.

Also in Ozone Park on the A train stopping at the 104th St. Station, a man wanted for jerking off on the train in front of two other women while obscuring his lascivious deed with a backpack was caught yanking his crank in front of 19 year-old woman.

In Corona, three men held up a man at gunpoint in his car and robbed his backpack containing a payroll of $80,000. The trio is also wanted in two similar robberies in Harlem and Flushing.

Also in Corona, a woman’s poodle was murdered by a neighbor’s two pit bulls.

Again in Corona, a man flipped out in a grocery store when he threw a suitcase at a clerk when his debit card was declined when he tried to buy a beverage.

And again in Corona, as well as North Corona, Jackson Heights and Elmhurst, a man has broken into and burglarized 13 homes making off with $100,000 in cash and merchandise.

The 13 locations hit in the burglary pattern. (Map via Google Maps)

In Jackson Heights, a man was attacked and beaten down by two men while they yelled homophobic slurs at him and a transgender woman was stabbed by a man following a gay pride parade.

Also in Jackson Heights at the 74th Ave./Roosevelt Ave. Station, a 20-year-old man and a 16-year-old boy jumped a man on the underground train platform and barrelled him with punches and kicks, breaking his jaw.

Again in Jackson Heights at the 74th Ave/Roosevelt Ave. Station, a man grabbed a woman’s butt and reached under her shirt on the platform as the train arrived, then grabbed her ass again when they boarded the E train.

And again in Jackson Heights, a rivet crashed through a window of a man’s business office from transit infrastructure renovations on the elevated train tracks.

In Maspeth, a diner featured in the greatest non-fiction mob movie of all time “Goodfellas” burned to the ground in a massive fire around 5 p.m.. The diner, which still was in business, decided to close that day, which incidentally is reminiscent of the scene when Jimmy, Tommy and Henry burned down the Bamboo Lounge. Only now it’s city government determining what businesses and landmarks stands and goes.

It also eerily gives the impression that there could possibly be another young man running corrupted errands and paying dues in his aspirations to become a gangster.

Also in Maspeth, a man broke into a nail salon and robbed it of $2,000.

In Lefrak City, a mentally disturbed man punched a cop in the face during his arrest.

In Middle Village, a man held up two banks in a span of thirty minutes, only able to get a paltry amount from the second bank he robbed.

In Ridgewood, a man carjacked two vehicles at gunpoint in three days. First with 3 other men, the second by himself.

Also in Ridgewood, a woman was held up at knifepoint and robbed of her purse by a man who she trusted to find her car and went along with him to his house to charge her phone.

In Briarwood, a man approached a 12-year-old girl on the sidewalk and gave her a dollar then grabbed her breasts when she let the perverted weirdo hug her.

In Bayside, three men drove up to a house on one motorcycle (!!!) and broke the front door window with a hammer then held up two workers inside at gunpoint and robbed them of $1,000 and a cellphone.

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Also in Bayside, a man broke into a nail salon and an ice cream parlor, stealing a total of $3,750 by destroying an ATM and a cash register and unplugging the freezers.

In Floral Park, a car crash caused an ambulette to flip over, injuring 2 people.

In Forest Hills, a man tried to rob a bank but left when the teller took too long to get the money.

Also in Forest Hills on the E train, Showtime went awry when a dancer kicked a commuter in the leg, then punched him in the face and ran away with his dance partner.

In Rosedale, a man once arrested for police impersonation and made bail for it was caught with possessing a handgun, a shotgun, 370 bullet cartridges and police i.d.’s and a kevlar vest from the FBI during a drug investigation.

In Astoria, a man wearing only his briefs was found and rescued from the East River just before the current was about to take him towards the machinery of a power plant. Below is a dramatization of what could have resulted.

Also in Astoria, four men attacked and beat up a man and robbed a woman’s cellphone inside a pizzeria after a dispute with them.

In Kew Gardens, an idiot brought a fake grenade into the Queens County Courthouse.

In Bellerose, a fire broke out in a home, killing an 82-year-old woman.

In Far Rockaway, a woman burned to death inside her apartment.

In Jamaica, a woman died in a fire in her house surrounded and subsumed by all her hoarded belongings.

In Rikers Island, the woman who killed two toddlers with her car when she ran a red light in Park Slope was beaten up by a fellow inmate in the cafeteria.

Manhattan

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In the Upper East and West Sides, a man stole cellphones off the hands of seven people while riding his bicycle. To all those shitheads who are inducing society to conduct consumer and financial transactions and the worst fucking transit system in the universe attempting to phase out metrocards to pay to ride using cellphones, you better fucking reconsider this method.

In Chinatown, a driver for an app-based service told two drunk women he picked up in Gowanus to leave his car because they were being a nuisance by making out in the back seat, playing their cellphones loud and one of them putting her feet by the driver’s seat. But all anyone knows about this incident is the driver’s inappropriate reaction and bias and not the women’s obnoxious behavior, sense of entitlement and their exploitation of a feminist rights and sexual identity politics movement.

In Times Square at the station of the same name, a man punched a conductor in the face while the train was moving, which was the sixth assault on transit workers in the last month which includes an L train conductor and 2 others also getting punched, a 4 train conductor getting spat on and called a racial slur when he announced the train was going local and a maintenance worker forced to take leave after being berated by commuter.

Also in Times Square at the Port Authority Terminal, a man living in his car parked on the fifth level was caught and arrested in possession of two guns, hollow-point bullets and a machete.

In Downtown Manhattan, a man wanted for hold-up robberies of GameStop stores got arrested after he held up a jewelry store at knifepoint and robbed it of $13,000 following to other holdups in a mattress store and a vitamin store.

In Turtle Bay, a man attempted to dance with a woman in a douche bar, angering her boyfriend who whipped out a knife and stabbed him in the gut and proceeded to attack and slash four of his friends he was with.

In Washington Square Park, a Samaritan who witnessing a fight between two men got assaulted by one of them with a tarp full of lug nuts.

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In Greenwich Village, three men were shot at inside a hookah bar after an argument between two men who bumped into each other.

In Kips Bay, a man was beaten and stabbed to death in his sleep by a homeless man he gave aid to, inside his room at a group home.

Also in Kips Bay, ten teenage boys living in the ACS center by Bellevue Hospital ganged up and brutally beat down a man for his cell phone

In Tribeca, a woman yelled a racial slur then bashed a woman with a metal suitcase to her face who was just passing by her.

In Midtown, a popular rapper was shot at as he exited a swank hotel at 5 a.m.

Also in Midtown, two people committed suicide, one man who jumped from the 16th floor of a luxury residential building and a woman who leapt from the 17th floor of a hotel.

In the East Village, a vendor trying to stop two men from stealing his flowers got savagely beaten down to the ground by them, leaving him with a broken nose.

Also in the East Village, a man stalked a woman to her apartment building and grabbed her from behind inside the hallway and stole her purse.

Again in the East Village, a man with a cane snatched a wallet from a customer in a cafe then ran away.

And again in the East Village, a street art photo exhibit installation got heavily tagged with less aesthetically pleasing graffiti.

In Harlem, a brawl broke out in a funeral home that spilled out into the street, leading to the arrests of two people.

Also in Harlem, a man got shot to death on the street after an argument with his killer.

Again in Harlem, two men were falsely accused by NYPD detectives for a shooting incident as they proceeded to search them by throwing one to the ground and another against a scaffolding pole in a vain though fascistic illegal search for a gun in full view of passerby and with cellphone cameras rolling. The men were then cuffed and taken to the station house and threatened with being tased for “talking too much”.

In Hudson Heights, two men shot a bodega worker in the stomach in a hold up gone wrong.

In Hamilton Heights, a dead decomposing body of a dead man was found under a tree at Riverside Park.

In the Financial District, a man impersonating a cop threatened to kill another man after being cordial with him.

In Chelsea, a man talking to a woman on the street was hit by a car driven by a man with a suspended license and wound up in a coma.

Also in Chelsea, a man threatened an employee at a chain donut shop and robbed him of $500.

Again in Chelsea, a woman caught shoplifting in a department store got away when she threatened the guard with a hypodermic needle.

In Hell’s Kitchen, 15 kids wielding baseball bats started an old fashioned rumble that escalated into hundreds of students from two high schools fighting on the street.

Also in Hell’s Kitchen, a man killed himself as he collided into van with his dirtbike.

In Downtown Manhattan, a naked lady was running around with a stick and bashing it on any car she saw.

In East Harlem, a cop was struck by a car when she stepped into the street on the side of a van illegally parked in the bus lane.

In the Upper East Side, a homeless man barricaded himself inside a rental van while it was idling and obstructing traffic, giving witnesses the impression that it was an attempt to set off a bomb.

In the Upper West Side, a man hit his girlfriend with a hammer then set her on fire following an argument inside her apartment.

Also in the Upper West Side at the 72nd Street Station, an elderly serial groper grinded his wrinkled genitals up against a 27-year-old woman as the 1 train arrived.

Again in the Upper West Side, a hospitality executive renting a room for over 2 grand from Airbnb was greeted by a rat who crawled on him in bed

In Union Square, a man and woman broke into a pizzeria and robbed it of $10,000 from a safe. The restaurant was burglarized twice before by the suspected duo.

In Gramercy Park, three teenage boys approached a man feigning to ask for the time ambushed him from behind and knocked him out and robbed his belongings after severely beating and choking him

Also in Gramercy Park, a man assaulted a chain drug store employee who tried to stop him from stealing deodorant.

In Stuyvesant Town, a man is leaving various kinds of rotting food in front of apartment doors.

On the Manhattan Bridge, a man riding his bike killed himself when he hit a support beam even though he wore a helmet.

In Grand Central Station, a stupid rat trying to run up the up escalator got cavalierly kicked by a commuter.

At the Columbus Circle Station on the A train, a big fat cop brought his Segway on the train and left immediately when commuters looked at him with combined befuddlement and disgust.

(welcome back, gothamishit)

Staten Island

In New Brighton, a man drove up to a house with people hanging out in front and shot at them.

In South Beach, a man was found dead floating in water by the shore.

In Mariners Harbor, shots were fired in front of a playground and a man shot at a house.

In Bulls Head, a man and a woman held up a hardware store at knifepoint.

In New Springfield, a five-alarm fire that was ignited by a child playing with a lighter engulfed two houses leading to injuries to twenty firemen. One of the homes belonged to a fire marshal.

Also in New Springfield, a man broke into a teacher’s car an hour before sunrise and stole her handbag.

In West Brighton, a man that was shot on a street corner was caught possessing bags of crack and a loaded gun.

Also in West Brighton, a man was hit by a flatbed trailer attached to a pick-up truck as it kept driving and ignored the yelling of witnesses.

In Stapleton, a man was killed crossing the street by a drunk driver who tried to speed off but was stopped by a relative who punched through the window and then at the driver’s face.

In St. George, a man squatting inside an apartment building set it on fire with a candle that spread to neighboring buildings and initially tried to put it out with his dick.

Blazing At Tiffany’s: BMW Goes On Fire On 57th Street And 5th Avenue

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New York, N.Y.

A BMW went on fire on the corner of famed luxury department store Tiffany’s.

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The Beemer’s hood had to be sawed off for the FDNY to extinguish the fire.

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This incident occurred during rush hour just a few steps away from The Second Supreme Leader Of The World Donald John Trump’s flagship building, which made it quite surprising that the street was near accessible for passerby and lookie-loos, ugh, I mean eyewitnesses.

