Bill de Bastard

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“This is your city”. When Mayor Bill de Blasio ran for re-election in 2017 barely a year after he dodged charges for running an anarchic pay-to-play system with corporations and agencies with municipal business with this city, this bland platitude was his campaign slogan. It looked like it was supposed to mean that his vow on his first day in office back in 2014 to end the tale of two of them had been achieved and it singularly belonged to all us New Yawkers.

As everyone is aware, it is 2019. And it’s still an inequitable fucking mess for this city’s working poor and middle class who still make it run. But it’s crystal clear who the Mayor was talking to when he said “your city” and it’s not only who you would expect by default meaning the benefactors and profiteers of the Gentrification Industrial Complex, the overlords of real estate development or even the transplants that stupidly overspend for their studio and one bedroom apts (and gut converted tenement ones in their portfolios). Nope. The one he was talking about was himself, Bill de Blasio.

Since his farcical presidential run ended, Bill has been a real huge dick lately. Actually it was just a week before he decided to terminate it, when he went on WNYC for his weekly Friday bloviating interview with the sappy host Brian Lehrer. A citizen called in concerning the affordable housing program that he runs has not made it out to the lower income earning people or the ballooning homeless population that need it the most. And this is how this monster responded:

“We can’t just do affordable housing for the lowest income folks,”

Now I have been thoroughly critical of this mayor since the start of this digital publication 3 years ago mostly because of what his morally bankrupt decisions have had on his constituents, but with that tone-deaf statement and with yours truly being a full-time working poor low income folk, now it’s fucking personal.

Because this goddamn Mayor, along with the Housing and Preservation Dept and the Economic Development Corporation with this affordable housing scheme has made it officially impossible for me, lower income and homeless folks to get a decent place to live. And in a town of our choosing.

Just recently city adverts for a new “affordable housing” tower in Fordham Manor in the Bronx showed studio apartments going for about $475 for tenants to pay 30% the AMI (area median income), while studios in apartment buildings like Williamsburg and Bushwick in Brooklyn go for nearly $2,000 a month for higher income earners who make about 120% of the AMI. Not to dis the Bronx but Fordham Manor and a lot towns near there still have crime happening on the regular but at least the rental value and the qualifying incomes is commensurate with what the boroughs citizens collectively earn a year. But what’s the justification for those upscale rents in WilliamBush? Those towns have public housing and plenty of rent stabilized buildings that haven’t been poached yet.

“That’s just not the reality, what you’re presenting,” The mayor also said to his call-in constituent. Au contrare you monster. There is obviously something wrong with how affordable and middle income is being defined and obviously manipulated and exaggerated and it’s being legitimizing these overvalued prices in certain areas. And it’s Because de Blasio’s “affordable housing” program is literally based on segregation and the eventual disenfranchisement against said lower income folk, who continue to languish in shitty dwellings and even homeless shelters as they await to hit the asinine lottery system your city is basing their horrid system on. All you need is an online city application and a dream.

Keep dreaming though. Because all these new apartment buildings do not fulfill the actual demand that was meant for it. The percentage of apts mostly favor the higher income bracket citizens who don’t need the city’s help in getting a place to live. But I guess the purpose for assigning 70 to 80% of apts for market rate is to give transients a hand to move into the most vibrant and hip towns where they are located.

Here’s another presentation of reality Mayor Asshole, there are over 70,000 homeless people in this city and over 200,000 vacant luxury condos according to another study that shows a quarter of these glass stick tower apts. you and your predecessor Bloomberg enabled to get built have not been sold. Although a majority of these apartments were sold aren’t even lived in most of the year. So instead of trying to end the tale of two cities, you’ve caused about 6 new cities to get built.

It’s not just the poor people that de Blasio is trolling either, it’s also the middle class looking to buy a house and maybe have desires to plant generational roots in your city. I don’t know what the source of this verbal turd that defecated from the mayor’s faceanus but it’s a vile one.

There are so many fucked up aspects to this; one is that this monster asshole owns two homes now in Park Slope and was able to get them by never having a civilian job and bought them with his taxpayer funded salaries and while he’s lounging at Gracie Mansion he is renting it out to people paying above the market rate. And number two (pun intended) this observation is not only an attempt at false sympathy to reach out to homeowners he’s ignored for the last 6 years but in actuality de Bastard is humblebragging about his good fortune acquiring his real estate treasure before Brooklyn became a world wide brand.

There is so, so much more to level this guy but they are going to be saved for future posts. And as is farcical five month prez campaign summer shown, he doesn’t give a shit. The haughtiness he’s perfected has made him seemingly immune to criticism, from the funniest to the righteous kind. And it’s not stemmed in the elitism that one develops during the job after getting elected. No, this is based on his wanton corruption and what he has been fortunate enough to get away with.

Take the recent revelation regarding the dastardly shit he pulled when he was running for re-election in 2017 (the your city campaign), de Bastard attempted to drag in a deputy mayor to meet a Dem party donor from Texas despite being under investigation for his nefarious machinating with his in office pay to play Campaign for One New York 501 (c) (4) PAC. He did wind up getting the capped donation of $4,950 from him and another $4,950 from his relative. de Bastard also “advised” his staffers to raise cash for him at a fundraiser in Miami but to cover for him and declare that he wasn’t present for any bribe and diabolically told his staffers to arrange a call with a developer who ponied up the 4,950 and previously donated $40,000 to CONY and 5 large to Blaz’s state PAC that failed to get two Democrat state assembly candidates elected. The sneakiest thing de Bastard used his staffers for was to spend campaign money to produce a video slamming his mayoral opponent Nicole Malliotakis.

This amazing display of political impunity and recidivist abuse of his power, exploitation of city service workers and barely legal donor money raising easily translated to his now legendary failed presidential run. Where he utilized his absurdly misnomered city and state “Fairness PACs to launder big money donations around like a shell game street hustler to avoid reporting the amounts and from whence they came to the Federal Elections Commission for months. Even for months before he made his official announcement to run. As his campaign got worse and worse and his polls remained steady at 0, he came to the realization that it wasn’t his time to run and decided to go back to the job he got elected to do, even if the real motive was that he was siphoning money from the state PAC for personal and travel expenses for him and his wife and son who were on the trail with him.

Cosplay candidate de Blasio managed to get over a million for his idiotic presidential campaign and wound up with just a little over $49,000. This was money that was suppose to used “fairly” to help boost other Democrat candidates and Bill pissed most of it all away in 5 months. Talk about money being in the wrong hands. But the Blaz is just as addicted to donor money as any strung out basehead, dope fiend or tweeker is addicted to crack, smack or crystal meth.

But this mayor is not qualified to have anything in his hands, including a staff of 300 city officials and control over city services that he sells out at the drop of a four and five-figure check. Especially for those that are truly desperate for it like the lower income people that this lying bastard mayor promised and was elected twice to help. His betrayal to his constituency and his brazen self-righteous corruption is brazen. Since he got away with breaking the “spirit of the law” with his heinous donor money machinating, the recidivist shit he’s done since those botched investigations has turned that spirit into a corpse that has been raped and mutilated.

“I want to live in a world where the spirit of the law is upheld over the clever diddling of loopholes”

Caitlin Johnstone

This shameless, unapologetic bastard mayor may have gotten off thanks to certain loopholes that lets him get away with his heinous double dealing pay to play government and real estate conspiracy operation. He has absolutely no boundaries and it’s fucked up that he is going to be in control of this town for another two years as it turns into a dystopian Blade Runner towered wasteland obscuring the poverty and rising crime growing on the streets…

….of your city.

Bastard.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vision Zero Study Enables Cellphone Junkies Habitual Obliviousness

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In A New York, New York State Of Mindless

Something crawled out of the bowels of Mayor de Blasio’s Department Of Transportation not long ago that shouldn’t bode well for this city. Or state. Or this nation and planet and society at large. It is an incredible and retarded study about how citizens habitual cellphone usage while walking on these busy streets is not hazardous.

Seriously guys and dolls:

NY Daily News

Texting, checking email, Googling that restaurant across the street or just looking for your destination on a map factored in just two pedestrian deaths from 2014 to 2017, says a report by the city Department of Transportation.

 

Those two deaths were just a drop in the bucket compared to the 534 pedestrians who were killed on city streets during the four-year span.

 

One of the cell phone users killed in a car crash during the study period was texting, and the other was reaching for a device dropped in the street, DOT researchers found.

“DOT found little concrete evidence that device-induced distracted walking contributes significantly to pedestrian fatalities and injuries,” the eight-page report states.

A better way to improve pedestrian safety and save lives is cracking down on dangerous drivers, the DOT report says.

 

As smartphones rapidly grew in popularity, state lawmakers in 2017 passed a law requiring the DOT to look into “distracted walking.”

 

Though the DOT found the legislature’s concern was a non-issue, its report noted that the city is campaigning to encourage young people to be alert as they cross the street.

