Governor/Self-Promoter”Mario’s Son” Cuomo’s Windows Media Player Kosciusko Light Show And A Bridge Too Far To Bother With

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Whoop-dee-shit

Brooklyn-Queens, N.Y.

On an overcast Thursday evening above the polluted creek dividing the boroughs, our governor and tax payer funded glorified event planner and party promoter, Andrew “Mario’s Son” Cuomo opened the new Kosciusko bridge, a name he still can’t pronounce, to great cheesy fanfare to about under a hundred attendees and assembled elected officials, appointed aides, corporate news vans, and assembled cops and EMT’s to provide security and medical aid in the unlikelihood of a terrorist attack.

He christened the bridge with a drive in a vintage car once occupied by Franklin Delano Roosevelt, which had to be procured from a state museum and restored for use. The speculative costs for this vanity joyride is surely not cheap and sure to infuriate everyone who has to commute after this pompous act of self-aggrandizement. The only good takeaway from this sight and the subsequent mocking footage of Andy’s little trip is that he resembles Raymond Babbitt driving his dad’s car for the first time on a hotel driveway at Las Vegas in Rain Man.

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I’m an excellent driver, EXCELSIOR!!!!!

After fulfilling his life long dream of driving a car that was used previously by a politician that Andy will never hold a candle to for what is ultimately some aspirational photo op for his DNC approved presidential bid, the long awaited and heavily promoted  promised debut of the bridge light and music show. It did not disappoint to say the least, for you can’t disappoint if it already sucked. Get ready as Governor Cuomo pulls the switch!!

Immediately noticeable is that the title posting on the youtube supplied by Mario’s son’s office refers to new infrastructure as the “K”, maybe it’s for brevity or to start a nomenclature trend, but that not only that Andy still can’t pronounce the name but probably can’t spell it. And to thwart any silly internet wisecracking or valid counterpoints, unfairly derided as trolling, GovNYCuomo closed the comments section (very clever Andy).

And for all the pomp and circumstance and millions of dollars in ad production and paying for broadcasting time promoting it (these ads are not available for online viewing, very clever again Andy), what the gargoyle prince of the state gave all those passing by and in attendance by the polluted creek was a display of cheesy lighting befit of two decade old windows media player 9 visual download plug in. So lame was the visuals that when the lousy laptop dj supplying the tunes, who sped up the city ballad anthems of Billy Joel and Frank Sinatra so they terribly segue into and from heavier and danceable jams by Ace Frehley and Alicia Keys. The worst part may have been when “New York State Of Mind” went into “New York Groove” and the visual produced on the latter song hilariously was syncopated to the beat. A drunk with a flashlight could probably do something comparably entertaining. And this was just the first part, this thing actually had an intermission.

The second part played 3 songs in their entirity that was supposed to fit the theme of Mario’s son’s glory hogging achievement (why didn’t they just play the NY songs in full instead of poorly mixing them in a medley?) The first was the worst song of all time, “Happy” by Pharell Williams, the second was “Signed,Sealed, Delivered” by Stevie Wonder and the last was inexplicably was “Born This Way” by Lady Gaga. The meaning behind this setlist could mean that with this bridge and show, Andy brought happiness, he signed, sealed and delivered it, and his political legacy was anointed to him at birth or yearns to be a unapologetic flaming drag queen.

All this effort exhibited and executed for a little ass bridge over a smelly ass creek in grossly, obscenely overvalued rental market rate areas certainly took precedence, if Cuomo and his stalwart aides deigned or cared to notice over the alarming recent state of a bridge across the borough of Queens, the Whitestone Bridge, reported by a concerned citizen, Alfredo Centola, last Sunday.

Queens Crap: The Whitestone Bridge Is Leaking Big Time

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Severely scary stuff. This was after a rainy day of scattered storms. Looks like there is an alarming breach on the south side of the bridge. I am not an engineer, but this comment should be noted for future reference:

The new roadbed is already cracked, the runoff isn’t making into the drains.
The real issue here is whats going on inside the structure we cant see (or some contractor doesn’t WANT anybody to see)!!