Something like a fancy $50,000 car smoldering less than 10 feet away from a high security area like the President’s ersatz billion dollar building would normally warrant a severe lock down. People working in buildings across from the expensive mini-inferno were still able to leave and commute instead of taking the precaution for ordering them to remain inside. But since it was a small fire and there were no news vans around at the time, the situation was quickly doused.

But considering the significance and the area, theories must be addressed. Like was this a terrorist attack. Was this a decoy for another terrorist attack (actually cross that one out, nothing in the news tonight covered anything that blew up, except the stressed out heart of the Trump Administration’s Economic Adviser). Some Deep State machination to provide a distraction or maybe fabricated terrorist attack by Trump’s Tower to manipulate the masses to support a war effort. Or maybe it was a botched bomb attempt to damage the pathetic and horrendous street art attempt on the wall of the legendary tony department store…

 

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Hopefully, the professionals in televised and digital journalism will have more virtually legitimate and informative answers.

 

 

Donor Owned Mayor de Blasio Owes Money To His Lawyers Who Barely Had To Work To Get Him Off And Wants To Stick His Constituency With The Bill And The City Council Unanimously Voted That The Genitals And Genitalia You Were Born With Is Optional

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New York, N.Y.

Some unique, as in batshit, legislating is going and went down in City Hall along with the serious matter of making property taxes fair and equitable or whatever for the boroughs homeowners.

The first is Mayor de Blasio’s hubristic proposal/bland demand for City Council to write a bill to fund his bill of $300,000 to his law firm Kramer, Levin, et al. for defending his case that got dismissed after Preet Bharara got fired by Figurehead Donald John Trump and his lucky fat asshead skated by with just a pathetic admonishment by State A.G. Dancin’ Cy Vance for breaking the spirit of the law covering de Faustio’s not at all latent criminal activity using his mayoralty to dole favors and civic services for donor cash.

Let’s get this straight, this mayor, this idiot, wants city council to set up a legal defense fund just for him. And this is coming after he allocated 2.1 million dollars of public funding last year to take care of his hefty bills for his spiritual corruption. What Bad Bill is suggesting will set an atrocious precedent for future elected hacks like him to continue to circumvent campaign laws to influence voters and further nurture the powers of corporations that already have a stranglehold influence on policies and government.

Here is something de Faustio should consider instead of this crass request. He should sell his two houses in Park Slope. To go along with the money he clearly saved paying less taxes on them than citizens who live in less niche areas and pay more, he can surely get a cool 3-4 million for them being that they’re located in the over-rated over-marketed borough of Brooklyn.

He could also get a part-time job, maybe work the morning shift at a Starbucks near Gracie Mansion, which should cover the time he leaves there to do his 2 borough 7 hour morning commute and workout. Or maybe, since he is basically panhandling already, go to the nearest 99 cent store and get a sharpie marker and some cardboard lying outside a dumpster then sit on a corner traffic light post on the weekend and solicit the profligate cash from sympathetic passerby. Suggestion: write that you need the cash to get on a bus going back to Boston.

So far, City Council has for the moment rebuffed this absurd beggary but with this predominantly fauxgressive bunch and their habitual sneaky methods for passing laws unbeknownst to their constituents, de Faustio just might get it. It all hinges on Speaker Corey Johnson, who was chosen by the Democrat Machine to be a supposed check and independent voice to monitor this mayor’s spending. But this Johnson seems to be more concerned with what doctors put on newborn infants birth certificates.

AMNY: NYC birth certificate gender options would include ‘X’ under new proposal for adults

New Yorkers who do not identify as either male or female may soon have the option to change their birth certificate to a third category.

Under a proposal announced by City Council Speaker Corey Johnson and Mayor Bill de Blasio, adults will have the option to change their given gender to “X.” The proposal would also remove a rule requiring a letter from a medical or mental health professional to change the gender on a birth certificate.

You don’t need a doctor to tell you who you are and you shouldn’t need a doctor to change your birth certificate to reflect your true self. This groundbreaking legislation will make New York birth certificates more inclusive for all and will send a powerful signal to the world that New York City government works for everyone,” Johnson said in a statement.

This may be the first recorded case of identity politics being used to deny each individuals identity. The stupidity of this law is beyond belief. When did birth certificates become a gay society cultural taboo?

So Corey, idiot, thinks that doctors shouldn’t determine what sex babies are? Will this mean that if the words “It’s a boy/girl” would be considered a slur and be subject to condemnation or a fine? How is X suppose to help? Especially being that the letter is used to mark the box of say, whether a baby is male or female.

There is absolutely no doubt that what people choose to be should not be oppressed, discriminated against or cast out of society, but this is ridiculous. And these are medical professionals determinations that’s being fucked with. You know, the same determinations that tell when a baby what term it’s in if women or teenage girls choose to get an abortion.

These two proposals are the types of bullshit that’s being discussed by our elected and appointed “representative leaders”. Who continue to waste taxpayer dollars and precious time as the city’s poorest and middle classes still don’t get the essential civic services they need and are due to them even still. Who are more concerned with avoiding their personal responsibility for their knowing unethical lapses and what’s between everyone’s legs and how it shouldn’t define them.

Idiots.

 

 

 

 

4645 Extraoficialmente Muertos En Puerto Rico Resultantes De Las Secuelas Del Huracán María (4645 Unofficially Dead In Puerto Rico Resulting From The Aftermath Of Hurricane Maria)

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Hurricane Maria, a relentless, apocalyptic storm that engulfed and mostly demolished the U.S. commonwealth state Puerto Rico, killed 4,645 citizens in a Harvard report published in The New England Journal Of Medicine. Making this the deadliest hurricane in 100 years and the biggest amount of fatalities on a populace since 9/11/01.

This report comes almost a year after Figurehead Trump arrived to the island and marveled at the reported death toll of 16 casualties at the time and remarked that the devastation was not that bad at all compared to Hurricane Katrina’s mortality rates in New Orleans and then tossed beautiful absorbent paper towels in a room full of desperate, star-struck citizens.

This report comes as the government of Puerto Rico, run by the himbo Governor Ricardo Rosselló, closed off data requests to the public and researchers back in December 2017 and has been sitting on their asses awaiting for a commissioned study contracted to George Washington University to complete as the official death toll for the last year remained at 64, giving the impression that maybe they do have the updated amount and they whited out the first and fourth digits. Governor Rossello is on the case though, as he expressed by conveying superficial rage in an interview on CNN.

Figurehead Trump, along with his accomplice and Vice President Mike Pence, did not utter one letter or bat an eye when they showed up at a FEMA meeting about the devastating Harvard study, which on the bright side at least they did not attempt to refute it. On the predictable side, they were nauseatingly crass and soulless, showing seething contempt of not only bringing up the fact of the tragedy but of the people they don’t think they represent and are responsible for their security. As is expected of those two bastards.

Pero el mayor bastardo es Governor Ricko Suave, whose duplicity is way out of bounds in the obvious delay and cloaking of the true mortality totals which cover the day the hurricane hit and her societal and environmental impact, mostly derived from the months long blackout of the commonwealth’s electrical grid and the total lack of potable  water.

But the charming governor has more pressing necessities and niceties to concern himself with. Like repressing his constituents desire and civil right to protest his and the un-elected fiscal boards austerity measures by deploying 3 times the amount of cops for every citizen and also equipping his personal taxpayer funded stormtroopers with the best armor and gas cans to thwart such attempts against social activism and justice. And also on making sure to not ward off any venture capital interests to the island state with such gloomy stats so young wealthy pioneers with bitcoins can arrive unimpeded and remake/remodel Puerto Rico into a resort utopia these soulless asshole big spenders for partying all year round. And why the hell not turn the commonwealth into a spanking new tax dodging haven for current and future miserly oligarchs to hoard their massive wealth.

Think this is some dystopian fiction, think again. What Governor Suave’ along with his hack Democrat allies in America are enabling is The Shock Doctrine on steroids and plutonium, as villages and towns throughout Puerto Rico are still undergoing months without or intermittent amount of electricity as the cities are doing just fine and have experienced a revitalization as hundreds of thousands of citizens are still struggling while their government fiddles and finds myriad ways, from incompetence to indifference, to deny the suffering masses their rights to their livelihoods and general and civic services.

And also their right to find out if a relative or friend has died from the ramifications of Maria 2017. But Governor Suave’ thinks he can get by on his Menudo-member boyish good looks and elite friends and acquaintances in business, high finance, and the Democrat Machine. It’s easy to see why he needs to hide behind armored police.

Governor Suave’ only has to worry about the next hurricane that will hit his state. But the way things are surfacing now that the death toll has been professionally tabulated and exposed, the next storm’s name might just be Revolution.

 

Return Of The Scumlord: Steve Croman Is Released From Prison

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The justice system has decided to release the lower Manhattan notorious affordable rent paying tenant terrorizer and convicted felon Steve Croman after serving a piddling 8 months of an incredibly short 1 year jail sentence for his crimes of grand larceny and tax fraud. Crimes that he got caught doing instead of the various crimes that were virtually unacknowledged and just as detrimental to society and communities; blatantly violating their rights as paying tenants ranging from sending goons to break into their apartments, denying basic services like heat and water, making baseless litigious threats and fostering hazardous toxic environments with gut renovations in a combined effort to force tenants to move to make way for stupid frivolous spending transient clients looking to spend 3 times as much to rent.

The kicker to this wretched display of justice is that they sprung him early so he wouldn’t be swarmed by reporters. Shit, how did they think he got away with tormenting his tenants all these years, certainly not by intrepid, consistent, persistent journalism (Besides, reporters are too busy covering sunsets touching buildings and the throngs of dumbasses obstructing traffic) and definitely not by the non-existent civic duties by the electeds and those appointed in the DOB as Croman’s heinous tactics has spawned dozens of imitators that are still being administered and still going unchecked. It should be noted that Figurehead Trump’s young ward, Jared Kushner, pulled off the same rent fabrication to get massive loans for his nearby East Village, Astoria and Downtown Brooklyn properties, but he’s still an adviser to the President and got back his security clearances.

It looks like this foul hedonistic, avaricious sociopath got the same deal Alex got in A Clockwork Orange, sans the film viewing torture. And now with a corrupt mayor still obeisant to mega-developers and dependent on manifesting his bogus and deceptive affordable housing program, Croman and his putrid peers (and there are perpetually over a 100) will be emboldened to continue his (their) mendacity, which did not even stop while he was stewing in the tombs and major banks continue to prop up these predatory ventures and practices with massive loans.

In other related landlord scumbaggery, tenants returned to their apartment building in Mount Hope in the Bronx that got torched in a 5 alarm fire back in September to find the building still charred with soot and still reeking of smoke. The stench and environment was apparently too much for the rats that infested the building as the tenants are having understandable difficulty to adjust because their homes are rent-stabilized and being homeless is arguably more hazardous.