But the real problem, the DOT said in the report released Friday, is speeding cars.

 

“The best way to address distracted walking, and all forms of distraction, is by creating a road environment focused on speed management — where vehicles are traveling at a safe speed so that crashes can be avoided, and when crashes do occur they are not fatal or severe,” the report said.

 

Not even not much of hazard. Nothing to fear or fret to repress you from typing vapid texts you can just verbally tell someone on the actual original function of the cellphone. No symbolic meteor like a car or a bike, a street gang or a yelling crazed derelict coming your way crashing your social network universe feeding as you post a photo on Instagapchat or troll some message on Twitter, Facebook or Reddit. Zero.

Funny I mentioned zero, because this report was written in association with de Blasio’s ineffective Vision Zero program for safe streets that has not prevented zero deaths or accidents at all.

The report itself is incomplete since it spuriously compares cellphone accident data with regular vehicular and pedestrian accidents and looks like it was gathering dust somewhere for a while since it was completed in 2017 and the data compiling cellphone usage accidents only goes up to 2015 and despite the low amount of fatalities tabulated, they actually went up. But it does point out cellphone addicts utter irresponsibility feeding their texting and continuing scofflaw pedestrian habits by not paying attention to signals. It also devotes a few pages to what the city does best, producing PSA videos, awareness campaigns and vibrant social events to promote awareness, which is the only thing this city seems to excel at.

The reason for releasing this study 2 years later is not only because of the usual delaying of information concerning the citizenry that has been expected of the de Blasio administration but because of the city’s redesigning of the streets to “calm” vehicular traffic. Everything about this study puts the onus of responsibility on the driver instead of the cellphone junkie who can’t put the goddamn phone down for even a second. Imagine you’re driving approaching a stop sign and once you think it’s clear, some imbecile materializes with little white sticks in his or her ears while diddling on their screen keyboard to test your defensive driving skills and your brakes.

As the study attests (and the sensationalist way the NY Daily News reports it) this could lead to cordoned off lanes and street corridors strictly for walking cellphone usage. This shouldn’t warrant any city planning that might get inspired by it, although it looks like it already has. What else can explain the justification for the all the LinkNYC kiosks and wifi in the subways and buses? Maybe NYC has a plan to build utopian villages reliant on oblivious cellphone navigation, like what Google’s trying to do in Toronto with their frightening Quayside project (or even in the newly christened Hudson Square on Soho’s west side).

It isn’t like nobody is aware of what the streets look like these days when you compare it to just a decade ago. 99% of the citizenry owns a cellphone and possibly 98% of commuters just can’t put it down. And you wanna bet that the people who did this study consist of them too? Especially the corrupt moron mayor and his equally oblivious cult of over 300 staffers and aides. Along with the editors of the NY Daily News who did this story. There must be a bias and a collective guilty conscience going on here.

Surely the main reason this study was recently put out besides the aforementioned theories concocted in this post is that the more people are on their cellphones, which the city hopes will be even more now that the DOT are telling them they are not responsible for their addiction, is that as long as people are on their phones, the web services will continue to make billions from advertising that will be viewed by the celly fiends then from the data revenue produced by and will easily usurp from them.

The cellphone junkies of all ages, while not strung out or filthy, are no different than addicts of meth, heroin, crack, coke or opioid pills; they all selfish people who prioritize their needs and wander around in a hazy daze. Sure not that many celly fiends are getting killed now, but just wait for it. Then when some imbecile is texting some banal shit to his acquaintance or on the twitter, or watching an amazon show or playing a app game and then gets clobbered by an approaching car, train or bike then you will see the inevitable clusterfuck belated outrage of city officials suddenly decrying cellphone overuse. Followed up by a new old study critical of it too.

Until then, and if there are people reading this walking right now, pick your stupid fucking head up and read it later when you’re sitting on your ass.

And to deBlasio’s DOT, why don’t you do a study regarding pedestrian and accident data on walking and chewing gum since you’re gonna waste our time trying to normalize stupid behavior like this?

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New Bad Days 67: Four Homeless Men Get Murdered By A Homicidal Homeless Maniac; NYPD Involved In 3 Fatal Shootouts With Criminals And Also A Misjudged Shooting That Got A Cop Killed While He Was Struggling To Disarm A Perp Going For His Gun; Vehicles Get Weaponized For Two Killings And Kids Get Killed By Reckless And Unlicensed Drivers; A Dead Man Gets Dropped Off By A Harlem Starbucks; Gangs Bring Back Wilding On The Subway In Two Attacks; A Man Was Held Captive And Tortured In A Bodega Basement; A Farebeater Gets Perp Walked By Cops Into A Subway Precinct And They Missed A Gun In His Pants; Two Commuters Get Savagely Pushed Off Their Bikes To Go Along With A Flurry Of Homicides, Random Attacks On All Ages, Random Sexual Assaults, Drive By And Point Blank Shootings, Stray Bullets Hitting Bystanders And Passerby, Stabbings and Slashings, Vehicular Manslaughter, Home Break-In Burglaries,Larcenies, Subway Muggings, Bias Attacks, Rumbles And Riots And More Aggressive Attacks Against Cops

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Brooklyn

In Brownsville, police spotted a man wearing a mask walking on the street, then shot at them and ran away as one of the cops stepped out and tried to question him. As the cops pursued him, the man ran into a backyard then and continued to shoot at them as they approached, leading the cops to fire back in defense leading to the man’s demise. After the outstanding job the cops did taking down the criminal, a cop stupidly cracked that there was one less guy that will sue them.

Also in Brownsville, five people got injured in a car crash after the driver sped down the street in the wrong direction. The driver abandoned the vehicle and his passengers and fled.

Again in Brownsville, a man who wasn’t associated with a group of people drinking in public being dispersed by cops in front of a liquor store was confronted, yelled at then thrown down to the ground and wailed on repeatedly by an officer after he tried to go in there. During the act of excessive force, the officer was heard yelling “grab that fucking gun”. Now the victim is suing the city.

Again in Brownsville, a man stabbed another man in the chest at a bus stop.

And again in Brownsville, two men on parole that were sitting in a car were shot at, one getting hit in the jaw and the other in the torso. The driver crashed into parked car trying to get away.

In East New York, state troopers pulled over a man driving a vehicle that was in violation for $761 in unpaid parking tickets. The man then hit the pedal and sped off then crashed into four cars including a NYPD cruiser, injuring a police captain who was behind the wheel. After a seven block pursuit which involved another  patrol car crashing into another vehicle injuring four cops inside during the chase, the culprit abandoned his car and ran away to an abandoned building and ran up the roof where he got cornered by five cops who got injured trying to detain him after he yelled that he was going to jump off.

Also in East New York, a man on parole for two months got shot in the face and left for dead on the street. He died hours later.

Again in East New York, a two-year-old boy got killed when crawled out of an apartment building window and fell to the ground. The parents were having a domestic dispute at the time in another room. The parents previously filed a complaint against the landlord for not installing bars on the window where the child fell from.

In Bed-Stuy, a man broke down a glass door of a newsstand and robbed it of $2,200 in cash plus lottery tickets and cigarettes.

Also in Bed-Stuy, a man mugged another man in a homeless shelter, then broke free while under custody from a police station during processing.

Again in Bed-Stuy, four men crept up to a man walking on the sidewalk and surrounded him and started pushing him around as one of them grabbed his cellphone. Then they chased him down the street.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a man got hit in the back from a stray bullet from a shooting on the sidewalk nearby.

And again in Bed-Stuy, two brothers hanging out by a yoga studio were being stared at by a man across the street. When one of them wanted to know why he was staring, the man pulled out a gun and shot at both of them, striking his brother in the chest and killing him.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a man went bonkers on the C train and yell racist shit at other commuters, then pulled out a box cutter and threatened to slice them and got off at Kingston Throop Station. His whereabouts are unknown.

In Park Slope, a man went into a smoke shop and held up the cashier at gunpoint. The cashier then took a seven inch blade as he was being manhandled and stabbed the perp in the gut, causing him and his lookout to flee.

Also in Park Slope, a 5-year-old autistic boy was dropped off at the wrong school by a school bus driver.

Again in Park Slope, a man grabbed a 17-year-old girls ass and made a lewd proposition then he kicked a man who tried to stop him from fleeing.

And again in Park Slope, a man stalked a woman to her apartment building and grabbed her in the vestibule and tried to rape her. The woman fought him off causing him to flee.

And again in Park Slope, a digital road sign was hacked to display messages bashing automobile commuting.

In Crown Heights, some idiot got caught packing heat as the J’Ouvert Festival (which is just the Carribean version of Mardi Gras)

Also in Crown Heights during J’Ouvert, a woman stuck her ass in front of a cop and kept grinding at him for 3 minutes and professionally ignores her advances while another cop obliges another dirty dancer and boogies with her butt. Guess which cop will be ready if there is some guy lifting wallets or a suspicious person is discarding bulky backpacks in the crowd.