Its a drainage failure alright. The fail could be 800 feet away in the suspended part of the roadway
Now if an expansion joint or roadway rebar and steel re-enforcement eventually fails due to rust & corrosion guess what happens ?

And this following comment for it’s sardonic morbidity

GERONIMO!!!!

What is it going to take to get this the refurbishment or attention it needs. Does it count in this new New York, it does feature the bridge in the new ads promoting growth and prospective bridge light shows, but it has various big buts against it. There isn’t any mass transit near the bridge in both boroughs, it’s not bike accessible, and the residency there lacks the millenial demographic with all their senior citizens and families with children. Still this is one of the major bridges, if not one of the biggest in the city. And it would really be a bit of a disaster if it developed a sudden sinkhole as cars are finished crossing over or heading to the Bronx, and who knows the conditions of the middle of the bridge.

So our stargazing future and event promoter governor better not park FDR’s car back in that museum or let go of his tech laser light show buddies yet, because he has to roll up his sleeves, creak his neck east, come up with some other fond memory of his cursing father and get some professionals over to Whitestone, stat. If he is such the big boy bridge builder and want’s to be the next leader of the free world in 4 years.

EXCELSIOR!!!

THIS Was The Moment Donald J. Trump Became President

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And It never will be

Washington, D.C., United States Of America Under Trump

On April 26, 2017, with the announcement of the nation’s tax plan, This was the moment Donald Trump became President.

(In deference and disagreement to prior arguable proclamations by professional wealthy pundits Van Jones and Fareed Zakaria.)

The Executive Producer and Figurehead of the nation’s government, announced by proxy from his two equally avaricious plutocabinet members, Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin and Chief Economic Adviser Gary Cohn (there to make sure Spicer doesn’t fuck it up), both who certainly concocted this legislative Lufthansa Airlines heist, laid out the economic tax plan for the country.

This was the moment Donald Trump became President.

This tax plan is exactly what he ran on, aside from being immune from conflicts of interest with his businesses around the world that extends to his daughter and son-in-law. Since his burgeoning days as a inherited real estate magnate in NYC, he always found ways to mine and plunder government funds to obscenely enrich himself and in the process, like the media generated coverage of John Gotti, turn himself into a celebrity doing it.

This is precisely the only motivation why he ran for office. Ripping off people from all professions, blue collar, small business, or investor, is where Donald is a viking, a master. That is all he did his entire adult life, manipulate and rob off the backs, blood and sweat of people. Even recent history shows this with his settlement involving his criminally fake college. Especially since the most viable avenue to achieve billions is through equally conniving and avaricious yet weak officials holding influential positions they were elected to.

Everything about this budget plundering proposal is designed to benefit the former populist firebrand elected to run the country, in addition to all his appointed sociopath oligarchs in his cabinet.

From the hacking of the corporate tax rate from 39 to 15%, focusing on the phenomenon of a money hoarding loophole called “pass-through” income, a great boon to all the hedge funds, private equity and venture capital firms, which will be great news for all those who profit from real estate, think LLC’s where partners can remain practically anonymous, and brand recognition, say google and apple, or Trump who has 500 of these particular businesses and partnerships.

The repeal of the estate tax, which will liberate the Figurehead’s precious daughter and greedy bastard sons from the burden of contributing to the fiscal health of the country they never had to apply for a job in. The destruction of the alternative minimum tax, so Trump and like minded evaders can hoard millions more from creative deductions.

With this blatant diabolical plan, supposedly all those who store their piles of festering stinking dirty wealth in off shore tax havens to avoid contributing to the health and security of this country, arguably an act of financial treason, will suddenly repatriate their savings back here at a lower rate and with all that money saved, an mass influx of businesses will rise and jobs will insue. History shows that it’s unadulterated bullshit.