The building has over 100 open violations and their landlord has not been nor his identity revealed in the highlighted underlined newslink.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Goodnight

Kate Spade, 55, Fashion Designer And Writer

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Dwight Clark, 61, Wide Receiver, San Francisco 49ers

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Jalal Mansur Nuriddin, 74, Poet, The Last Poets

 

Bruce Kison, 68, Pitcher, Two Time World Series Winner For The Pittsburgh Pirates,  California Angels, Boston Red Sox

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Robert Mandon, 86, Actor, Televison And Film, Chester Tate Of Soap

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Mayor de Blasio Doles No Fares For Ferry Bus Transfers But Not Fair Fares For The Working Poor

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After debuting last summer, the NYC Ferry has received from Mayor de Blasio and Your City Of New York another $300 million dollars of funding. The justification for this allocation comes after thousands wound up waiting hours to board the insufficient service that was caused by the paltry amount of boats rushed into service provided by the Frisco based Hornblower broke down simultaneously, and on a crystal ball like five year speculation of the service amassing 9 million riders.

This was immediately decided after weeks of heavily publicized demand by the Riders Alliance group for $210 million dollars towards discounted fares for low-salaried transit dependent citizens, which de Blasio said was impossible to fund and refused to implement the program into the $89,000,000(!!!) city budget and conveniently basing it on the state budget mandate for the city to fund half the $800 million emergency fund improvements and repairs for the MTA, the worst fucking transit system of the universe.

A question for the seemingly socialist and progress mayor is how come there isn’t money to give the less fortunate commuting citizens a hand? The answers are quite obvious and expansive but this post will focus on it’s arguably most popular destination dock in Rockaway Beach.

There are the shuttle buses which provide free transfers which are not available to those who need to take a city bus and train after they get off the boat. Although in the beginning of the summer in Rockaway just after the service was launched, these shuttles weren’t provided by Hornblower but were provided by massive, luxurious charter buses. It was a month later that the official buses by the Hornblower Corp came in. The costs of renting these charter buses are not known and of course were not covered in the local news media whom initially showed up en masse to the christening of the ferry service and never returned.

The massively fucked up thing about this, yet another, insulting slight and deprivation of city services for the citizens struggling to afford to live in this city is that the ferry bus shuttles are an everyday free transfer for ferry riders, where it’s bus service only went to limited stops going east (which has seen a modest influx of the hipster demographic along with the opening of an arbitrary beer garden) and ended at 67th street, avoiding a massive stretch east which contains most of the population in the peninsula where the majority of poor people live and a great amount of public housing.

Even though the shuttle has recently been extended further east to the 30’s on the peninsula (certainly because of new housing developments from lux towers to the only upgrades that was devoted to NYCHA buildings in the past 4 years), it was recently revealed that running the ferries cost twice the amount of the fare to subsidize it’s operations. It would be nice to know how much of that subsidy covers the bars and bartenders inside the cramped water trolleys.

But there is another eye-opening reason why a ton of cash is being thrown at this sinking investment and it was pointed out in the local shiny happy funtime beach weekly, The Rockaway Times. After the aforementioned simultaneous breakdown of the fleet last autumn and unfortunate incidents leading to commuters getting stuck and evacuated because of bad navigation, winter came along with a record daily frozen temperatures that manifested a new obstacle-ice.

In the peak of winter, the ferry service was introduced to another obstacle as Jamaica Bay started to freeze over, but NYC Ferry did what it could to meet the challenge. On days where conditions seemed impossible, the service was suspended for everyone’s safety, but many attempts were also made by tugboats that were hired to clear the ice so that the service could continue on some chilly winter days.

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So NYC taxpayers are paying for two boat services, hopefully the tugboats are not equipped with bars for craft beer and artisan whisky sales.

It is just stupid that de Faustio would prefer to piss 300 million in the river than provide a real progressive program like fair fares for the working poor and senior citizens which would have save the city 90 million, with the remainder of the cash going to improve bus service, maintain road infrastructure and street safety by sending more cops to direct traffic in the busiest areas where congestion is the worse.

But just like the BQX gentrification street car de Faustio and the new agents of the city- the Friends of the BQX and Transportation Alternatives, insistently refuse to let go, as this new expensive allocation is based on projected ridership in 5 years time, showing once again that the mayor and his owners/donors in Real Estate care more and pander to a constituency that doesn’t exist instead of the constituency that is getting shafted from this fauxgressive mayor, depriving them of necessary transit services for these quasi-yachts and the unfair free bus transit service for mostly tourists and transients when those ghetto dollar vans would do just fine.

The 300 million allocation is also going to upgrades at all dock stations and the building of new ones like in Stonybrook in the South Bronx, another locale that’s is in midst of a luxury hyperdevelopment building boom (more like boon since this will induce gentrification and high rental market rate fabrication/speculation) to go along with the free transfer bus trips as the majority of train stations and subway tracks and signals will see elongated delays in renovations. Which makes this effort to prop up an expensive and equally ineffective transit service unfair to all commuters.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

New Bad Days 51: The Former Dope-Smokin’ Dope From Park Slope Mayor Orders The NYPD To Lay Off (Most) Marijuana Smokers, City Parks Dept. To Install Needle Waste Baskets And The Department Of Health To Warn Rich Bar Hoppers About Tainted Cocaine; Nearly 100 People Overdose On K-2 Then Walk In Slow Motion And Sleep On The Street; Double Murder In Bushwick Houses; Bronx Public High School Desperately Needs Security Guards And More Home Invasions, Attacks On The Elderly, Shootouts, Stabbings, Car Chases And Getaways, Sexual Molesting, And Brazen Mugging In Presence Of Video Cameras

https://res.cloudinary.com/jerrick/image/upload/f_auto,fl_progressive,q_auto,c_fit,w_1100/mgjgitt5qctp4r2qf40aLet’s get it on.
The truth in right and wrong
The boundaries of the law
You seem to miss the point
Arresting for a joint?
Phil Anselmo, Pantera

Well, looks like the Mayor finally got a modicum of sense or is just trying to upstage his confirmed rival Gov. Cuomo in a battle of superficial progressive activism, now that he has ordered the NYPD to stop arresting people for smoking pot in public weeks after he announced his experiment to provide safe spaces for shooting and possibly selling smack as the NYS health dept. finally completed it’s study for the inevitable legalization of the glorious weed.

Although this decree still comes with a favorable sop to the NYPD to keep up shakedowns in certain predominantly Black and Hispanic communities or areas under and prospective gentrification with supposed “carve-out” arrests to catch potsmokers who are suspected of breaking probations, having warrants against them or are currently on parole. Which just seems to be an redefined and upgraded version of the unconstitutional tactic of “stop and frisk”

Although this is a genuine sign of progress that will truly benefit the city with new businesses, new jobs and massive revenue and will be less stress for pot smoking citizens and cops equally, the city and it’s law enforcers still have to maintain some control and policy management over more serious and harder drugs and it’s consumers.

In six parks in the Bronx, the city has installed syringe deposit boxes for the junkies frequenting them for shooting up after finding up to 5,000 used needles discarded by on the lawns, lots, paths, benches and playgrounds.

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Although this seems like a good idea it’s extremely naive. Junkies not only don’t have the energy to get up or muster the consideration to clean up their works after they shoot up and wallow in their blissful state, but like most drug users are way too paranoid to be seen disposing their needles in receptacles. And it will not lessen parkgoers anxiety to see the sight of junkies disposing their shit properly as when they see the needles just lying around. It’s better for NYC parks to hire sweepers. Meanwhile, a parking lot slated for more community disrupting gentrification tower development near one of the parks that has received needle waste baskets and kiosks has become a junkie haven.

Then there are other dangerous products hitting the streets because of demand and old school favorites too, like in Mount Hope in the Bronx three men were busted selling packets of the elephant tranquilizer Carfentanil  for distribution to compete with the fentanyl heroin market and in Washington Square Park, just days after the mayor’s ruling people are smoking crack in full view in front of park goers.

And most disturbingly and distressing in Bed-Stuy, up to 25 30 87 people were found walking in a coma-like daze and lying on the concrete after overdosing on the synthetic garbage low end marijuana substitute K-2, nearby the same bodega that was caught selling the stuff back in 2016 when 33 people were zombie marching and lounging on the pavement on Broadway and Myrtle Ave . It is suspected by a councilman Robert Cornergy that it is being sold on the street by runners/hoppers, whose suspicion was confirmed when cops busted 8 people 15 people for selling it in baggies labeled “scooby snax” (zoiks!). Another 3 catatonic fake pot smokers were found lying the streets of Crown Heights.

The fucked up thing about K-2 and it’s popularity is that even if pot becomes legal, this shitty toxic product will not go away for it will be the only thing poor drug users can afford if you factor what the prices will be when pot shops open up when those aforementioned area will be fully gentrified.

There is also the unaddressed and inevitable high profile return of cocaine, which will not be a shock since it’s the preferred upscale drug of choice of frivolous big spending young adults, of whom this city is building it’s economy on with all the high rise tower pestilence and proliferation of bars and clubs in Manhattan and the coastal towns and suddenly niche slightly eastern areas of Brooklyn and Queens. As NYC’s department of health is taking preemptive action with a campaign focusing on cocaine laced with fentanyl and sending aides to bars on the high end and notorious Hells Gate on the Lower East Side to warn patrons to be careful when they illegally buy and snort blow on drink coasters.

Unfortunately this concern may have already hit a snag because at a “restaurant” and bar called No Fun, name and album font stolen from The Stooges in the East Village, a woman died in a bar/restaurant at 9 p.m. after coming in loaded on coke and booze. (Night Mayor Ariel Palitz, where are you??)

Now onward to the boroughs five.

Queens

In Ozone Park, a man was shot in the neck and killed in his house.  Three people drove away from the crime scene and during the getaway, a passenger shot himself with the murder weapon and the driver wound up smashing the car into another moving car and a parked car.

Also in Ozone Park, a woman crashed her car into an iron fence at JHS 210, then jumped out of the car and handed her 1-year-old daughter to the first person she saw and ran away.

In South Ozone Park, two men in clown masks held up a chain pharmacy at gunpoint and robbed it of enough opiods to stuff two duffel bags. This is the second time this year this store was robbed as cops might see a connection.

Their hideout might not be that far away or isolated.

Also in South Ozone Park, a man got bashed with a chair and robbed of his gold chain by three men in a fast food restaurant.

In South Jamaica, a man was found dead from shot to the head lying on the hallway of the Baisley Park Houses from a drug deal gone wrong.

In Forest Hills, three idiots attempted to steal a U.S. Postal Service mailbox from the concrete ground.

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Also in Forest Hills and Kew Gardens, a total of 10 assaults, 3 burglaries and 2 thefts happened in a week.

Again in Forest Hills on the F train leaving the 75th Ave. Station, a man was masturbating while blocking the train’s doors.

In Jamaica at four train stations, a man is suspected of four cellphone robberies that were committed as oblivious commuters stepped out the doors of the F train holding their phones then the perp yanks it out of their hands. All phones were worth $900.

Also in Jamaica, a 19-year-old man blew a red light and smashed into another car, killing a woman driving it then tried to run away with his passenger.

In Sunnyside on the 7 train heading to the 46th St. station, a man randomly punched another man in the face and ran away when the train made it’s stop.

In Springfield Gardens, an EMT worker was attacked by a man who tried to pull her out of her ambulance while she was about to drive off.

In Woodside, a man stabbed another man on the street in the eye and in the back four times and ran off.

In Kew Gardens, burglars broke into a tenants apartment and robbed a safe containing thousands of dollars of jewelry and cash that he inherited from his late mother.

In Long Island City, a bike rider got critically injured when he got doored then fell under a moving truck that ran him over.

Also in Long Island City at the Queensboro Plaza Station, a man grabbed a woman’s ass on the 7 train.