Again in Crown Heights during J’Ouvert, an idiot dancing in the street got flipped like a bowling pin by a hit and run driver.

And again in Crown Heights, a one-legged man in a wheelchair rolled up to a man and killed him by jabbing an icepick to his face. Putting a cap to his criminal career totaling 45 prior arrests dating back to the 80’s.

And again in Crown Heights, a man got killed by a hit-and-run driver when he was dragged on the road as a passenger in the car held on to him as the driver drove close enough to parked vehicles to mutilate the victim.

And again in Crown Heights, a cop in the Special Victims Unit division sexually molested his 12-year-old babysitter in his home. Way to contribute to your job.

In Bushwick, a man riding a bicycle was trying to break into several cars parked on the avenue until he came upon a cruiser and a man caught him trying to break into his cruiser. The car owner then tried to stop the man as he took out a knife and slashed his girlfriend. As the culprit hopped on his bike and rode down the street, the other man got in his car and chased him and ran him down and killed him while damaging three other cars in the pursuit. The driver blamed it on a cup that got lodged on the gas pedal.

Also in Bushwick, a man got shot to death in the chest at point blank range following an argument with two men in front of the house he lived in.

Again in Bushwick, a man walked into a bodega and stabbed another man in his eye.

And again in Bushwick, two men held up a laundromat at gunpoint and robbed it of $600.

And again in Bushwick, a man suffocated and brutally beat his two-month old baby son to death.

In Flatbush, a woman died when she got hit by a stray bullet that came from a gang shootout a few blocks away where a man was shot multiple times and another man was stabbed.

Also in Flatbush, a man was shot to death in a drive by shooting while standing in front of a house.

Again in Flatbush, two women walking on the sidewalk got hit by stray bullets that came from a man who pulled out a gun during a street fight across the street.

In East Flatbush, two men held up a T-mobile store at gunpoint and robbed cellphones and cash.

Also in East Flatbush, a man was shot in the legs and chest inside an apartment building and subsequently died from his wounds.

In Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, a man randomly sucker punched a 71-year-old woman in the face while she was walking on the sidewalk.

In Canarsie, two men barged their way inside an 82-year-old woman’s NYCHA apartment and robbed her of $8,400 and a bag full of packs of cigarettes.

In Kensington, a street hassle between a father and his son with three other men escalated into the son getting stabbed three times and the father getting stabbed in the neck.

Also in Kensington, a 10-year-old boy riding his bike to the store got killed while on the crosswalk when a shithead driving an SUV without a valid license ran him over while making a turn without yielding.

In Midwood, an 10-year-old boy standing at bus stop under building scaffolding got instantly killed when a speeding SUV crashed into it as the driver lost control during allegedly having a seizure, causing the scaffold to collapse on him. In a horrid twist of fate, the kid was waiting there because he missed the yellow bus and just started commuting on his own.

Also in Midwood, a man stabbed his brother to death inside their apartment over an argument over a cellphone.

In Sunset Park, a woman robbed a purse of a 62-year-old woman as she was sitting at a bus stop.

Also in Sunset Park, three men held up seven people at gunpoint at a tech product warehouse and hauled 30 grand worth of cellphones and other items, but their robbery was thwarted when one was able to call the cops as the NYPD showed up and hauled their asses in.

In Williamsburg, a school safety agent drunk on the job kicked a cop in the legs who tried to turn off the engine of her patrol car that was idling.

Also in Williamsburg at the Bedford Ave Station, fire set off from cables in the Canarsie Tunnel had left a collective thousands of commuters stranded on the platform for three straight days. Remember, keeping the L running during renovations was Andrew Cuomo’s idea.

Again in Williamsburg, a man got stabbed to death after arguing with two men outside of a deli.

And again in Williamsburg, seven boys surrounded two men standing on the corner and two of them knocked their religious fur hats off their heads.

And again in Williamsburg, a man sneaked up behind another man on the sidewalk and punched him in the head.

And again in Williamsburg at the Lorimer St. Station, a man whipped out his pecker in front of a woman on the L train.

And again in Williamsburg, a group of girls threw a milk crate and a chunk of discarded metal at and smashed a synogogue window.

And again in Williamsburg, a stupid ass hipster riding a lame ass motored skateboard on the street in the wrong direction got knocked silly by a car driving straight, sending the dumbass airborne and falling to the asphalt after he swerved around another car turning on the corner.

Williamsburg skateborder sent flying

In East Williamsburg, a woman walking on the sidewalk got held up at knifepoint by a man who demanded money from her. When she refused, he slashed her three times and robbed her backpack.

In Gowanus, a food delivery man riding an e-motored cycle died from his injuries after he rode off the sidewalk onto the street as a garbage truck ran him over as the driver was turning.

In Fort Greene, cops responding to a street shooting crashed into a livery cab as the driver moved at the green light.

In Greenpoint, a security guard was killed while on the job when a reckless driver crashed his SUV into his booth.

In Borough Park, a man walked beside a woman on the sidewalk and started harassing her then grabbed her boobs.

Also in Borough Park, a police cruiser responding to an emergency crashed into another vehicle then mounted the sidewalk and smashed into a health food store, pinning a woman under the vehicle while also injuring two other women on the sidewalk. Two cops also got injured.

In Sheepshead Bay, a man physically opened the metal gate of a laundromat and robbed it of $300. The herculian burglar is also suspected of opening a metal gate at a Greenwich Village bar and stealing a safe, and also breaking into a Little Ceaser’s in Flatbush and a kabab restaurant in Park Slope and robbing the latter of $90. Hulk mad.

Also in Sheepshead Bay, an 87-year-old man and his 61-year-old son broke into their tenant’s apartment. The elder then beat the woman living there with his cane and called her a racial slur in front of her kids.

In Clinton Hill, a man in a drunken rage shot his girlfriend to death then blew his own brains out in her apartment.

In Carroll Gardens, a man strangled his girlfriend at his apartment during a domestic dispute.

In Bensonhurst at the Bay Parkway/86th St. Station, a woman committed suicide by jumping in front of the arriving D train.

In Cypress Hills, a hit-and-run driver ran over a man who was crossing the street. The victim died from his injuries weeks later.

In Gravesend, a man robbed a $4,500 bike that was left on a porch.

In Dyker Heights, a man jumped a woman from behind as she was walking on the sidewalk and put her in chokehold and sexually molested her.

In Bay Ridge, three teenage boys beat down another boy and robbed his phone and ear buds.

Also in Bay Ridge, a man grabbed and punched a woman inside an apartment building lobby and ran away when she pushed him off. The same creep is wanted for an attempted rape of another woman in Dyker Heights the previous month.

Again in Bay Ridge, three people were held up at gunpoint and tied up with duct tape to chairs by a man impersonating a Fed Ex worker and an accomplice who followed him inside the house in a home invasion robbery where they stole $130,000 in cash and jewelry that was kept in a safe.

In Downtown Brooklyn, a man got killed as he got hit by a car while jaywalking.

Also in Downtown Brooklyn at the Barclays Center/Atlantic Avenue Station, a man flashed a token clerk in her booth and then masturbated in front of her. He yanked his crank in front of another clerk in her booth at the Franklin Ave. Station a week before.

In Boerum Hill, a trail of chicken carcasses covered an entire street.

In South Slope, three men accessed an apartment building and opened a bunch of parcel packages left in the lobby and ripped them opened and robbed it’s contents.

In Industry City, a man easily walked into a sake store and robbed it of electronic items.

In the East River under the Brooklyn Bridge, the C train got stuck in the tunnel when a “smoke condition” fire broke out on the third rail, causing an evacuation of 600 passengers to walk back to the High St. Station.

In Floyd Bennett Field, a dead man’s body washed ashore from the bay.

In Prospect Heights, the rat population has continued to grow derived from the overflow of garbage on the streets and slow sanitation collection.

Manhattan

Photo of vigil memorial by Eddie Panta of Bowery Boogie

In Chinatown, a mentally ill homicidal homeless man bludgeoned five other homeless men by hitting them with a 15 pound fence metal pipe, killing four of them and critically injuring one as they roughly slept in front of closed storefronts in the mayor’s quote unquote safest big city in America. The victims were aged from 46 to 83.

The mass murderer wound up on the streets when his mother kicked him out for assaulting her and has 14 prior arrests, including other assaults on his fellow homeless. Despite this record of mayhem, he was able to get back on the streets when a non-profit paid his bail after he served a month in jail for his arrests of groping a woman at a homeless shelter and fare evasion after he got picked up by cops by missing his court hearings. Following these bad judgements by a careless charity group and a Brooklyn judge, the psycho killer took shelter and squatted in an abandonded house next to his mother’s house in the Bronx.