Sure, the Figurehead had to get to fulfilling the desires and needs to the people that voted for him, mostly to the motivated angry throngs that attended his campaign rallies. The Muslim travel ban, cracking down on illegal immigrants and defunding sanctuary cities, all which subsequently led to failure for under unconstitutional grounds, and the lowball estimated border wall, which has now been put on hiatus to avoid a shutdown of the government. Certainly, this won’t pass either because of the psychotic redistribution of wealth and loopholes the size of the Milky Way to easily take advantage of by our wealthier betters.

But now that this is officially and mortally threatening imminent policy, it’s safe to state the obvious. Because of the reason that this is Trump. He has always been obvious. There is no subtlety with the Figurehead.

In fact, the main reason this greedy bastard wanted the honor to represent you, the people is to get out of his documented deep shit debts he has to international banks.

So forget all this nonsense about conflicts of interest, emoluments clauses and his personal tax forms from the past 20 years, including last year, that he refuses to release to the public, his employer, that demands it from him. Forget about his defiant hypocrisy and his gas lighting defense of it. And forget the way he talks to journalists, especially after that maddening interview he gave to the Associated Press that was released on Monday, an interview with audio that is being suppressed by the government we keep running with our tax dollars. And for fucks sake, forget about his stupid twitter social networking defecations.

For with this odious and inherently evil tax plan. Donald J. Trump is now President Of The United States Of America.

Donald Trump was seen patting a Marine on the back after saying goodbye to Argentine President Mauricio Macri and his wife, Juliana Awada. The Marine had tended the limousine doors for the Argentine couple's departure

New Bad Days 13: Inconceivable, Unusual Crime Scene Shootout Between 2 Vendors Over Selling Statue Of Liberty Tickets At A Usually Safe Tourist Friendly Area

Manhattan:

By Battery Park at 3:15 pm, two aggressive vendors arguing over Statue Of Liberty ticket sales escalated when one of them pulled out a gun and started shooting wildly, hitting two innocent bystanders. Passerby and correspondents are stupefied that something of this nature can occur in that area.

In Midtown, a newsstand vendor was robbed by 2 men. As they were chased by police, one of the suspects ran into the subway and tried to flee across the tracks, stepping on the third rail and dying instantly.

Staten Island:

An off duty school crossing guard punched her injured nephew

Bronx:

In Fordham Heights, An off duty detective was driving drunk.

In Hunts Point, a middle-aged woman was critically injured after a hit and run by a motorcycle.

Queens

In South Ozone Park, on the Van Wyck Expressway, an off duty detective was caught driving drunk after he crashed into another vehicle, causing it to crash into a tree and a light pole and injuring it’s passengers. A woman died from injuries sustained from the crash.

New Bad Days 12: Rumbles In Coney Island, Vision Zero Vigilantism, And Ultraviolent Subway Crime, Sexual Deviancy And Preying On The Elderly Escalate.

Brooklyn:

On Easter Sunday at Astroland Luna Park in Coney Island at 6 pm, a brawl broke out on the boardwalk that culminated with a group of teenage boys ganging up on one kid lying on the ground, stomping him with kicks and leaving him with a punctured lung. 90 minutes later, another brawl broke out with gangs of kids culminating with one of them tossing a bottle blindly in the air and landing on and lacerating a woman’s head. Panic and chaos ensued as thousands scrambled for safety after someone claimed that there were shots fired.

A 69 year old man was hit by an errant vehicle in Ditmas Park

A drug deal dispute led to a man getting stabbed in the chest and a argument allegedly over a woman led to a man getting shot in Canarsie.

Trying to thwart a drag race and catch a car thief in Flatbush, a plain clothes cop was dragged down the street by the suspect who stepped on the pedal as Officer Raymond Buono was trying to retrieve the keys. After regaining control of the car and being assisted by other cops, two friends of the skel tried to intervened with the arrest and wound up getting cuffed. The NYPD did a stellar job here, despite the lame attempt by the woman to feign witnessing abuse and brutality.

