On a street in Inwood around in 6 p.m. in broad daylight, a 19 year old male walking with a cane approached a 91 year old man, kicked him and swung the cane at his head. Leaving the elderly man with stitches and swelling on his ear.
On the platform of the A/C line at the Fulton Street station in Downtown Manhattan, a man slashed a commuter at 2:15 p.m.
At Washington Square Park, a 38 year old man shot himself in the leg, tried to hide his gun and was found with live ammunition.
In Noho, a steel beam fell off a building under construction, injuring 3 workers, one of them on the head.
In the Upper West Side by Riverside Drive, a student crossing the street was hit by a speeding vehicle and left on the street as the driver fled.
At a luxury apartment building in Hell’s Kitchen, a 24 year old tenant stabbed his dog to death and tossed him in the garbage chute.
In Central Park around 6:30 p.m. , a mentally disturbed man accessed a bird enclosure and perched himself on the rocks, laid there and was about to leap until the police came and detained him.
Also in the Upper West Side by Riverside Park, a stupid man who stole a purse tried to evade cops chasing him by jumping into the Hudson River.
At the Broadway-Lafayette train station in Soho, a malfunctioning F train shut down it’s lights, doors and strangely became oxygen depleted, leaving cramped commuters heading for their overpopulated and overdeveloped neighborhoods gasping for air, sweating profusely, and desperately and pathetically trying to open the doors themselves. Poor, poor snowflakes.
At the West 66th st. station by Lincoln Center at 11:30 p.m., a man killed himself jumping in front of an approaching 1 train.
One stop north on the 72nd st. station on the Upper West Side, a couple having an argument escalated as a woman beat up and pushed her boyfriend onto to tracks. As the train approached, a professional ballet dancer, after desperately trying to find help and couldn’t and dismayed by the lack of action of others, jumped on to the tracks and saved the victim, with the aid of commuters pulling them out, as the train approached.
The hero with Sally Field (30 Rock fake news), “When I say subway you say hero, subway, hero”
In Canarsie at 4:40 p.m., 2 men, one impersonating a cop, attacked and robbed a man in front of his home, winding up with his cellphone and 30 bucks.
Also in Canarsie at 8:10 p.m. a man shot his mother at their house.
And again in Canarsie (NBD hat trick), a man stabbed another man to death during a barbeque around 4 p.m. in front of the Bruekelen Houses.
In East Flatbush, 4 teenagers in a stolen car tried to flee after police were dispatched to the area after a call about a shooting. A cop was dragged under the vehicle for 3 blocks trying to stop them, leaving him in critical condition.
In Bushwick, a gang member sitting in his car died as he was shot multiple times at 6:50 p.m.
In Brownsville at 3:30 a.m.,two men in hoodies ran up and starting shooting at a crowd hanging out in front of a housing project, hitting one in the chest and another in the stomach.
In Windsor Terrace, a man assaulted and robbed a woman as he smashed her face with his elbow, knocked her to the ground and stole her cellphone.
In Prospect Park, a homeless man was found dead in a makeshift tent by passerby around 2:15 p.m.
On Victory Blvd., a convicted and released killer and robbery suspect tried to flee police in his car and wound up dragging a cop who asked for his I.D.
A 24 year old man was arrested for forcing a 15 year old girl into prostitution for 4 months in a Jamaica senior housing complex run by a ministry founded by former councilman Rev. Floyd Flake.
In the Dirty Southeast of the borough, a group of gangbangers were involved in a credit card fraud and identity theft ring, which they used to spend lavishly on tech items.
In South Ozone Park at 3:30 p.m. 3 teenage males were attacked and robbed of their cellphones by a group of men, one of them armed with a loaded gun.
At the 74th st./Roosevelt Ave. train station in Jackson Heights, a woman who was robbed by a purse snatcher caught up to him, only to be kicked numerous times to her chest and stomach and robbed of $300.
A fire broke out at a store in Corona, causing serious injuries to a firefighter.
A single mother pushed her stroller with her child still strapped to it down the stairs of the Grand Concoure/149th street in the South Bronx.
Also in the South Bronx, two men arguing on the street escalated when one of them pulled a knife and slashed the throat of the other man, leading him to pull out a gun and started shooting wildly and proceeded to hand the weapon to his 18 year old accomplice.
In Unionport, an apartment fire led to the finding of a former coke dealer found dead from a gunshot to his head.
In Williamsbridge at 3 p.m., an 11 year old boy walking to school to pick up his younger brother was accosted and manhandled by a 19 year old male who demanded money then took the boy to the Bronx Park where he punched him twice, rifled through his backpack then laid him on the ground, took off his pants and tried to rape him.
By Fordham at the Bronx River Parkway, a female college student walking east from Monroe College on E. Fordham Rd was attacked by a man from behind at an underpass and almost raped.
In Soundview, a man was found dead from a shotgun blast to his chest was found behind a house.
In Parkchester, another man was found dead from a gunshot to the head, when the NYFD was called to put out an apartment fire.
In Morrisania, around 5 p.m., a boy celebrating his 5th birthday walking with his father to his car got shot in the head by a stray bullet from the gun after they came upon two men on the street and one of them pulled out a gun and shot it 4 times but missing his target and hitting the boy instead.
I wonder what mayoral spokesman Eric Phillips is thinking to post about this horrible incident and the other shootings posted above. Stupid fucking hipster.