Following this massacre, Mayor Big Slow de Blasio promised to send more cops, DHS  outreach aides and some simps from his wife Chirlie’s scandalous money purging Thrive NYC mental health program to bring some help to the street dwelling city refugees. With all the money that will be expended for this certainly brief and shitty effort, it would be cheaper and safer for the homeless collective if your city just gave them metal pipes to defend themselves.

Also in Chinatown, a man got stabbed in the arm during a street fight.

In Hell’s Kitchen, a 7-year-old boy riding a scooter to a park was attacked by a homeless man who punched him in the mouth.

Also in Hell’s Kitchen, two men pepper sprayed and beat down two EMT’s when they hassled them about the hospital they took them to.

Again in Hell’s Kitchen, a cab driver who had the green light hit a boy who ran into the street without regard for traffic. When cops showed up to the scene of the accident, more kids showed up and started arguing with them. Then more cops, school safety agents and more kids arrived and they all engaged in a riot. Pepper sprayed was dispensed and the cab drivers car got damaged as kids were jumping on it with the driver inside. Five cops got injured along with two kids.

And again in Hell’s Kitchen, four data usurping surveillance camera kiosks provided by google got it’s screens smashed.

In Harlem, a dead man’s body with two bullet wounds was found rolled up in a carpet on a pile of garbage outside of an overpriced chain cafe that was left behind by two men pushing a Target shopping cart with the carcass the night before.

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Also in Harlem, a woman bled to death on her bed from a slashing in her apartment.

Again in Harlem at the 145th St. Station, a man who got busted for subway groping 4 months earlier crept up behind a woman as she was getting off the A train with her husband and pulled up a dress and took a photo of her lady parts and ran away.

And again in Harlem, an eight-month-old baby died when her mother left her alone too long in the bathtub with running water.

And again in Harlem, a man took his dick out and flogged it on the 6 train.

And again in Harlem, a man stole 7 cellphones worth over $7,000 from 7 women in 10 days in July, notably 3 in one afternoon in a span of 25 minutes. Now I gotta play the afternoon lottery.

And again in Harlem at the 125th St./Lexington Ave Station, a man yelled at a preacher sermonizing on the 4 train then stabbed him in the stomach and got off at 138th St. Station in the Bronx.

And again in Harlem, two men exploited, enslaved, beaten and tormented two women into whoring for them and plied them with opioids and cocaine.

And again in Harlem, a man shot up smack in front of an apartment building.

In East Harlem, two men were shot at on the grounds of the Taft Houses, one of them killed.

In Midtown, a woman riding in the bike lane faced an obstruction as two men started running towards her then pushed her off her bike tag team style, causing her to fall on her face. When the woman asked them why they did that, one of the goons suckerpunched her in the jaw and continued to pummel her as she was on the ground as a crowed of 30 people just gawked and did nothing. Both men walked away down the block where a police station was at.

Also in Midtown, a man whipped out a sword from his cane and swung it around on the observation deck at the Empire State Building.

Again in Midtown, a man slashed another man in the face inside a Taco Bell and nicked his girlfriend with it when she jumped on him.

And again in Midtown, a man went into a jewerly store and ripped off a diamond studded watch out of salesman’s hands and ran away.

And again in Midtown at the 42nd St./Bryant Park Station, a man with 32 priors for sexual molestation on the subway groped a 13-year-old girl as she was purchasing a metrocard.

And again in Midtown, over $350,000 worth of jewelry were burglarized from two condos inside President Trump’s tacky luxury residential/office building.

And again in Midtown at the 59th St./Lexington Ave Station, a man took offense at a commuter for looking at him on the R train, then started brawling with him on the platform and took another man’s skateboard and smacked his foe in the face with it.

And again in Midtown, a man shoplifting gift cards from a 7-11 where he worked got caught by the manager who called 911 on him. When the cops showed up, the thief tried to flee but got caught and then resisted arrest by brawling with them on the street.

In Washington Heights, two men stalked a woman to her apartment building then took her keys and held her up at gunpoint as she was about to open the door. They snatched her purse containing $1,000 for her rent and ran away. The woman got a stroke a few weeks later induced by the traumatic crime.

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Also in Washington Heights, a man walked up to another man who was sitting on a crate in front of a bodega and shot him to death.

Again in Washington Heights, a woman walking in a park was grabbed by a man who then slashed her in the neck and in the jaw.

And again in Washington Heights, an argument between two men inside a building escalated when one of them shot the other in the chest and killed him

In Times Square, a phony monk conman smacked a phone out of man’s hand who caught on to his hustle and tried to photograph him.

Also in Times Square, a man sexually molested a homeless woman while she was sleeping by a token booth.

Again in Times Square, two women hustled a man to give them $100 after he took a picture with him.

In the Upper West Side, at the 96th St. Station, four men surrounded a 16-year-old boy on the C train platform and stabbed him three times in his torso.

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Also in the Upper West Side, wet concrete spilled from a luxury tower development and fell onto a playground while parents and kids were there.

Again in the Upper West Side at the 86th Street Station, a man grabbed a woman from behind on the steps and attempted to rape her and ran when she fought him off.

In the Lower East Side, a man sat down next to a woman on the J train and proceeded to spank his monkey. When the woman walked away from him as far as she could, but he ran over and pissed on her. The woman got off at Delancey St. Station and the louse followed her and jumped on her back then ran away. Too many creeps out there lately.

Also in the Lower East Side, a man came on to a 12-year-old girl in an apartment building elevator and forced his lips on her face.

Again in the Lower East Side, a gang of 3 men and 2 women hassled a man for money on the D train and swarmed on him. When the man fought them back, a woman handed one of the thugs a knife and stabbed him three times, then the gang got off at the Grand St. Station and ran away.

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And again in the Lower East Side, a man was surrounded by six men when he tried to sell his electric vape stick by a pawn shop, then one of them stuck a knife at him and they robbed him of his cellphone and $500.

And again in the Lower East Side, four men have gone a serial mugging spree in the late night vibrany rowdy bar scene called Hell Square. They began by beating down a man  for $3,000 in cash and jewelry, then pummeled another man but didn’t rob anything. Then they went to the East Village and beat down a man, robbing $2,400 in cash and jewelry and sauntered down east and robbed a man by a police station. Then they went back to Hell Square the next day and mugged three men for their money and valuables in two separate incidents.

And again in the Lower East Side, a man sneaked into an apartment and sexually molested and strangled an 82-year-old woman.

And again in the Lower East Side, a critically wounded man was found on the roof of an apartment building. Injuries were determined to be caused from jumping from another building on the one were he was found.

And again in the Lower East Side, a cement truck comically toppled over when the operator forgot to apply the e-brake and it backed up into the soft dirt. Much less comical is that the crash caused a power outage on two NYCHA buildings for three hours.

And again in the Lower East Side, a man spray-painted a name on a police car that belonged to a famous tagger on the west coast. Dave Grohl wrote the same on his bass drum cover in Nirvana’s pop culture shifting debut video.

In the Upper East Side, a man who cons doormen to access luxury residential buildings during holidays whose recent burglaries netted him $139,000 worth of jewelry got caught by cops pulling the same when he tried to trick a doorman by claiming he was meeting a tenant.

Also in the Upper East Side, a woman attempted suicide by jumping out of an apartment window, but landed on a scaffold and survived.

Again in the Upper East Side at the 96th St. Station, a woman attempted suicide by jumping in front of the arriving 6 train.

And again in the Upper East Side, a naked man got hit by a car as he walked on the exit ramp of the FDR drive.

And again in the Upper East Side, a man tripping balls on angel dust sideswiped two cars while driving then led cops on a 30-block high speed chase to Yorkville where he crashed into three cars and abandoned his car and got caught while trying to run away on the FDR drive.

And again in the Upper East Side, a delivery man just said to himself fuck it, I’m unloading my parcel boxes in the middle of traffic. A harbinger of thing to come with more bike lanes.

In Kips Bay, a staggering drunk man was jaywalking on the street and got stopped and questioned by cops in an unmarked patrol car. The man then reached inside the drivers window and grabbed a cop by the throat and punched him in the chest, then brawled with both cops as they tried to arrest him.

Also in Kips Bay at Bellevue Hospital, a man threw a cup of piss at a cop after bragging to another patient that he could get away with it, even though the cop pulled his taser on him.

In Chelsea, a stupid drunk ass fell 7 stories from an apartment building as a rooftop party was going on.

Also in Chelsea, a woman and a man attacked and robbed two women of their purses as the woman assaults them and the man makes off with the loot. They did the criminal routine a third time as they mugged a woman on the 4 train in Grand Central a month later.

In Central Park, a woman fell off her bike when she tried to avoid a oblivious pedestrian walking in front of her.

In Riverside Park, two men brawling escalated into one of them getting stabbed in the neck.