Also in Ditmars, A contractor set a home on fire for improperly and illicitly operating a blow torch on the roof

At an apartment building in Fort Greene, a man plunged to his death trying to rappel down out a window with ugly bedsheets attempting to flee the cops for a spate of robberies he committed. The fool documented his travails, crimes and his final evasion on a social media live streaming service.

In Midwood, two burglars broke into a synogogue, mercilessly beat up a caretaker with a broomstick, leaving him bloodied on the floor and robbed him of his wallet, cellphone, and laptop

Shots were fired inside a grocery store in Red Hook after an argument was instigated by the suspect accusing one of the deli workers of touching his car. The worker, Maged Noman tried to eject him from the store, the suspect pulled out a gun and shot him, when his co-worker, Raymond Falu tried to aid the victim, got shot also.

On an intersection in Bay Ridge, a bicycle rider was hit by a car. The driver sped off.

On a street in Bushwick, where market rate rents are $3000 for a one bedroom crawl space in the same area where working families are struggling to keep up paying their stabilized rents, an territorial argument between an entitled biker and impatient driver over a lane of traffic leads to the biker getting his arm broken when the driver and his passenger beat the daylights out of him after the victim obstructs the car’s path, insults their breath and self-righteously rebukes them for not recognizing his right of way. (You be the judge, this guy is a hipster douche and street stupid)

In a correlating rebuke to the proposal to shut down Rikers Island, in a borough jail in Kings County, the Brooklyn Detention Complex, a correction officer was dragged down the stairs and beaten by 3 gang members at 12 in the afternoon.

Manhattan:

At Macy’s in Herald Square, a shoplifter trying to loot designer bags, attacked 3 security guards with a hypodermic needle, claiming he had the AIDS virus.

A 79 year old woman was attacked as a mentally ill homeless man hit her in the face during a walk in Central Park at 5 in the afternoon.

At the high end Time Warner Center mall at Columbus Circle, a pervert followed a young woman into the second floor ladies restrooms and slithered like a eel into her stall under the spacious dividing wall, stood up in front of her with his pants down. That is a new one.

An elderly man randomly attacked two people with punches and 3 people, two woman and one man were fighting for and with a crutch in Kips Bay

A very stupid man from Stuyvesant Town invited a group of 7 men to hang at his apartment was subsequently beaten down and robbed of his valuables by them.

At a gas station in Inwood, a brawl broke out over someone cutting in front of two other customers which degenerated into shooting guns and a bullet wound up hitting a bystander operating a food cart.

 

And two bikers are robbing cellphones out of people’s hands in Midtown. Naive and impressionable people who are under the false sense of security hearing the repeated comparisons of crime rates of 25 years ago to now from our elected and appointed officials.

Bronx:

In Yonkers (yes, it’s not in the borough, but it’s close, same with Westchester), A 19 year old was stabbed to death at movie theater in the Ridge Hill shopping mall after a fight with the suspect in the lobby.

In Mount Eden, a man on parole got shot in the butt and died when the bullet traveled to his abdomen.

At a church in White Plains on Easter sunday, a crazed man was caught possessing a bb gun and a boxcutter before services started at 9 am

In Melrose, a man tried to rob a laundromat but grabbed a fire extinguisher damaging security cameras instead.

A cab driver, Ozone Park resident Hakirat Singh, picked up 4 inebriated customers in Manhattan on 30th st. and 8th avenue and drove them to East 165th street by Morissania. As he reached the destination, the passengers started badgering him about directions and starting yelling racial slurs and banging the partition. He pulled over to get rid of them and then one of the derelicts proceeded to damage his car by breaking his meter and punched him in the arm and stole his turban.

A 2 month old boy was beaten to a pulp at an apartment building in Mount Hope. This was discovered after 4 prior visits by the Administration Of Children Services.