Again in Long Island City, a man broke into a diner and robbed tools worth $200.

And again in Long Island City at the 39th Ave. Station, commuters had to be evacuated from the W train when it started shaking and filled with smoke.

In Glendale, a teenage woman broke into a car and ransacked it then attempted to break into a house.

In Rego Park, a man shoplifted merchandise from a clothing store and flashed a gun at security guards that tried to detain him. He escaped with his tongue flapping in the breeze.

Also in Rego Park, a woman committed suicide by jumping six stories to her death from an apartment building.

Again in Rego Park at the 63rd Drive Station, a man killed himself when he fell on the tracks walking between cars as the moving M train was making it’s stop.

In Flushing, an 18-year-old woman was found dead in her apartment.

In Ridgewood, a woman robbed a box of groceries and an elevator blanket from an apartment building lobby.

In Astoria, a man broke into an elderly man’s apartment and stole his T.V. and hat.

In Laurelton, a woman robbed delivery packages off a porch and drove away in her nice Honda Pilot.

In Middle Village, a man robbed 22 bottles of cough medicine from a chain pharmacy.

In Corona, a 94-year-old man peacefully sitting on his stoop was accosted by a man who started yelling and walk towards him and smacked his glasses off, falling on the sidewalk. As the elderly man defended himself and his property by swinging his cane at the asshole, said asshole stomped on his glasses and broke them and ran away.

Also in Corona, a fire engulfed a house with no working smoke alarms, critically injuring a man found trapped in a stairwell as well as injuring 4 residents and 7 firefighters.

In Cambria Heights, a motorcyclist got killed when he collided into a minivan that stopped in an intersection

In East Elmhurst, a man was hit by a car and killed crossing the boulevard.

Brooklyn

In Bushwick at the Bushwick Houses,a 62-year-old woman was found dead from shot in the head and tied up to a chair in her apartment. A 54-year-old man was found dead in his apartment also with his head shot in the same building on the same floor a few days later. NYPD suspects the murders are linked to a drug dealer that had an argument with the murdered man.

Also in Bushwick, a man killed himself crashing his dirtbike into a double parked minivan. The impact from the speed caused the motorcycle to skid down the road, where a man found it and drove away.

In Flatbush, a married couple were found stabbed to death in their apartment from a murder-suicide.

In Crown Heights, a barber went ballistic on a customer who didn’t like his haircut and refused to pay for it by throwing him through a window causing his face to slice open.

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Also in Crown Heights, a tattoo-faced rainbow-maned rapper was busted by cops who caught him parking his SUV in front of a fire hydrant and driving with a suspended license. The alleged musician then squeezed the hand of a police lieutenant during processing at the precinct.

Again in Crown Heights, a man lured a 5-year-old girl to a basement stairwell and sexually molested her.

In Brownsville, a homeless man that attacked and battered two women in their late 70’s got his ass kicked by another homeless man who witnessed the assault and held him down for the cops to come.

In Sunset Park, a man who thought he was about to get laid turned into Operation Cock Block when he held up by his date who pulled out a gun in the hotel room then let three dudes inside and robbed him of his phone, watch and cash.

Also in Sunset Park, a lecherous man attempted to kidnap two children in two days but failed when one kid bit him and the other kicked him in the shin.

Again in Sunset Park, a fight broke out outside a catering hall holding a quincieria party got the attention of four cops in the area, one of whom chased a 17-year-old kid involved in the melee. The kid then tripped and wound up paralyzed when the cop fell on him trying to apprehend him.

And again in Sunset Park at the 8th Ave. Station, a commuter sleeping on the train awoke to find his backpack stolen.

In Greenwood, two men held up a sex toy shop at gunpoint. Some how, some way, they cause two police vehicles to crash into each other as they tried to get away.

In Bed-Stuy, a man was shot to death on the street at 7:45 a.m.

Also in Bed-Stuy, a motorcycle rider killed himself crashing into a car that merged into a lane he steered in.

In East New York at P.S. 178, a 6-year-old boy was kicked in the jewels by his classmates in a demented game they concocted.

In Williamsburg, a jewelry store was robbed of $300,000 worth of ethical conflict-free merchandise in an overnight heist.

Also in Williamsburg, a street hassle escalated into a shootout, with a man winding up dead and two wounded. The killer was last seen taking a picture of himself over his slain victim.

In Park Slope at the 4th Ave. Station, a 13-year-old girl trying to commute after the train she was first on went out of service was tackled and roughhoused by an MTA worker who assumed she was beating the fare.

Also in Park Slope, a rowhouse apartment building abandoned for months and scheduled for demolition collapsed causing 20 people to evacuate their residences nearby.

In Cypress Hills, a woman got shot on the street in a drive-by after she walked out of a niteclub.

In Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, a man climbed into an bedroom window and slithered onto a woman’s bed and molested her while claiming he was a police officer.

In Borough Park, a man once allied with Mayor de Blasio during his days as the Public Luxury Market Rate Real Estate Advocate and who runs the safety patrol/vigilante security street crew Shomrim was exposed and charged for raping a 16-year-old girl.

In Downtown Brooklyn at the Jay St./Metrotech Station, during an argument a man kicked another man onto to the train tracks as the train was arriving, who was saved by a transit worker who witnessed the incident.

In Bay Ridge, a brawl in front of a docked party boat escalated when two people got into a car chase with police and wound up crashing their car in Kensington and the cops firing a couple rounds at them.

Also in Bay Ridge at the 77th St. Station, a man feigning to help a woman through a turnstile with her luggage snatched her purse and fled.

Again in Bay Ridge, three men attacked a man on the street, beating him on the pavement with kicks and punches.

And again in Bay Ridge, a woman attempted suicide by jumping out of a window on the 3rd floor.

In Windsor Terrace at the Fort Hamilton Parkway Station, a flood on the floor by the turnstiles was slightly remedied with a red brick foot bridge and a milk crate for what could be an aesthetic feature. This infrastructure improvement came weeks before Andy Byford of the MTA announced a 37 billion dollar plan to fix the worst fucking transit system of the universe (shout out to Reason magazine for their similarly vulgar headline report)

The bridge is over. (Tony Akio Cohen)

In Dyker Heights, a man lashed out at a 65-year-old man at a gas station and shoved him to the ground.

Also again in Dyker Heights and again in Bay Ridge two men with pipes smashed windows on a car with the driver still inside and then punched him. A man randomly punched another man in the face who walked by him and two women were brawling in the street over social media posts.

In Boerum Hill, a man held up a jewelry store wielding a hammer and robbed it $79,000 of it’s merchandise.

In Sheepshead Bay, a man shoplifted vitamins and eye drops from a pharmacy and punched a clerk in the face who tried to stop him then drove off in a Mercedes Benz, a woman had her phone yanked from her hand while she was walking and a woman got injured when she grabbed the steering wheel to stop a man who stole her purse.

Again in Sheepshead Bay and Gravesend, three men jumped a man from behind and beat him down and robbed his personal belongings. Another three men (or possibly the same group) ganged up on a woman in the late afternoon, punching and kicking her and robbing her of $70 and four men jumped a guy and beat him down with punches and kicks and robbed his bag at 3:10 p.m.

In Flatlands, two cars were broken into by a thief who stole a bag containing credit cards and cash and a wallet. A woman had her bag stolen containing her wallet when she was trying on clothes in front of a counter.

In Bensonhurst and Bath Beach, a woman got hit in the face with her cellphone after chasing a man who stole it off her and then threw it at her. A woman had $3,300 stolen from her from a bag she left in the bathroom. A man had his car stolen when he left the keys inside. A man bashed a window of a car and stole $400 and credit cards. A man broke into a house and stole 40 grand worth of jewelry and a woman had $720 yanked from her from a pickpocket.

Also in Bensonhurst, a man left his two little dogs in the car with the windows rolled up on a humid hot day to get drunk. One of the dogs died days later.

Also in Bath Beach, a dirty old man sexually molested an 11-year-old girl on the street in broad daylight and ran away.

In Brighton Beach, a man had his Halal food cart stolen from him.

In Coney Island, a brawl between two men escalated when one of the men got stabbed, and a man snatched a boy’s cellphone from his hand.

Again in Coney Island, a woman had her designer purse stolen by two men while she was walking on the boardwalk.

In Marine Park, two kids snatched a purse off a woman then rode away on a bike.

In Brooklyn Heights, a decomposed body was found floating on the East River was found to be another cab driver who committed suicide because he could not keep up with because the unregulated app cab service industry, even by working over 14 hours a day and wound up in insurmountable crushing debt.

Bronx

Violence-plagued Bronx high school looks to Craigslist for security help

In Jerome Park, Dewitt Clinton High School put out a employment listing on the internet for security guards paying $18 an hour since the city’s Department of Education doesn’t want or doesn’t have the money to pay licensed professionals to stem the violence in the school.

In Morris Heights, a man suffering a mental breakdown stabbed his girlfriend to death in her apartment while four kids were sleeping in another woman, and also slashed her daughter who tried to stop him.

Also in Morris Heights, a man was pulled over by cops and then shot with a tazer gun when he tried to call a relative on his cellphone because the man was accused of not moving to let an emergency vehicle pass even though he did exactly that moments earlier but the cops deliberately did not move.

In Jerome Park, a transvestite invaded an 83-year-old woman’s apartment at 2:30 p.m. and held her up at knifepoint, then he trashed the place and robbed drugs and 13 grand in cash and attempted to flee but was stopped by a neighbor who caught the burglar and knocked his ass down, causing the culprit to lose his knife then his gun when he continued to battle him.

In Concourse Village, a seven months pregnant Army Veteran got stabbed by her boyfriend multiple times, causing her to lose her baby.

Also in Concourse Village, a man got killed steps from his home after being shot at 5 times.

In Soundview, a street hassle escalated as a man assaulted another man then beat him down on the sidewalk while yanking his backpack off of him and stole his wallet as six people witnessed the mugging with three walking away with the culprit.

Also in Soundview, a 3-year-old boy was savagely beaten to death by his mother’s boyfriend

In Mott Haven, a man got shot to death in front of the Patterson Houses.

In Claremont Park, a man was found shot to death lying on a street corner. When the ambulance arrived to pick up the body, a man with a bat smashed the window of the vehicle and ran off.

In Claremont, a man grabbed a woman and one 14-year-old girl on their rear ends then grabbed and grinded his body on another woman and then Trumply grabbed a 19-year-old woman in the crotch as the victims were just walking by him.

In Woodlawn Heights, a 16-year-old boy jumped out of his car and pulled a gun on two elderly women and robbed one of them of her purse. The idiotic teenage thug got arrested after he tried using one of the cards he stole from her to buy shit.

In Belmont, a man and woman robbed an auto body shop of $1,300 during the afternoon.

Also in Belmont, a man was jumped, strangled, beaten to the ground and robbed by two men as soon as he left his house to go to work.

In Claremount Village at I.S. 219, a teacher sexually molested a 14-year-old student when he got her alone in a classroom.

In Mount Hope, a man was stabbed to death in his apartment after arguing with his killer.

In Hunts Point, a man chased and shot at another man multiple times as he was running away from him in an apartment building courtyard.

In Edenwald, a traffic cop pulled a knife on her neighbor during an argument.

An imbecile who got photographed posing in front of NYPD vehicle with a gun in his hand then posted the picture on his social media account got caught riding his bike the wrong direction in Parkchester.