In the Financial District, a man who was sermonizing in front of the charging bull statue and took a heavy metal banjo and bashed it repeatedly while cursing out President Trump. This was not an Eric Andre nuisance comedy bit. (Too bad that bullshit fearless girl statue wasn’t there for him to clobber.)

In Soho, a woman got hit by a slab of concrete falling off a building. She survived because her umbrella was up.

Also in Soho at the Canal St. Station, a man smoking a cigarette on the A train slashed two men with a box cutter after they asked him to extinguish it.

In the West Village, a Hollywood big shot agent attacked a photographer and destroyed his $3,500 camera when he tried to take pictures of two actors.

In the East Village, two men barged into an 89-year-old woman’s apartment as she opened the door to leave to go shopping. They knocked her down and dragged her on the floor as they demanded to know where she had money. The two thugs then went into her bedroom and robbed over $5,000 in cash she was saving to buy a tombstone for her husband that recently died.

Also in the East Village, a man tried to rob a Dunkin’ Donuts as he jumped over the counter but couldn’t pry the register drawer. So he stole a half dozen donuts and punched a worker in the face when he tried to stop him.

Again in the East Village, a man standing in the street kicked a man off his bike as he was riding by him, causing him to crash into an orange bollard and land on his head. The bike was damaged from the impact of the fall. The man then got obtuse when the victim asked why he kicked him, then his attacker threatened his life. The thug then started brawling with witnesses who were making sure he didn’t leave. The cops showed up and was being deliberately difficult with the cyclist so as not to write a crime report so Vision Zero accident reports stay low.

And again in the East Village, a man is disturbing his neighbors with booze and sex bacchanalia events at a townhouse he owns.

In Greenwich Village, a man rode his bike up to a locksmith shop and set an American flag hanging on the security gate on fire.

In Inwood, a man approached a 14-year-old boy walking his dog and snatched his gold chain, the mugger then bit the kid’s hand and ran away.

In NoMad, a man approached a flamboyant gay man and chastised and berated him with bigoted remarks for the way he was dressed and of the color of the kippah on his head.

In Murray Hill, a man got injured walking on the sidewalk when a manhole exploded.

In Tribeca, a man broke into a woman’s apartment and groped her while she slept on her bed and stole her panties.

In Downtown Manhattan, a street sign is being befouled by tourists who stick their gum on it while riding on the top of a doubledecker city tour bus. Like this pig who did it the day after the story came out.

On the George Washington Bridge, a man stabbed two other men he was brawling with on the pedestrian path.

A man has robbed 12 banks in one month and looted over $11,000 in cash by just handing a teller a note in the city that never sleeps but also doesn’t seem to never prevent bank robberies.

A cop punched a citizen in the face in this borough. But because of the 50a law, the people cannot know who it is or where it happened. And another cop took out his nightstick and started hitting a bmx bike with it and tried to jam it in the wheels spokes.

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In Richmond Hill, a man shot at three people killing one of them as they were walking on the sidewalk coming from a nite club during a drive-by. Where are you Night Mayor? Maybe the city should build a signal for her like the one they did for fucking Batman. Since her position and the dark knight are based on fiction. Anyway, the club had it’s liquor licensed revoked eleven days later.

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Also in Richmond Hill, two men held up a man at gunpoint and robbed him of $147. Then they jumped a man in Woodhaven after he just came down the stairs from the train station and stuck him up for $260 and a debit card. Then they held up a man in Ozone Park and robbed his cellphone and finished up their weeklong mugging spree in South Richmond Hill when they stuck up a man and robbed him of $200.

In Jamaica, a house inundated with mountains of trash all over the front lawn and reaching the second floor owned by a hoarder woman was finally seized by the city and cleaned up after 18 years of complaints by neighbors that went ignored by the D.O.B. and over 340 grand worth of unpaid fines of which she would use the notices as ornaments to hang over the piles of refuse.

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Also in Jamaica, Richmond Hill and Hollis, a man robbed over $5,000 in cash and merchandise from a printing store, collection boxes in churches and a theater school in a one month burglary spree that included robbing a church in East New York.

Again in Jamaica, a man looking to hook up with a 14-year-old boy he communicated with on social media turned out to be a cop.

And again in Jamaica, three people got shot at and hit as they were standing in front of a house.

And again in Jamaica, a fire tore through a house, killing a man on the second floor.

And again in Jamaica, a man was found dead lying on the sidewalk with his face slashed.

And again in Jamaica, a man shot and killed his partner in crime when the gun went off as he pistol whipped their victim during a holdup.

And again in Jamaica, a 71-year-old man got randomly punched in the face by a man who walked by him before sunrise.

In Jamaica Hills, a woman robbed $20 from a 9-year-old boy as he was about to buy a slice of pizza.

In Ozone Park at the 80th St. Station, a man got jumped by two other men and a woman who beat him down and robbed $200 and a cellphone off him.

In Howard Beach, a man impersonating a construction worker broke into an apartment by climbing the fire escape and going through a window and tied up a woman and her son and proceeded to loot jewelry and cash. Then he raped her after he gave her an ultimatum to have sex with him or he would force her to have sex with her son. The deviant had three priors for burglary and was wearing an ankle monitor that was issued after he made parole.

In Lindenwood, a domestic dispute between a man and his wife escalated when she shot him after he pulled a knife on him. The wife is a police officer.

In Ridgewood, a man got shot to death in front of his house.

Also in Ridgewood, a middle school teacher got busted downloading kiddie porn files.

Again in Ridgewood, a man grabbed the asses of two women as they were walking up the steps at the Mrytle/Wyckoff Station.

And again in Ridgewood, four men surrounded a man who was walking to his house and then attacked him and robbed his cellphone and a wallet containing $400.

And again in Ridgewood, an app-hail driver and a woman decided to bang each other inside his car underneath the elevated M train tracks.

In South Ozone Park, a 72-year-old woman was killed and a man got injured in a car wreck when a man crashed his car into them when he ran a red light. Then he abandoned his vehicle and ran away.

Also in South Ozone Park, a woman carrying a one-year-old girl was confronted by a man who held her up at gunpoint. He then aimed it at the child, forcing the woman to give the mugger her purse containing $7,000 then he got in a car and drove off.

And again in South Ozone Park, a 16-year-old boy got busted carrying a gun inside a high school.

In Long Island City, a 14-year-old boy riding his bike got killed when he got run over by a dump truck as he rode on it’s blindside beside it while both him and the driver were turning.

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Although from the direction the mangled bike is facing, it looks like he was heading towards the truck as the driver was turning onto the block.

Also in Long Island City, a man grabbed another man by the throat on the street when he found out he bought booze for his son.

In Flushing, four men broke into an apartment being used as a casino and held up the operators at gunponit and robbed seven slot machines.

Also in Flushing, two men broke into an apartment and robbed $15,000 worth of merchandise.

In St. Albans, a man was shot to death in front of a church hall in a drive-by.

In Far Rockaway, a 3-year-old boy got killed when he ran away from his mother into the street and got hit by a car.

Also in Far Rockaway, an off-duty crossing guard menaced her neighbor with online threats.

Again in Far Rockaway, a man was shot at and hit on the street.

In Edgemere, two men stole an unattended van financed by Jeff Bezos, then abandoned it and made off with all the packages that were prepared by a fulfillment center.

Also in Edgemere, two men were shot inside of a public housing courtyard. One of them died from a bullet in his head. A few days later, people were throwing stuff at ambulances dispatched to the town.

In Averne (by the sea), a man bashed the window of a city bus door after the driver shut it on him because he wasn’t wearing a shirt. No shirt, no dice homie.

Also in Averne (by the sea), police responding to an emergency call had a brick thrown at their patrol car that smashed the windshield.

In Queens Village, a man who was freeloading in an house owned by his girlfriends handicapped aunt set it on fire and killed the woman after  she told him he had to leave following weeks of his threats against her life despite her act of benevolence for the couple.

In Jackson Heights, a man held up a grocery store at gunpoint and robbed it of $1,400.

Also in Jackson Heights, six men pummeled a gay couple as they were sitting in a booth at a Mexican restaurant.

Again in Jackson Heights, two men got into an argument with and punched a worker at a spa and robbed 25 bucks from the register.

And again in Jackson Heights, a man got killed when he crashed his motorcycle into an SUV.

In Corona, an off-duty cop pulled out and pointed his gun at another man on the street during an argument over driving etiquette.

Also in Corona, a man was stabbed three times on the street and died from his wounds.

Again in Corona, a man jumped another man from behind and put him a chokehold, then he dropped him to the ground and punched him repeatedly and made off with $300.

And again in Corona, a man riding on a bike stopped to grab a girl’s ass and rode away.

And again in Corona, two boys broke into a shed and stole two gas canisters which they used to set a fire by a church.

In Astoria, a man broke into an apartment and stole $13,000 worth of jewelry.