Queens:

A man committed suicide by immolating himself in his car on the Cross Island Parkway in Bayside.

At a special needs school in Far Rockaway, a rabbi, Samuel Hiller stole government funds worth 5 million dollars for personal expenditures, luxury items and to launder money to his other summer camps.

A lunatic randomly smacked an 18 year old woman and an 83 year old man on the streets of Jackson Heights

A Man was shot twice in the head and chest and died in Bayswater Park in Far Rockaway

A taxi driver was robbed and assaulted by a man and woman in Jamaica, after the woman hailed him in downtown Brooklyn to take her to her mixed income apartment building to ambush him and take him for his fare and cellphone.

On Yellowstone Blvd. in Forest Hills a 73 year old woman was assaulted and robbed of her purse by a woman in a grey hoodie.

At a McDonald’s in East Elmhurst, a teenage male was punched in the face by an African American man wearing a Ralph Lauren grey hoodie (Apparently, Grey is the new orange).

In Jackson Heights, a deviant man attempted to rape a woman after repeatedly punching her and fled when the victim fought back

Also in Jackson Heights, an 85 year old man was accosted by some man who inquired if he was American. The elderly man replied and the jerk accused him of attacking immigrants and then punched him in the eye with his glasses still on and knocked him out cold. The NYPD is not classifying this as one of those vaunted “hate crimes”. The victim,

During a financial dispute, two men were fighting inside a house in Howard Beach that spilled onto the sidewalk which led one of the brawlers to bust out his shotgun in the vicinity of a catholic school.

Staten Island:

A teenager got stabbed multiple times by his girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend at a house party on Koch Blvd.

A pregnant woman got shot from crossfire on a street in Stapleton during a stroll with her mom and boyfriend.

Criminal activity on the worst fucking transit system in the world:

At the 14th street station on the F Line, Bonnie Currie was entering the train at 4:20 am and was molested on the platform by deranged stalker. After warding him off, the perpetrator proceeded to shove her onto the train tracks, leaving her with injuries to her  wrist, shoulder and femur.

On the D train line by Grand Concourse in the Bronx, a man accused a 64 year old commuter of filming him on his smart phone and assaulted him and attempted to steal his phone.

At Penn Station, commuters were scrambling for safety after a misunderstanding of gunfire going off when cops used a stun gun to detain a man.

At the Hoyt/Schemerhorn station, an idiot tried to bribe cops with 50 large so he can avoid paying the $2.75

At the Union Square station at 4:45 pm, a man groped a woman with his cellphone

A stupid fucking idiot was filming himself standing on the top of moving train cars on the N and W lines in Astoria.

On the L line heading to south Brooklyn, a serial thief slashes the pockets of sleeping passengers and steals their cellphones.

In a correlating rebuke to the proposal to shut down Rikers Island, in a borough jail in Kings County, the Brooklyn Detention Complex, a correction officer was dragged down the stairs and beaten by 3 gang members at 12 in the afternoon.

At the Holland St. station in Rockaway Park at 4:30 pm, two men having a dispute by the staircase escalated into a brawl leading to one of them being slashed in the face, arm and thigh.

A belated happy earth day and 4/20 citizens.

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Requiem For A Public Servant And Death Metal Drummer

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William Tolley

A firefighter tragically died as the ladder he was on clearing smoke from an apartment building roof in Ridgewood malfunctioned and he fell 5 stories to the ground. This is the second death involving city emergency units, the other being the tragic death caused by a rabid drug fueled thug to courageous EMT worker and single mother Yadira Arroyo.

William Tolley was not only a 12 year veteran of the FDNY, but an accomplished and acclaimed musician of death metal band Internal Bleeding that had fans spanning the world. They have 2 eps and 5 albums, including 2 sensational releases from the past 3 years.

Truly a terrible loss to the community and music world. What music he could have made with his band when he retired, because death metal is the only rock and roll music with any vitality and he surely would have had a full time career fulfilling his talent.