In Grand Concourse on the D train, a man punched a commuter and put him in a headlock and bashed his head on the train wall because he felt the victim bumped into him as they boarded.

In Norwood, an 18-year-old got killed on the street after being stabbed in the chest after partying in a courtyard.

In Baychester, an Iraq War veteran was arrested for possessing a cache of bomb making materials and military grade weaponry.

In Fordham Heights, a 7-year-old boy got killed when he rode his scooter crossing the street and got hit by a bus.

In Foxhurst, three men broke into a man’s apartment and stabbed him to death and stabbed his friend multiple times during a home invasion robbery.

Also in Foxhurst at the Simpson St. Station, a 17-year-old girl killed herself when she jumped on the tracks then stepped on the third rail.

In Orchard Beach, bones are now washing up on the shore coming from Hart Island where land erosion is wasting the graves of the remains of the city’s poor people.

Manhattan

In the East Village, a man loitering in a bank branch ATM solicited a man who just withdrew cash for $100 then beat the shit out of him after he refused as people ignored and continued their routine as the crime was taking place steps away from them (note the dummy making a cash withdrawal while the thug is kicking the victim).

Also in the East Village, a woman died in a bar/restaurant at 9 p.m. after coming in loaded on coke and booze. Night Mayor Ariel Palitz, where are you??

Again in the East Village, a app-hail driver lost control of his car as he flipped it to it’s side like a Mannix episode, then smashed into three parked vehicles

In Manhattanville and Hamilton Heights, two fetuses were found in garbage cans 8 hours apart.

In the Upper East Side, an elderly woman who just turned 93 was followed by two teenage boys who were menacing her as she was walking home, then attacked her when she arrived to her house, robbing her purse which contained 7 bucks and a metrocard and leaving her with a broken arm.

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Also on the Upper East Side, a 7-year-old boy was hit by a schmuck riding a electronic motorized bicycle. Which are currently known as E-bikes but are commonly known as motorcycles. Which are supposedly illegal to ride in this city.

Also on the Upper East Side, a man held up the same video game store at gunpoint twice in two weeks robbing them of $1,700, and also held up other similar video game stores in the Upper West Side and Chelsea.

In Harlem, a man was robbed of $60,000 worth of jewelry he was carrying in a bag by two men who chased him and beat him down when he tried to run away from them after being held up at gunpoint.

Also in Harlem, a truce between two gang rivals went awry when 10 other gangbangers showed up and one of the men pulled out a gun and shot into the encroaching crowd, hitting 2 of them.

Again in Harlem, a man followed a woman into her apartment building by catching the door and then tried to pull down her pants from behind. The woman fought back, causing him to fall down the stairs.

In Yorkville, a man selling tickets to a woman on the street was attacked from behind by a man who put him in a sleeper hold and robbed his cellphone as the woman chillingly walked away during the mugging.

 

In Hell’s Kitchen, a man robbed a bank of a grand by a passing a note to an easily frightened teller while sucking on a lolly.

Also in Hell’s Kitchen, and argument between a motorcyclist and a driver of an SUV escalated when the SUV driver verbally threatened to run the motorcyclist over then ran over and crushed his motorcycle.

In Central Park, a woman walking her dog in the park was approached by a man walking two dogs that were unleashed. Then one of his dogs attacked her dog, chomping on her pet and wouldn’t release until a Samaritan noticed and helped her ward the aggressive dog off. Then the stupid idiot’s other dog menacingly circled the Samaritan and attacked him.

Devil Dog :”mind ya business punk” (pic by the mutt’s prey, John Traynor)

In Penn Station at the 34th St. Station, a blind man was robbed of his wallet by a kid that told him he was cop and picked his pocket as he went through the turnstiles.

Also in Penn Station, a married couple celebrating their anniversary coming from a Broadway show were randomly attacked by a man who spat on the woman’s face and then repeatedly punched her husband and knocked him to the ground continuing the assault on the crowded sidewalk as passerby didn’t do a fucking thing to stop it or call the cops.

In Midtown, a 2 ton 8’x14′ glass panel fell off a billionaire row building under construction and  issued a stop work order landed on a security guard, instantly killing a 67-year-old security guard.

Also in Midtown, a woman killed herself and her son in a murder-suicide when she threw her 7-year-old son off a hotel balcony on the 25th floor then jumped off herself over a volatile relationship with and separation from her husband, who a judge sided with against her plans to take her son for a European vacation

In West Harlem, a man was shot to death while eating fried chicken inside a takeout restaurant by a masked gunman.

In East Harlem, a girl committed suicide by jumping off the roof of her apartment building because she was being bullied by her classmates.

Also in East Harlem, a man died in police custody after he fought with his family in their apartment and continued to struggle during the arrest.

In Tribeca, two window washers wiping a luxury tower on the 40th floor nearly fell to their deaths as the high velocity winds swayed their scaffold around like a propeller causing it to bash into several high story windows.

In Downtown Manhattan, a man caught shoplifting at a department store was brutally beaten down and choked by a security guard.

In the Upper West Side, three morons filming a crime movie without a permit in an apartment buildings terrified residents when they were running in the halls with a fake gun and yelling shit.

Also on the Upper West Side, a man clobbered an 87-year-old man at a bank branch ATM and ran off with his money. The victim died after being in a coma for 3 days

Again on the Upper West Side, a city bus went on fire on it’s daily route.

And again on the Upper West Side at a posh upscale gym, a fitness instructor pulled down a woman’s tights and kissed her ass during a training session.

In Chelsea, a woman robbed a man’s $30,000 watch at his apartment and tried to hide it her cooch from the cops.

Also in Chelsea, a burglar was able to break into an apartment belonging to man who died, stealing $13,000 in cash and merchandise, despite that the door was sealed and locked by the NYPD.

Again in Chelsea, a man caught stealing a disgusting energy soda punched a deli worker multiple times who tried to stop him.

And again in Chelsea, a man held up a video store at gunpoint and made off with $900.

Also in Midtown West at the 7th Avenue Station, a man punched a train conductor in the face when the window was down on the F train as it was leaving the station.

Again in Midtown West, a man riding a sChITtibike on the sidewalk was pulled over by cops and was found possessing a loaded 9mm.

And again in Midtown West, a pedicab rider was knocked off his seat when President Trump’s current lawyer’s patsies opened the car door and slammed it into him as he was passing by.

In Washington Heights, a man who got rejected asking for cash from an 82-year-old woman and her health aide stalked and continued harassing them in a department store. When the cops were called to get him to leave, he bit a cop on the neck after he tried to steal his gun and injured his partners arm while he was resisting arrest.

In Kips Bay, a man walking on the sidewalk was randomly attacked by a man who punched him repeatedly in the face.

Also in Kips Bay, a teenage boy hit another boy with a baseball bat.

Again in Kips Bay, a fight between two men over a place on line in a gourmet eatery escalated when one man punched the other and the assaulted pulled out a knife.

In the Flatiron District, a man jumped out of his car with two knives and chased a man who dropped his bike and fled, the driver then slashed the bike’s tires.

In Chelsea, a man caught stealing a disgusting energy soda punched a deli worker multiple times who tried to stop him.

In Stuy Town at the Beth Israel Hospital, a man became irate and assaulted an EMS worker when he didn’t get a wheelchair because there were none around.

Also in Stuy Town, a teenage boy was caught in the act of stealing a bike with a bolt cutter.

In Inwood, a unlicensed driver in an SUV stopped by cops in an intersection refused to cooperate then stepped on the gas, did reverse donuts and sped off onto the sidewalk, smashing parked vehicles and drove off onto the Henry Hudson Parkway in the wrong direction and got caught in the South Bronx.

Also in Inwood, a karate instructor was arrested for molesting five of his girl students aged 10 to 14.

Again in Inwood, a decomposed body washed up from the Hudson River and was found in Inwood Hill Park

In Greenwich Village, a woman with a garbage bag robbed a load of delivery boxes and packages from an apartment building lobby.

In Soho, two women snatched a credit card from a purse then tried to use it to buy designer sunglasses.

Staten Island

In Stapleton, a man died after being stabbed six times in an apartment over an argument about a woman.

In Tompkinsville, an drunk off-duty cop sporting a Mr. Wonderful shirt threatened to rape and rob a woman passing by him and then knocked her down on the sidewalk and stole her purse. The actual Mr. Wonderful has not been notified of this grotesque slight to his persona.

In Grymes Hill, a woman violently assaulted an elderly couple who asked that she move her van that she parked on their driveway.

In New Springville at Willowbrook Park, a man committed suicide by swallowing a bottle of poison.

Sheldon Silver Is Still Convicted

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Breaking News!

Former N.Y. State Assemblyman, Albany House Speaker and representative of the Lower East Side of Manhattan Sheldon Silver is still convicted!

Sheldon Silver is still convicted after being found guilty two weeks ago for his reprehensible and corrupt misuse and abuse of an elected political position to enrich himself with 4 million dollars worth of referral fee kickbacks through steering taxpayer funding through close friends in real estate firms from his district and a doctor pal he hooked up to his favored crony law firms.

Sheldon Silver went from his initial 12 year sentence which was generously dropped last year in an appeal citing the U.S. Supreme Court’s McDonnell Decision that made political bribery legal to the gloriously deserving 130 year sentence that was dropped on the career establishment Democrat hack.

Sensing the potential debilitating effects, permanent shame and confirmed disgrace of being incarcerated, Shelly Shady now has mustered the audacity in appealing for the third time for an acquittal. Showing yet again his insatiable proclivity to waste taxpayer dollars after getting caught plundering it, for more hearings to avoid his fate of the end of his existence in a federal prison cell. And it doesn’t at all help that he is not going to be officially sentenced until the last day of September, giving him and his dutiful attorneys ample time to conjure some obscure precedence to get him off.

It ceases to amaze the determination of this prick, who has shown more effort and tenacity scheming and machinating for himself and his buddies and now refusing to accept the verdict for his confirmed crimes, avoiding accountability and mocking justice and his former constituency in the wretched process.

But at least he’s still convicted and still a pathetic cowardly worm.

 

 

 

 

 

Co-Mayor Chirlane McCray de Blasio Ditches Press Conference She Arranged.

snapshotfirstladyChirlane McCray. Getting the fuck outta dodge, shunning accountability and the press inquiries. (CBSNY)

Chirlie, you can’t be serious?

Chirlane McCray puts out a release on actual Mayor Of The City Of New York letterhead  for a press conference to encourage women’s empowerment about a taxpayer funded website to support women looking to start businesses and then splits from the scene while the women she claims to support stand there and the press gaggle who she promised to address watch her walk away.

Is this anyway for someone of such stature like a First Lady to act? Especially after a year of her husband’s first term, the First Lady has become a de facto government position and she has actually made big official moves like forming another pay-to-play slush fund “non-profit” in City Hall called the Mayor’s Fund to Advance New York featuring some of the city’s elite business people on it’s board (one of which is now indicted) and being responsible for the obscenely expensive and apparently useless THRIVE mental health program.

And is this anyway for a person not elected to serve to act considering that she has ingratiated herself in her husband’s duties by picking people to fill positions in his administration and possibly has shaped city policies or arranged meetings with special interest groups. And is meta-obviously using her husbands mayoralty as a springboard for her own career in politics and elected office like some dummy who lost the presidency to Donald Trump.