Also in Astoria, a woman was found stabbed to death inside an apartment.

Again in Astoria, an impatient man was flashing his hibeam headlights in a car in front of him, then stepped out and approached the driver and impersonated a cop by flashing a fake badge. When the man tried to photograph him, the goon punched him in the face while his buddy snatched his cellphone and then drove away.

And again in Astoria, a man on a month long mugging spree held up supermarket at gunpoint and robbed cellphones off the workers. He then held up a couple at gunpoint and pistol whipped the man when he refused to cooperate and robbed the woman of her necklace and cellphone. He then stuck up a man sitting in his car and robbed his phone and $100. The next day he walked up to five men sitting on a stoop and pistol whipped one of them who said he had no money on him, then he robbed all of them of a cellphone, jewelry and $400. The gunman then held up a man at a park but got into a tussle with him instead when he fought back causing the gun to fire, he eventually struck him with his gun on his head and fled. Then he held up a teenage male sitting in his car and robbed his phone and $100.

In Maspeth, a man held up a 62-year-old woman at knifepoint and robbed her of 20 bucks in front of a grade school.

Also in Maspeth, three teenage males grabbed a 16-year-old boy on the sidewalk and put him in a chokehold, causing him to pass out. Then they held him up at knifepoint and robbed his cellphone and earbuds and also 10 bucks

In Elmhurst, a man shoplifted three audio speakers worth $300 and stuck a knife at a security guard’s face who tried to stop him and got away.

Also in Elmhurst, a speeding box truck crashed into a cherry picker while a man was fixing a traffic light, knocking him off of it as he fell to his death.

In Jackson Heights, a retarded truck driver destroyed a parked car and knocked over a johnny pump while attempting to turn onto a residential street corner.

Also in Jackson Heights and again in Elmhurst, two men jumped a man from behind as he walking on the sidewalk and beat him down to the ground and stole his wallet, they did the same routine on another man two weeks later and robbed 40 bucks off of him and followed that up with a mugging of another man for his chain. The next night they beat down a middle aged man and robbed his cellphone and debit cards and four days later lifted a phone out of man’s back pocket and beat him down and stole his wallet when he tried to get it back.

Again in Jackson Heights, an off-duty cop sideswiped another car and sped off while driving drunk.

In Woodhaven, a man got stabbed in the chest following a street hassle with two other men.

In Rosedale, a homeless man got killed crossing the street by a hit-and-run driver.

In East Elmhurst, a man pummeled a 74-year-old man at a hotel for asking him a question. Probably for asking him why he couldn’t write a song like “Caught in a mosh”.

In Forest Hills at the 71st Ave/Continental Ave. Station, a woman got pushed and slapped in the face when she told a woman to say excuse me after she bumped into her with her bag.

Also in Forest Hills, a group of high school students engaged in a rumble on street. When some of the kids went to hide at a chain pharmacy store, the others chase them inside and resumed the rumble and trashed the place, knocking over products, displays and shopping carts in something resembling “the purge”.

In Kew Gardens, a man who was just about to be incarecerated for gun possession as the judge rejected bail for him ran out of the courthouse and the court officers couldn’t keep up, then got caught by cops when he tried to hide out in the Bronx. You still want a tower prison there Koslowitz?

In Sunnyside, two men were found dead from heroin overdoses on a park bench

In Glen Oaks, a woman got hit by a car while she was jaywalking and died from her injuries.

In Hollis, a man broke into a church and wrecked anything he got his hands on including the sprinkler system, causing $10,000 worth of damage.

Also in Hollis, a man broke into a house through a rear window and robbed $27,000.

In Woodside, two men died of drug overdoes at a park.

Also in Woodside, a man walking on the sidewalk was approached by a man who shot him three times.

In Bayside, a man stole a bicycle and then broke into a restaurant and only stole a phone charger.

In Springfield Gardens, a teacher robbed $8,000 of tech supplies and workbooks from the high school she worked at.

In Breezy Point, bigoted graffiti and swastiksas were found on the doors of the Silver Gull Beach Club and also on the sand on the beach. The excellent movie “The Flamingo Kid” was filmed here.

In Murray Hill, a 63-year-old man got accosted by another man as he walking on the sidewalk and then he reached into his pockets to grab his wallet. He then punched him in the face and snatched it and ran away with $300.

In Briarwood, 195 commuters had to evacuate the F train in a tunnel when it derailed after departing the Sutphin Blvd. Station and had to walk all the way to Jamaica to get to the next station at Parsons Blvd.

At JFK Airport, two on ramp workers robbed a bag containing $300,000 from an armored truck.

On Rikers Island, despite the drop in prison population (which is looking like it’s by design to get the borough tower jails approved) inmate on inmate violence rose 24% and attacks on C.O.’s and staffers went up by 3.4%.

Also on Rikers Island, a prisoner went bonkers and held a health aide captive inside a clinic.

On the RFK bridge on Randalls Island, a man attempting suicide was talked down by the cops.

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In Edenwald, a plain clothers cop patrolling the Edenwald Houses where a prior shooting took place spotted a man on the street and and tried to stop and question him, but the man ran away, so he pursued him on foot and caught him, managed to disarm the suspect who was armed and they both wound up wrestling with each other. The cop The man then tried to grab the gun from the cops holster during the struggle as he yelled the suspected man was reaching for it. During the tussle, the cop held on and managed to squeeze off 5 shots in the air. Then 5 other cops that showed up to assist fired 10 shots towards them, killing the suspect and the police officer.

The NYPD’s own reports and the ones they dispensed for corporate local news stations and newspapers and mainstream blogs to cover had so many glaring inconsistencies that it was obvious a narrative was being manufactured for consent for viewers and readers. The cops involved in the tragedy even added to the confusion by claiming they were being shot at. 

This is the second cop gunned down in the line of duty during an emergency call or apprehension of a criminal suspect. The first was back in February when a detective got shot hit by a fusillage of 42 bullets shot to take down an idiot robbing a cellphone store. And like those cops responsible for the death of their fellow officer in Richmond Hill, the identities of these cops are no known.

Also in Edenwald, a man shot two other men to death at a public housing apartment building.

In Wakefield, two men caught smoking pot by cops led to a chase on the street as the men ran into a bodega to hide (really for smoking pot?…but wait for it). A worker assisted the cops by opening the door leading to the basement where they found a man tied up to a chair after being abducted by four men who threw him the trunk and held him captive at the store for three days as they tortured him making threats to his family while sticking a gun and a rifle in his mouth and a machete in his face, bashing him with a metal rod and threatening to set him on fire. The owner of the deli wound up being arrested despite claiming she didn’t know he was there.

Also in Wakefield, a man grabbed a mango from a fruit crate and threw it inside the grocery store, then he punched a worker in the face when he came outside.

In Williamsbridge, a unlicensed driver lost control of the car he was speeding in as he jumped the curve and killed a one-year-old girl sitting in a stroller on the sidewalk. During his bail hearing at which he got released (!!!), he drolly said it was an accident that just happened and it was a driving lesson that went wrong, which he blamed on the woman who was riding shotgun with him.

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The stupid driver and aspiring rapper lived in the same apartment building with the mother and her late child and also did contractor work at NYCHA buildings and for the city department of design and construction although he is not listed in any personnel records for those departments. Which means NYCHA and the NYC DDC hired a guy and paid him off the books. Who knows what public housing buildings or structures he worked on. Or didn’t even work on.

In Mott Haven at the 149th St/Grand Concourse Station, a man got caught by cops going throught the service gate without paying and was patted down and taken into the precinct located on the platform. While giving lame ass excuses for his farebeating, the cops lifted his shirt and exposed a gun that they weren’t even aware of as the perp continued gabbing to the desk officer.

One of the cops during this sad display of incompetence was a sergeant. But what’s even worse is that this guy made bail from his previous arrest for gun possession after he threatened to shoot a nurse at a hospital a few weeks before and he got physical with cops when they were giving a summons to a friend of his and made threats to shoot cops once he got his license to carry a gun back in June.

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Also in Mott Haven, a man was stabbed to death after a drug deal went bad.

Again in Mott Haven, a man on a bike decided to pick up fast food at the drive-thru after he ordered it on an app. When the cashier told him he needed a car to do that, the man took his chain and smashed the window. This is bike and convenience culture everyone.

In Claremont, a man crossing the street got run over by a hit-and-run driver.

Also in Claremont, during an evacuation of a building on fire, tenants got furious at cops dispatched to the area who advised them not to go back in yet as one man got arrested after shoving some of them and his mother grabbed a body cam and also got cuffed. Another man who didn’t live there threw milk at the cops and ran away.

Again in Claremont, a woman got stabbed to death by her boyfriend following an argument inside one of de Blasio’s homeless shelters.

And again in Claremont, a man shot at a group of men on the street as passerby just walk on by. The bad days never left the Bronx.