Apparently, it is and Chirlie doesn’t give a damn. As Marcia Kramer, and only Marcia Kramer in that crowded Blue Room of disrespected journalists, was willing to get in her face about this latest affront to government accountability from de Faustio’s administration.

If you look at the Co-Mayor in the beginning, she is nervously shifting her glances towards the crowd, as if she knows she’s about to get some questions she wouldn’t like. Or probably saw Ms. Kramer and was already set to jet the room, as the subject of de Faustio’s insouciant remark about “hyper complaint dynamics” coming from not so empowered female city worker victims with sexual harassment complaints of their male supervisors and co-workers, would kill the identity politic inspirational party vibe going on. Or maybe about the error-laden hot line to report sex trafficking of young women that she announced last month. Or how the tech douches hired by City Hall will screw this lady website up like every other specialized program purporting to help the vulnerable in this city.

And as Ms. Kramer also observed and got to ask the insecure First Lady coming out of the building, being that the event she arranged for women empowerment, would she publicly endorse and empower Cynthia Nixon for her run for governor. Well, Chirlane stuck to her script (and not the city’s as she promised) using her pussy power (not the  feminist irony but the coward term) and blew off the question and fled to her tax-payer funded town car with her entourage. The funny thing is that by blowing off that question will only serve to benefit Ms. Nixon and her terrible campaign, being that she’s already far behind and most of the citizens of New York despise de Faustio and surely Chirlane, which will fuck up Cynthia’s run with their toxic endorsement as if the hot rumors being that they are behind her gubernatorial bid in the first place.

But to pull off a stunt like this is beyond crass and arrogant, character traits that Chirlane and her husband profoundly display every time they tout a program and in recent appearances together or individually. Which now add to the brazen criminal incompetence and willful obliviousness that’s in the ether around Park Row and all it’s official departments.  It’s now apparent that taking the press for a ride is now city policy along with the gaslighting and narrative controlling from the mayor and first lady other mayor.

The press really needs to get their asses lit on fire and be more aggressive (Hell, they could have grilled Glen right there when she took the mike and asked her why isn’t there sufficient or even any affordable or supportive housing and how come the towers recently built to accommodate the affordable housing program are already showing debilitating conditions, or if her acquaintance Ron Moelis has sent her a basket of wines and cheeses for her sterling hookups for the alleged affordable housing developments). Because Chirlane Wilhelm and her husband are going to continue to walk away, leaving their constituents, mostly the ones with XX chromosomes, and Your City hanging and in the lurch again and again as they have done in the last 5 years of fauxgressive neoliberal policies that don’t do shit for the people but benefit the radical chic crowd.

Ms. Kramer can’t do it alone or forever, despite her dedication she’s getting too old for this shit and it’s a pathetic sign that she was the only outside waiting for the self-exalted First Lady. There has to be younger bashers out there (as well as a breakup of corporate influence on network news and more independent news shows) so a Chirlane McCray mayoralty or even governorship in N.Y. can be dutifully and mercifully prevented.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

State Senator Simcha Felder’s Well Funded Under Educated Yeshiva Concern Makes Sense Of Krusty The Clown’s Illiteracy.

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Being a special swing vote in Albany, State Senator Simcha Felder has pulled quite a tax allocation hauling from this year’s big ugly ass budget from Mario’s son. For the budget to be passed on time and being a special swing vote in Albany in an gubernatorial election year for the desperately pandering Andy Cuomo and through gladhanding caucusing with Senate Republicans, Sen. Felder, a Democrat, got a huge chunk from the education funding from the state for 1.2 million dollars with a massive part of that chunk towards the social services group, the Agudath Israel organization he has ties in for yeshiva schools in his district of South Brooklyn.

The thing about this on it’s face selective allocation from the state is not only the fact that these are private religious schools, but these schools, particularly the boy yeshivas don’t teach the fundamental subjects of English, Science, Mathematics and History. Despite these horrendous omissions from the curriculum of these schools, Sen. Felder demanded of his elected colleagues to exempt these schools from these required subjects and held up the state budget if he didn’t get his way despite state provisions for all schools to provide students of them.

A NY Post article revealed the debilitating consequences for students of male yeshiva schools and it is absolutely not kosher. Like the Catholic Schools usage of the classic novel “The Bible”, the Yeshiva’s Torah also debunks similar scientific facts like dinosaurs (don’t know if the Torah similarly subscribes to some Bible beliefs that humans co-existed with dinosaurs like in the Flintstones or even in the presence of Sleestaks) . The bulk of the students education hours are devoted to the sacred Torah while lessons about the history of American Slavery, the Alphabet and even the naming of our nation’s states and higher value numbers are cast out at the expense of the students developmental learning skills. All this sanctioned ignorance has led the majority of these students to struggle in adulthood resulting in a majority of “graduates” reliant on welfare programs. Senator Felder’s political gamesmanship for government lucre for his glorified frats will only continue the terminal under-educated stasis of the Yeshiva’s students at their expense. Which some former students wind up paying for to catch up on the basic fundamentals of learning they missed during their early childhood and adolescent years.

Which brings this to the allegoric comparison of one of the greatest icons of television history, The Simpsons children’s t.v. star Krusty The Clown who in Season 1 in an episode where he got framed for the Kwik-E-Mart holdup by his delightfully evil and psychotic sidekick Sideshow Bob when he was exposed to be illiterate during his court hearing and in a Season 2 episode where Krusty reunites with his estranged father after he shunned him for pursuing a career in comedy that flashbacks to Krusty’s youth growing up and attending rabbinical school. It was always a wonder how a successful animated world children’s icon could have such a debilitating condition and now I can see why, for Krusty is a just another product and victim of an expensive debilitating school program.

Unfortunately for the boys going to the Simcha’s Yeshivas, they have as much a chance at becoming a rabbi for the odds are about the same as making it as a B-list actor today and absolutely no chance at becoming a successful animated character and are stuck with limited skills and reading comprehension when they are done at these education boondoggles and have to spend even more money to relearn everything all over again just to figure out how to multiply and recite the alphabet forward.

All for this hack senator’s political patronage bullshit, his undeserved status and pernicious influence in the legislature and the district he deems and feigns to help and represent.

 

 

 

 

Goodnight

Tom Wolfe, 88, Writer, Novelist, Linguist And Coiner Of  “Aw, Shucks”, “Balls Out”, “The Right Stuff”, “Push The Envelope”, “The Me Decade” And “Radical Chic

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“Fortunately, the world is full of people with information compulsion who want to tell you their stories. They want to tell you things that you don’t know. They’re some of the greatest allies that any writer has.”

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Goodnight

Margot Kidder, 69, Actress, Film

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Glenn Branca, 69, New York No Wave Guitarist.

Without him, Kurt Cobain would not have known how to do guitar solos and Sonic Youth, Dinosaur Jr. and thousands of other Indie Rock Bands would have never existed.

New Bad Days Five-O: Mayor de Blasio Initializes Heroin Abusing Safe Spaces While Pot Will Remain Illegal; Home Invasions Result In Murder And Gunpoint Robberies; Queens Woman Beaten By Stranger And Left For Dead; Shithead Lets His Bitch Loose That Tries To Eat A Commuter’s Foot On The Train; Hasidic Man Gets Punched For Saying Hello; Stupid Kids Rob Fake Sneakers; Woman Goes Nuts For Not Getting Free Soda With Her Meal; Trump Booster Gets Pyschotically Pushy And Park And Street Shootings, Slashings And Stabbings Abound And Subway Robberies Go Up As Well As Transit Masturbation

Fun Fact: intense dramatic turning actor Jack Lord was from Richmond Hill, Queens.

First things first now that this unfortunate series of traumatizing events in the five boroughs has reached a small milestone…

Mayor Bill de Blasio (the mayor of your city for readers from N.Y.C.) has decided to implement a plan for heroin addicts to shoot up their works in specialized facilities. This idea, that was featured in season 3 of “The Wire“, is an attempt to tamp down on overdose deaths and discourage junkies from shooting up on the streets and parks and in the privacy of their homes or in abandoned ones. It’s a response to thousand of O.D. deaths that outnumbered the total amounts of fatalities from murders and vehicular accidents even though this statistic wasn’t counted for the rosy celebratory announcement of (alleged) record breaking low crime stats last year by the mayor and the NYPD considering the federal illegality of the drug, the industry where it emanates from and the widespread crime that it fosters, like the desperate lengths addicts will do to get their fix like muggings and petty theft to murders ordered by drug lords and assaults and killings resulting from gangs fighting over territory for sales. Sites being considered are Gowanus in Brooklyn, Longwood in the Bronx, Washington Heights and Midtown West in Manhattan.

There is no doubt that the opioid epidemic has to be curbed and lives need to be saved, but the city can’t implement this without decriminalizing/legalizing the consumption, possession and selling of marijuana. It’s unjustly absurd that the city is going to allow heroin addicts special places to shoot up while there are still people being arrested for smoking and selling pot. Especially since the NYPD is still selectively targeting Blacks and Hispanics based on dubious phone call complaints about smoking outside, while wealthy hipsters are running a faux speakeasy selling weed and combining it with hard liquor for sale to wealthy majority White hipsters who buy and consume it in a house in Greenpoint with total impunity. (But don’t worry about them, because they are making drug abuse “elegant”).

This program is implemented in other countries around the world and is currently being considered in Seattle, San Francisco, and Philadelphia. But as is wont of Mayor de Blasio, and his delusion as a progressive superstar leader and his proclivity to spend lavishly, he’s going to jump the gun and be the first to start it this high risk program, and now he has the approval of Commissioner O’Neal despite observing that drug abuse and dealing was occurring off the facilities in two provinces in Canada.

And going by the fauxgressive mayor’s management of other crucial safety net programs like public housing and child services, he will probably fuck this one up too, piss a ton of money and human resources on it and will blatantly ignore any negative ramifications that will result when the sites officially open and have his aides cover up any incidents or hassles from the addicts and the pushers that will be loitering around these sites for a safe practically legal place to sell their product. While pot smokers have to continue to still worry about being caught, cuffed and imprisoned.

As long as pot remains illegal and in the same class of drug as heroin, these junkie wellness centers are full of shit and unfair. And shows that these so-called liberal leaders who are still wishy-washy on legalization and prefer to stall by ordering expensive redundant studies, don’t give a shit about sensible pot smokers and as citizens they are expendable. Particularly Black and Hispanic pot smokers. Maybe they’ll all get a card for their unnecessary troubles.

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In other city wide issues under the purview of Mayor de Blasio, in this city’s schools, attacks on teachers by students went up by 4.5% at a total of over 10,000 incidents, stats that are in utter contrast with Mayor de Blasio’s claims that schools have never been safer.

And if some teachers aren’t under enough stress dealing with wayward kids they also have to worry about their predatory horny faculty peers, as a report was released exposing 590 complaints of sexual harassment of teachers and workers for the Department of Education during de Blasio’s first term derived from a total report of 1,300 sexual harassment complaints from all city municipal agencies. Which this fucking mayor publicly and condescendingly dismissed as “hyper-complaint-dynamics”. Leaving no doubt that this deranged concoction term is behind any reason why cases in any city agency get ignored.

And robberies in the subway has gone up 54%. Now back to the five borough blotter.

Brooklyn

In East New York, a man got killed after being shot in the neck on the street. Ruining a four month stretch in the district about to get a disruptive city rezoning for hyper-development sowing fears of gentrification amongst low salaried residents without a reported murder according to the NY Times in a rare local news article just 2 days before.