In Fordham Manor, a man shoplifted a bunch of cans of energy soda and threatened a worker with a syringe that tried to stop him.

Also in Fordham Manor, a man held up a woman at knifepoint in an apartment building stairwell and robbed her of $340.

Again in Fordham Manor, a distraught man arguing with his wife on the phone while holding his 5-year-old daughter’s hand committed suicide by jumping in front of the arriving 4 train. The little girl miraculously survived getting killed along with her father by lying down on the track bed as two men jumped down and rescued her.

In Mount Hope, a homeless man shoved a 79-year-old woman down and beat her up trying to rob her purse when she refused to give him a dollar, but he was able to rob shampoo she had in a store bag. He also robbed two cellphones from a woman after he grabbed her going through the turnstile at the 175th St. Station and mugged a half-blind man for his on the street after he refused to give him money.

In Concourse, a man speeding on his motorcycle hit and ran over a 73-year-old man as he was finishing crossing the street. Then he walked his motorcycle to the other side and drove away.

Also in Concourse, a man was arrested for kidnapping and sexually molesting a 15-year-old boy he met and took home to his studio apartment.

In Marble Hill, Morris Heights and Inwood in Manhattan, two men robbed five people at gunpoint and robbed them of jewelry, watches and cash totaling $73,000 after following them out of nite clubs.

In Olinville, a man bludgeoned a man to death with a metal pipe after his wife caught him trying to break into their house.

In Grand Concourse, a man feigning to help a woman and her daughter carry their groceries inside their apartment building snatched the necklaces off their necks and ran away.

In Throggs Neck, a man arguing with his girlfriend inside his apartment stabbed his roommate twice who tried to calm them down.

Also in Throggs Neck, a man shot himself in the leg and tried to file a false report about another shooter.

Again in Throggs Neck, a man chased his wife out of their house and ran her over with his car. When that didn’t successfully kill her, he took a machete and hacked her to death on the street.

In Mount Eden, a five alarm fire blazed the sixth floor of an apartment building, causing injuries to seven firefighters and a tenant.

In Schuylerville, an off-duty NYPD sergeant got killed while riding his motorcycle when a driver ran him over with his dump truck while making a turn.

In Morrisania, a man shoplifted 30 bars of soap from a dollar store and sprayed three workers with caustic fluid to make his getaway.

Also in Morrisania, a man shot another man to death inside his apartment.

In High Bridge at the 167th St./Grand Concourse station, a man confronted and got into a fight with his ex-girlfriend and a man she was seeing on the mezzanine then he took out a gun and shot him in the stomach and killed him.

In Belmont, a man walked up to a group of men at a street corner and bashed one of them in the head with a glass bottle and walked away. After being stopped by cops, he fought with them and managed to slug one of them in the head while resisting arrest.

In Fordham Heights, a man was found dead with his wrists and chest slashed and his legs and arms hogtied with duct tape inside an apartment subletted by his killer.

Also in Fordham Heights, a man ran up behind a woman walking and talking on the phone and grabbed her boobs and ran away.

In Crotona Park, a man driving drunk blew past a stop sign and was pulled over and arrested by cops that found him possessing a loaded gun and not having a valid drivers license.

Also in Crotona Park, a man stole a little dog from a car as the driver was napping in the drivers seat.

Again in Crotona Park, a man was shot to death at a playground.

In Van Nest at the 180th St. Station, a man stabbed a man multiple times and stood over his body on the mezzanine during the morning rush hour.

In Eastchester, a man was found dead at junkyard following a fire that caused scrapped cars to explode.

In Riverdale, a stray pit bull attacked and mauled a 4-year-old girl who was on her way to school with her mother.

In Foxhurst at the Southern Blvd. Station a man lying on the tracks got killed by the arriving 6 train.

In Hunts Point at the 149th St. Station, a man got held up at knifepoint by a man and woman on the platform as they robbed his backpack containing a wallet with $1,000 inside. The victim pursued them but got jumped and beat up by three other men who robbed his jacket containing his  cellphone and headphones.

Also in Hunts Point, a dead man’s body was found floating in the water under a bridge.

In Foxhurst, a man killed himself and a woman next to him when he crashed his car into a wall. A passenger in the back seat also got seriously hurt.

In Allerton, a man died from his injuries following a car crash where the driver crashed into a grassy median on the Bronx River Parkway.

In Yonkers, a 12-year-old boy got shot in the neck from a drive-by shooter.

Two men stuck a knife at a cashier at a horrible pizza chain restaurant and reached in and snatched a pie.

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In Clifton, a man shot at two cops when they showed up to his home to respond to a domestic disturbance when he punched his wife in the face. Both officers shot back, killing the man while he got a shot off hitting one of the officers in her hand. Neighbors came outside and yelled at the cops when they sent the wounded officer in an ambulance as they left the criminal on the ground as another cop was applying CPR to save him. The gun he used against the cops was a NY State service weapon that was robbed from the NYPD 3 years ago.

In Eltingville, the tenth cop committed suicide this year when a retired sergeant shot himself in his car at a transit parking lot.

In New Springville, a man injured himself when he crashed riding on his e-motored cycle when he lost control switching lanes.

In Castleton Corners, a man was found beaten up and shot to death inside a car parked by the highway.

In Charleston, three men broke into and robbed valuables from a house and while holding up four people at gunpoint in the backyard.

In Mariners Harbor, a man broke the front door window of a chicken wings takeout joint and robbed it of $800.

Also in Mariners Harbor, a woman pulled over by a cop for tinted windows rolled up the window on his arm as he was trying to administer a breathalyzer test and drove off.

In Port Richmond, a man slashed another man in the face by his house.

In New Brighton, a 66-year-old man standing at a bus stop was slashed in the face and robbed of $80 during an attack by three men.

Also in New Brighton, a skateboarder got hit by a police car responding to a burglary and wound up with a broken leg. The cops also crashed into another car.

In Stapleton, police obtained 12 bags of coke from a drug raid in an apartment at the Stapleton Houses. The suspects threw a few bags out the window in vain before they got caught.

Also in Stapleton, an off-duty cop smashed his car into four parked vehicles while driving drunk.

Again in Stapleton, a man crashed his van into a building then lit on fire and drove into it again in an attempt to kill his ex-wife who lived in apartment inside.

In Concord, a man shoplifted twenty spools of copper wire from a Home Depot and rolled them out in shopping cart and got away.

In Arrochar, a man feigning to be a pharmacist was busted peddling phony scripts of over 60,000 oxycodone painkillers to customers.

In St. George, cops caught a man driving without a license nor registration and insurance for the car. He was previously employed by the city Department of Transportation.

In Port Richmond, a man stopped by cops was found with a gun.

A man committed suicide by jumping off the Verrazano Bridge.

Besides commuters getting attacked in the subway on a daily basis, assaults on tranist workers have rose 39% in the past year. Assaults on the olfactory senses on both are up thanks to humans shitting on the trains.

And cocaine is still a helluva drug as cocaine overdoses have gone up in the last 8 years among Black users.

Let’s all be careful out there, be aware of your surroundings. And give much and more respect to the cops that are trying to maintain law and order in these growing hectic times under this corrupt mayor and feckless, gutless city council.

Miami 2019 (I’ve Seen The Lights Go Out In Canarsie)

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Back in July on a Saturday night on the hottest week of this summer, the lights went out on Broadway as well as the entire 30 block radius spanning Midtown West to the Upper West Side for five hours on the anniversary of the 1977 blackout that plunged the city into a free-for-all crime wave. During this one though and fortunately for citizens and transients in that area at the time, particularly from Times Square to Columbus Circle, the power got wiped out when it was still daylight and the streets were still congested enough with vehicles and pedestrians that nothing really crazy or any purge-like mischief occurred on the streets. People were still milling about, some got involved in directing traffic until the NYPD got deployed and even actors and musicians from theaters and Carnegie Hall gathered on the sidewalks to entertain passerby as their shows were shut down.