Also in East New York, at the Livonia Ave. Station, a man got off the L train and was spotted by four men who followed him off the platform then chased him down the stairs and caught him by the turnstiles and stabbed him in the back, beat him down with punches and kicks, jabbed an umbrella at him and stabbed him another three times and stole his cellphone. All that for a cellphone.

Again in East New York, a school safety agent assaulted her friend and brandished a knife at her.

In Ditmars Park, a college professor was murdered in his basement by a man who stabbed him five times after he broke into his house from the back door. The killer was previously arrested for raping a woman who paid to sleep on his couch in his apartment on a sharing economy website.

Again in Ditmas Park, a man was shot in the back by a 61-year-old man on the street.

In Crown Heights, a Hasidic man greeted a man passing by him who got offended and accused him of being a fake Jew, then followed him to his home and ran up and attacked him, beating him to the ground and trying to strangle him while accusing his victim of stealing his money.

Also in Crown Heights, a big douche bag followed a going into an elevator at the Utica Ave. Station and held a box cutter to his neck and stole his wallet.

Again in Crown Heights, a man shot at three other men after an argument between them.

And again in Crown Heights, a man was stabbed to death in front of a smoke shop.

And again in Crown Heights, a building partially collapsed and disenfranchised 16 tenants from their apartments.

And again in Crown Heights, two men held up a man and a woman at knifepoint and robbed their headphones.

In Brownsville at the Marcus Garvey Houses, two gunmen released a fusillade of gunfire that left one man dead and injured four others. A car eerily drove by after the shooting and laughed at the crowd at the crime scene.

Also in Brownsville, a man walking on the street at 7:15 p.m. got nicked by a bullet to his head in the middle of a crossfire. Hours later, a drunk off-duty city bus driver drove into a cop who was investigating the crime scene.

Again in Brownsville, a fight between gangs escalated into a shooting leaving one man dead.

In Fort Greene, a woman whose husband stuck up a bodega and shot a clerk in the foot, threatened to shoot a worker by claiming she had her own gun at the same store.

In Bushwick, a man robbed a smoke shop (funny it looks like a bodega in footage) after he asked the manager to use the bathroom and lied about seeing a rat inside there and assaulted the manager from behind with an blunt object.

In East Flatbush, an excessively tattooed teacher sexually coerced a 15-year-old student.

Also in East Flatbush, a man was shot dead on the street.

Again in East Flatbush, two men walked up to another man on the sidewalk and shot him multiple times.

And again in East Flatbush, a man was found stabbed to death in his apartment.

In Canarsie, a man was shot to death standing on a street corner in a drive-by then the killer crashed his vehicle into another one trying to escape, injuring 3 passengers including a 3-year-old child.

Also in Canarsie, a two crash occurred when a speeding SUV smashed into van in the intersection, causing injuries to four people.

Again in Canarsie, a school crossing guard slapped her daughter in the face and threatened to hit her with a broomstick.

In Mill Basin, a man’s body washed up on the shore by a bridge on the Belt Parkway.

In Williamsburg, an off-duty EMT worker was caught driving drunk after he crashed his car by the BQE.

Also in Williamsburg, a man and woman were found dead from heroin overdoses inside an apartment.

Again in Williamsburg, a man swung a baseball at another man then chased him and beat him down to the pavement.

In Bensonhurst, a man got hit and had his leg pinned under a car whose driver swerved to avoid an incoming vehicle speeding into a parking lot and a fight in a parking garage lead to a stabbing.

In Bath Beach, a man stole a stroller with a three-year-old boy in it from a supermarket and the grandmother pursued him and got the kid back and the kidnapper ran away.

Also in Bensonhurst and Bath Beach, a man got robbed of $7000 from another man and woman who he invited in his house. A man broke into a car and stole a pair of designer sunglasses. A man held up another man for his jacket then demanded $100 for it’s return. A store was robbed of 6 grand from an employee that was fired. Two men broke into a house and robbed jewelry and $1000. Two men attacked another man on the street hitting him in the face with a belt buckle and two men broke into a store and stole a T.V.

Again in Bensonhurst  a man punched another man in the head causing him to drop his music player and stole it (music player? what kind Brooklyn Daily?)

In Sunset Park, a man boarded the N train at the 59th St. Station sat down across from a woman and proceeded to masturbate. Then he returned to the station and ripped down Wanted posters with his face on it for the perverted crime he committed.

Also in Sunset Park and again on the N train heading for the 59th St. Station, a man pointed a gun at another man after they argued.

Again in Sunset Park, a fire broke out in an apartment building, injuring one person.

And again in Sunset Park at the Metropolitan Detention Center, a jail guard got busted for sexually assaulting female inmates because of his smelly mutant dick.

And again in Sunset Park on the R train heading to the 53rd St. Station, a man whipped out his dick and jerked off in front of a woman seated in front of him.

In Borough Park, three men followed another man after an argument then beat him down to the pavement with a baseball bat and stabbed him repeatedly.

In Boerum Hill, a man was shot at multiple times and killed on the street by the boyfriend of the woman he was ballin’.

In East New York, two men shoplifted $200 worth of baby formula from a grocery store and ran away.

Herman Bell, who mercilessly killed two cops, one of them who was begging him, has been released from prison and moving to Brooklyn.

In Downtown Brooklyn at the High St. Station, a woman fell on the tracks and got hit by the arriving C train.

In Sheepshead Bay, an idiot worker sped out of a car wash and collided into another car that just got wiped down. When the elderly couple went to check out the damage, the idiot came speeding out again and ran both of them over and then backed up fast and ran over the 85-year-old woman, killing her instantly and her 90-year-old husband who survived the gruesome incident died from his injuries days later.

Also in Sheepshead Bay, a woman who left her house for 3 hours during the early afternoon came back and found it broken into and robbed of expensive watches and jewelry and another woman out for a few days found her apartment invaded and robbed of her jewelry and designer handbag.

Again in Sheepshead Bay, a burglar clipped a lock on a store and robbed it of $3,500.

In Bay Ridge and Dyker Heights, a man brandished a pair of scissors and threatened another man with them during a fight. A man pulled over while texting and driving was arrested for possession of a knife and two warrants for his arrest. An argument between two drivers escalated when one pulled out a pipe and threatened to hit him with it and two men ganged up on a man walking towards them and stole $300.

Also in Bay Ridge, a 10-year-old boy was hit by a car as he was crossing the street.

In Coney Island on the D train heading to 50 St Station, a drunk asshole went up to a 15-year-old girl and molested her by touching her thigh and kissing her.

Also in Coney Island and Brighton Beach, a woman attempting to rob potato chips assaulted a worker with her luggage who tried to stop her. A prick stole a wallet out of the hands of an 81-year-old man who was looking for his metrocard.

Again in Coney Island and Brighton Beach and also Seagate, two men sat down next to a woman on the F train and put a knife to her neck demanding her purse but took her cellphone instead. A delivery man about to deliver a pizza got jacked of it when he stepped out of his car. A 78-year-old man walking by a park was attacked and beaten down by a gang who robbed his wallet containing $45 and four men robbed a teenager of his cellphone on the street at gunpoint.

And again in Coney Island, a man broke into a deli and robbed it of $800 and a safe.

In Prospect Park, two teenage boys sitting at a picnic table were confronted by two other teenage boys who beat them up and stole their cellphones and earbuds.

In Marine Park, a man got attacked by a gang of teenagers who stole his cellphone. Another man held up a cell phone store, robbing it of 78 bucks and two men held up a convenience store at gunpoint and mad off with 500 bucks.

In Flatlands, a man stabbed his father in the neck and killed him in their house.

In Kensington, three men broke into a building and robbed two laptops.

In Windsor Terrace, a fake bomb was left by a bakery, scaring the shit out customers.

In Bed-Stuy, a man got shot point blank in the head and died by a playground where a BBQ party took place that night.

Also in Bed-Stuy, a shootout between three men in front of playground, leaving a 19-year-old man in critical condition.

Again in Bed-Stuy, a man broke into 32 cars in a month long crime spree.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a homeless woman set a car on fire.

And again in Bed-Stuy at the Rockaway Ave. Station, some shithead supervisor from the worst fucking transit system in the universe ordered a worker to repaint the yellow marker at the edge of the platform during the morning rush hour, leading commuters to track yellow footprints on the train and everywhere else.

(Bosh)

And on the 4 train on the fucking worst transit system in the universe where I assume it’s in goddamn Brooklyn, a total shithead took his pit bull out of his travel cage and sat her on the seat next to him like it was his child. When a woman wanted to sit down, he punched her and sicced the dog on her and then chomped on her foot and would not let go as the horrified commuters demanded the owner to order his bad undisciplined bitch  to let her go.

 

Queens

In Floral Park, a man was held up at gunpoint inside his home when the perpetrator shoved his way in and threw him on the floor. The victim was robbed of a $1000 previously on the street in his town.

In Pomonok, a man followed a 52-year-old woman after she dropped off her child at school then grabbed and dragged her to an apartment building stairwell and viciously raped and beaten her beyond recognition. The creep was caught by cops in a motel room in South Carolina and had a prior charge of beating and robbing a woman in Fordham Heights a year ago and was only charge with 3 years probation.

In Glendale, 2 armed men shot at another man on the street and ran away.

Also in Glendale, a two-year-old girl fell out of second floor window and miraculously survived.

In South Ozone Park, a driver shot at another vehicle after he followed it when he had an altercation with its driver on Cross Bay Blvd. in Howard Beach.

Also in South Ozone Park, a man killed himself when he lost control of his car and crashed through a parking lot fence by JFK airport, flipping it over and colliding with other parked vehicles.

In Middle Village during a street hassle, a man punched another man in the face and stole his phone.

Also in Middle Village, a man lost control of his truck and crashed into a building.

In Jamaica, a man held up a business at gunpoint and a towel over his face and robbed it of $23,000.

Also in Jamaica, a woman showed up in Jamaica Hospital and told medical staffers she prematurely gave birth to a baby that she dumped in a trash can somewhere in Ozone Park.

In Corona, two men wearing motorcycle helmets shot a man with a stun gun as he was picking up a package in the lobby of an apartment building. The daft punks are still at large.

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Also in Corona, a woman had her legs crushed as she was crossing the street when two car crash accident occurred and hit her.

In Maspeth, two men fired their guns on the street by the L.I.E., breaking a window on a car caught in the crossfire.

Also in Maspeth, a man, his mother and a woman conspired to beat up the man’s ex-girlfriend at her apartment and steal her dog.

In College Point, a 65-year-old man set himself on fire in his car in Home Depot parking lot.

In Averne, a woman who applied for a loan on a website was met by three men who rolled up in a black car and held her up at gunpoint, drove her around town and made various stops forcing her to make money orders and buy gift cards for the thieves, robbing her of close to $4,000.

In Edgemere on the A train, three men ganged up and beat down a commuter robbing him of his headphones and ran off the train at the 36th St. Station.

In Rego Park, a man got killed when he crashed into a utility pole losing control of his car.

In Long Island City, a man who assaulted a 70-year-old woman and stole her purse was caught by a NYPD school safety agent that chased him down and arrested him. The skell had a prior rape conviction.

In Jackson Heights, a 9-year-old boy got killed when an 86-year-old man ran him over as he was turning his car then drove off in a state of oblivion until he was stopped by a samaritan who stopped him.

Also in Jackson Heights, a house fire caused injuries to two girls, 6 and 8, when they were forced to jump out the windows to save themselves.

In Woodhaven, two people were run over by a hit-and-run driver at 1 a.m.

In Wavecrest, a Parks Dept. worker punched a woman in the face in their apartment building.

In Broad Channel, a dead man’s body washed ashore from Jamaica Bay.

In Briarwood, a car wash worker lost his leg when his co-worker drove right into him coming out and pinned him to the car he was wiping down.

Also in Briarwood, a man got killed by a hit-and-run driver as he was crossing the street.

In Ridgewood, an off-duty cop smashed a parked police car while driving drunk and drove off.

In Elmhurst, a man sneaked up behind a woman on the sidewalk and grabbed her vagina.

In Long Island City at the Queensboro Plaza Station, a man shoved another man on the platform and then punched him in the face when the commuter tried to fight back.

Also in Long Island City, a man looted mass amounts of copper wire two times from a Con Ed building.

Somewhere in Queens, a NYPD school safety trainee beat up his girlfriend because he saw another man on her social media platform page.

In Rego Park, a man crashed his car into a light pole and died instantly.

Also in Rego Park, two assholes were caught and arrested for trying to fish mail out of a mailbox.

In Hunters Point, a six-story building went ablaze from the first floor, injuring six people.

In College Point, a woman left her 2-year-old daughter in her car with the windows closed as she went shopping at a clothing store.

In Flushing at Kissena Park, a dead body of a 17-year-old boy was found by a hiker. The mother of the victim told him not to go out that day.

Also in Flushing, a 17-year-old boy distracted with his phone was attacked by 3 other teenage males who knocked him to the ground and stole his sneakers and wallet. The three idiots tried to sell them to a dealer and it turned out the sneakers were knock-offs.

Again in Flushing, a man is wanted for snatching purses and wallets in a month long spree.

In Queens Village, a house went on fire overnight, killing 3 family members and injuring 8.

And again in Flushing at the Willets Point Station, a man boarded the 7 train with his pants halfway down and a rubber on his dick then sat across a woman and bailed when the train got to the next stop.

In Kew Gardens at the Union Turnpike Station, a man exiting the train was punched in the head and knocked to the ground by a complete stranger.

Also in Kew Gardens, a burglar broke into a Yeshiva School and robbed a soda machine of 300 quarters. The same thief is also suspected of robbing a synagogue of two charity boxes and hitting the same school and soda machine robbing it of $600 of quarters.

Again in Kew Gardens, a man punched a 14-year-old boy in the face and called him an anti-semitic slur.

In Far Rockaway, a banker used his dead sister’s identities to pilfer over $650,000 from their real estate investments so he can live large.

In Bayside, three men were running a brothel in the basement of their house.

In Astoria, a 64-year-old woman was found stabbed to death in her kitchen with a knife still in her back.

Also in Astoria, two men robbed a $1000 phone on a display case at a store, punched one of the workers and ran off.

In Jamaica Estates, 3 boys snuck into a backyard and stole 3 bikes.

In Auburndale, two men disguised as construction workers attempted to break into a house through the second floor and the back door.

In Hunters Point by the Midtown Tunnel, a man pulled over for having tinted windows was busted possessing bags of pharmaceuticals emblazoned with Bart Simpson’s picture on it. Aye Caramba!

Manhattan

In Union Square at the train station of the same name, a man wearing a stupid cap once worn daily by Figurehead Trump yelled racial slurs and fascist invectives at another man on the 4 train, then followed him as he exited the train then assaulted him with punches and pushed him off the platform onto the train tracks. Breaking news: the attacker had priors.

Also in Union Square, a woman was held up at knifepoint and robbed of $3,500 in front of a bank shortly before noon where she was about to make a deposit for the restaurant she works at.

In Herald Square in front of the Empire State Building, an argument between two men escalated when one man stabbed another man multiple times around 1:40 p.m. Assaults in that area’s district has gone up 37%.

In Times Square at the subway station of the same name on the A/C/E platform, a man slashed another man in the face because he sat down next to him on a bench which was covered with a copy of the day’s N.Y. Daily News.

Also in Times Square, a man soliciting money for a false homeless charity shouted homophobic slurs at a man who was filming his hustle.

In Washington Heights, a woman was attacked in her car by a man swinging a broomstick at her, breaking her window and hitting her in the face as she was waiting for the light to turn green.

In the Lower East Side, an 84-year-old man sitting on a park bench was randomly punched in the face by a dick who ran away.

(Photo from NYPD)

In the West Village, a cat burglar has robbed 6 homes in a four month span, stealing close to a 100 grand worth of jewelry.

In Midtown, a man robbed a bank at high noon and escaped through the Grand Central Terminal.

Also in Midtown, an impatient and reckless cab driver swerved around an overturned box truck and hit 2 cops on the street who were investigating the accident and smashed into a police car injuring the cop inside it.

Again in Midtown at the 7th Ave. Station, a man sat down next to a woman on a bench and whipped his bitty choda out and jerked it off.

In Penn Station, a man grabbed a woman’s ass as she walking up the steps to the street.

In East Harlem, a dead man’s body washed up by the banks of the Harlem River.

Also in East Harlem, a man attacked two men with an ice pick, stabbing one of them on the shoulder at 1 p.m.

In Battery Park, another dead man’s body was found floating in the Hudson River.

In Harlem at the Carver Houses, a 17-year-old boy was shot to death as he was walking in the courtyard.

Also in Harlem, a man sneaked up behind a woman who was heading for the bus stop and slashed her in the face in front of the Apollo Theater next to the Banana Republic.

Again in Harlem, a man kidnapped a baby boy from a day care center and abandoned him on a staircase to get revenge on his ex-girlfriend and mother of the child.

And again in Harlem, a woman who had a miscarriage dumped her fetus in a street corner garbage can.

And again in Harlem, two letters threatening to cause a mass shooting surfaced at a high school.

And again in Harlem, the 29th floor of an apartment building went on fire, injuring 12 residents as the fire alarms weren’t working.

And again in Harlem, a man broke into a church and stole an old bible and other holy symbolic relics.

In Columbus Circle, a man with a metal bar broke into the basement and was roaming the halls of the 52nd floor of the Trump International Hotel looking for Jared Kushner.

In the Upper East Side at Central Park, a man was found dead on a park bench with a belt around his neck

In the Upper East Side during the obnoxious and ostentatious Met Gala Ball where celebrities dressed like complete idiots, a man was beaten down by three men from a terrible rapper’s entourage when he tried to get her autograph by the Mark Hotel.

(TMZ)

In Morningside Heights, a man riding his bike got killed after a driver opened his car door unawares and knocked him to the ground.

In Washington Heights, a man choked and beat up his ex-girlfriend in his bedroom when she tried to get her stuff.

In the Flatiron District, an off-duty garbage man grabbed a woman’s crotch and assaulted her boyfriend in a bar.

In Inwood, a man followed a woman off the A train to her apartment building then grabbed her from behind when she opened the gate and attempted to rape her then ran away when she fought back.

Also in Inwood, a man was caught driving drunk by Fort Tyron Park at a quarter to three in the morning.

In NoMad, an FDNY official loaded on booze and cocaine drove his government appointed car onto a crowded sidewalk.

In Kips Bay, a woman committed suicide by hanging herself in her NYU dorm room.

Also in Kips Bay, a man under arrest for drug possession managed to flee from federal agents from the DEA.

In Murray Hill, a biker who got hit by a cab when he ran a red by the Midtown Tunnel died from his injuries.

In the Upper West Side in Central Park, a pedicab rider with an illegal motor fixed to his bike got stopped by a Parks Dept. Officer and then shoved her causing her to belt to get caught on the wheel and then attempted to flee dragging the cop fifty feet.

Again in the Upper West Side in Central Park, a 14-year-old boy was attacked, beaten down and robbed by two teenage males.

Also in the Upper West Side, an 85-year-old woman was killed crossing the street.

In the Bowery, a man jerking off in a bus splooged on a woman’s head.

In Chelsea, a cab driver lost control of his car and smashed into a livery vehicle that jumped the curb onto the sidewalk, hitting a woman and pinning her to a store front deli.

Bronx

In Morrisania, a street hassle escalated when a man fired 8 shots in front of a pizzeria and killed a 27-year old man and hit a 17-year-old boy and a 29-year-old man.

In Co-Op City, an outbreak of Legionairre’s Disease spread through an apartment complex building, infecting three people and killing one elderly person.

In Fordham Manor, a morning fire engulfed and destroyed six stores.

In Crotona Park, a gang fight in a park at 12:30 p.m. escalated into two men getting shot, wounding one man in the chest and killing another with a shot to the head.

In Eastchester, a 53-year-old woman died bravely trying to save her cats from a house fire.

In Concourse Village, a man got shot to death inside his girlfriend’s apartment after he answered a knock on the door.

In Hunts Point, two men sidled inside an apartment building and grabbed a 63-year-old woman in the foyer by knifepoint. As the woman resisted, they slammed her to the floor, one of the scumbags took his knife and cut the strap off her purse and robbed her wallet and both gleefully ran away.

In Belmont at the St. Barnabas Hospital, a man under arrest and in custody of the NYPD, tricked the cops by making a diversion and bolted out the door and the hospital with his handcuffs still on. It reportedly took 20 to 30 cops to catch him.

In Tremont, a bike rider got killed in a hit-and-run by a box truck driver making a turn into the expressway.

In Woodstock, a garbage truck driver backed up into and killed an elderly man even though people were shouting at him to stop.

Also in Woodstock, a man got stabbed to death in a stairwell in the Adams Houses over an argument over money.

In Soundview, a man got shot in the face at a park at 6 a.m.

In Norwood, a man got shot to death on the street by a man who walked up to him.

In University Heights, a 16-year-old boy died on the street after getting stabbed twice to his mid-section by a man who accompanied two other kids the victim was fighting with.

Also in University Heights, a boat was left abandoned on the side of the road for a week, collecting and piling up trash.

In Williamsbridge, a man murdered his “new” girlfriend inside his apartment by stabbing her to death.

In Fordham Heights, a man claiming to be a spiritual healer walked on a pregnant woman’s stomach, causing her to lose her baby and manipulated two men and three other women to having coitus with him by claiming he was a saint vessel.

In West Bronx, a school safety agent found a wallet at chicken wing shop and stole cash and credit cards from it.

In Morris Park, four people got seriously injured after their cars collided on the avenue.

Staten Island

In Elm Park, a woman smashed a window with a chair in a Popeye’s Fried Chicken Restaurant because the cashier wouldn’t honor her order for the 4 for $4 value meal that Wendy’s offers. Although she clearly over-reacted, Popeye’s had it coming because they don’t include sodas in their value meals.

In Travis-Chelsea, a off-duty fireman got arrested for possession of crack and a pipe. He only got a ticket and suspension.

In Ivy Court, a man broke into a house with his friend lying dead on the floor and stole his checkbook then used it to forge his name to write checks totaling over 7 grand.

In Stapleton, a man got shot in the chest and killed after a fight with another patron in a bar.

To cap this post with some advice for our oblivious, ambitious and flawed (policy-making, politically and self) mayor,

The junk merchant doesn’t sell his product to the consumer, he sells the consumer to his product. He does not improve and simplify his merchandise. He degrades and simplifies the client.

William S. Burroughs

Never trust a junkie

Nancy Spungen (Sid & Nancy)