Council speaker Corey Johnson made like Giuliani on 9/11 and immediately took charge since Mayor de Blasio was making an ass out of himself trying to pitch progressive policies he stole from Bernie Sanders to a handful of people in Iowa. All in all, it was practically a good time had by all who happened to be there. Although it was surely not appreciated by people relaxing or having company in their apartments or trapped in elevators; or commuters stuck on the trains or standing in a virtual schvitz in the subway stations; or tenants in public housing buildings going through another spontaneous shutdown; or patients and doctors in hospitals and even people seriously paying to watch Jennifer Lopez sing and dance at the Garden (maybe the only redeeming thing about the blackout)

But the aftermath was not so swell, as time came to demand accountability from Con Edison, and out came the righteous indignation bloviating from the likes of our Governor and Mayor. Andrew Cuomo got to do his alpha dog thing and condemned the corporate utility, peppering with threats against them by claiming to use another energy company, and Mayor Big Slow came up with blase’ hypothesis of his own after Con Ed’s ambiguous p.r. response for the causes of the blackout. (hey de Blase’, new insult)

Actually, responses. Crazy Con Eddie’s public relations team seem to be taken aback of the isolated region power failure, as they went back and forth trying to explain what triggered the blackout. Their initial assessment derived from a manhole explosion in the Upper West Side then announced that it was a technical glitch at a substation in Hell’s Kitchen while adamantly refusing to consider a grid power overload. It turned out that it was a faulty transfer that caused the explosion of a 13,000 volt cable underground on the Upper West Side. Which they waited 3 days to confirm after they got it right the first time. Three Days. Granted the mayor and governor were right to question the city’s sole energy providers strange ambiguity in divulging this information, as they themselves also rely on this deceptive tactic to mollify their constituents being the hypocrites they are.

A few days after Con Ed’s revelation, their flacks must have got self-conscious and thought that transparency was the way to go in order to ensure credibility with their customers of the five boroughs. So on the day when they finally told the truth about the Broadway blackout and with the weather forecasts predicting temps pushing 100 on the weekend, Con Edward glibly announced/warned that more blackouts would occur. While honesty like this is welcome, it’s dismaying when it’s coming from a billion dollar energy corporation responsible for power maintenance for 24 hours that should always be taken for granted.

Well the weekend came around and on this way hotter and sultry 100 degree Saturday night, Con Ed’s self-fulling prophecy manifested as the sole energy company decided to shut down power grids in Southeast Brooklyn and parts of Southeast Queens overnight and Sunday morning in a preemptive strike to avoid a citywide blackout

The reactions over 30,000 citizens from those selected areas victimized were admirably cynical and appalled. Especially from a woman in Canarsie who justifiably implied and accused the Con of regional discrimination with their disingenuous claims of preserving electricity.

“You’re making us suffer to preserve who?, Who are you preserving? Why are we not important?”

The answer to that can be clarified with pictures. Because they are worth more than a thousand words from Con Ed’s p.r. toady and from the obtuse statements from de Blasio and Cuomo, along with the latter’s abysmal demands.

These are what and who Con Ed and as much as they feign ignorance Your City are intentionally preserving energy for. These are just the obvious ones. On top is Times Square, which is not the Times Square of old, where the most creative living ad was a steaming cup of coffee. Apparently, the Department Of Buildings must have thought that putting 2, 5 and 20 story and about a block wide L.E.D. television screens and having them run every second was just a grand fucking idea. Somehow, while Con Ed was spinning the cause of the blackout for news consumption and with all these literally humongous obvious signs, they did not mention one time that it was a power overload that caused the cable to explode. Not fucking once. Who are they kidding, oh yeah, everyone.

Really tho, these bigger energy devouring monsters than Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man combined. Then you have to factor in the buildings these screens cloak and all the new luxury tower and hotel development in just under 5 years with Hudson Yards and further up the Hudson River side, plus Long Island City, Williamsburgh and Greenpoint, Park Slope and Downtown Brooklyn and imagine all the energy consumed with the A.C.’s on full blast as citizens in Canarsie and Jamaica sweltered in the darkness.

All the strips of those tony areas must be taken into account to, which are filled with high end bars, clubs and restaurants with rooftop access. Surely businesses in the southern part of Brooklyn had to be sacrificed to maintain those aforementioned town’s vibrancy because Con Ed’s intentional energy inequity and austerity shutdown.

A City Council hearing a few weeks ago addressed this concern. Council Speaker Corey Johnson found enough time to stop dancing and leaping in public like an idiot and grilled Con Ed’s representatives by abbreviating some cuss words with his accusations towards them as he other council members feigned righteous indignation as the electric company continued to bounce these questions off. Since none of those questions brought the scenario of an overload for the excessive use of electricity. Since they mostly focused on trying to maintain the infrastructure of the grid instead of the causation of the blackout. Focusing on the feature instead of the bug, which is that the grid cannot handle the energy consumed from these recently built towers and the overwhelming demand of a bigger and denser population residing in them. Which shouldn’t be a surprise because that scenario was never considered when a transformer exploded in Astoria that made the evening sky turn florescent blue last December that resembled the manifestation of Gozer or the return of the Highlander. But Corey was more concerned with the way Con Ed’s reps optics looked in how they were coming off. Yeah, he’s going to be some mayor.

Surely this will continue to happen while our officials dither and don’t probe deep enough in their inquiries and Con Ed will continue to be the city’s lone energy provider and surely fuck up when the next heatwave or extreme weather condition comes. Because with all the technology and actual demand for renewable energy sources and as the city got taller, denser and overpopulated, Con Ed never thought to build a backup power system deriving from solar or wind. Wonder how they are going to handle Google’s expansion and Disney’s new studios on Soho’s west side?

Maybe this is why Con Ed are being glib. Their VP for “government relations” in charge for dispensing this palatable information used to work for the city’s worthless, unnecessary and agency that has long outlived its usefulness except for the wealthy; the Economic Development Coporation.*

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The city got lucky there was no looting, rioting and fucking in the streets during the first blackout and the preemptive second one. Next time, especially if Ed pulls off the latter, people are not going to wait to question why or whom. They are going to demand answers with torches and yellow vests.

Affixing A Hole

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New York is not only famous for being the biggest city in the world (by default, reputation and hype) but it’s also infamous for it’s potholes which manifest from time to time and also notorious for the tardiness to repair them. But decades riding (and at few occasions driving) in this big city of dreams, I don’t think I have ever seen the creative and quarter-assed way Mayor de Blasio’s Department of Transportation has displayed to remediate or even fix these blights on the roads and pavement. Especially with the usage of traffic cones.

Take the header photo of the subway grating. Clearly the hatch door is missing. Either it fell off or some enterprising derelict managed to rip it off and sold it for scrap. Or maybe by a MTA low paid contractor worker.

Despite how hideous and hazardous that looks, it doesn’t remotely compare to what the DOT is enabling or even ordering to temporarily remedy new road hazards on the streets this summer. Like this patch job on Central Park West.

 

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Looks like something went wrong on this road here, which looks like it was milled and repaved not long ago.

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Looking at this, I had thoughts of what else could be down there. Although I am partially glad that it the city affixed this hole, even if a rabbit won’t be able to make it to brunch with the Mad Hatter. Anyone could have rode over it and got a nasty flat or even ruined their wheel. Or maybe fall into another dimension or time. Other concerns I had was some sort of entity (or entities) that would rise from the depths of the netherworld like those shadows in “Ghost” or even worse a hipster version of Chutulu.

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Take a look at that depth, that’s about the size of the standard foot and a half high cone that are frequently used. Usually the safety standard would entail that inverted cone and a few others to surround that hole and obviously for a work order to close the street to repair it. But now the D.O.T., which is ever so busy with other things like shutting down streets for film shoots and helping arrange fun festival weekends barring driving on weekends, is now just looking at these spooky craters and putting a big orange cork in it.

After placing a message on the city’s social media account, the void did get remedied as it got tagged for eventual repair.

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They also stuffed it with what what looks like powdered sugar covered wet paper towels.

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After this I thought for sure the city won’t be stupid enough to be this lazy and careless when the next hole appears. But I stood corrected and beside myself when I saw this asphalt buttplug again in Hell’s Kitchen.

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This one was even worse. Fortunately this hole was actually not much of a danger to cars being that it was pass the crosswalk and away from the lane, but one could easily fall into the abyss walking, skating or riding on it. Especially when your staring at your phone screen like a stupid junkie.

To be fair, the DOT are still applying these orange cones properly for the majority of unsightly road hazards, when the holes are too big to use them as buttplugs.

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Well, sometimes.

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But the de Blasio’s D.O.T.’s shiftlessness is not limited to the lame efforts and solutions to warn citizens of road hazards, it also applies his Department of Environmental Protection for our dilapidated water catch basins. Especially the ones in the perpetually ignored neighborhoods in Southeast Queens.

Like this one here. This fucking wreck in South Richmond Hill has been like this for about a year. There’s suppose to be a big metal thing there on top. It’s a wonder how the city is able to lose parts like that and how mindblowing it is that they don’t immediately replace it.  Supposedly some homeless people or junkies find it (or pry it out themselves) and sell it for scrap too.

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This gives the impression that the city contracted Fred Flintstone’s employer Slate Quarry to renovate it.

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Then there’s this abomination:

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I want to mock this with another cartoon analogy but it’s just too repulsive. Fortunately, it probably will get repaired since it’s on a corner and it’s part of the citywide renovation to make them better for the handicapped.

And isn’t it nice of the de Blasio’s D.E.P. to provide a one legged girder along with a taped orange cone? It’s the equivalent of tying a string on your pinky to remember something.

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It looks like the D.E.P. noticed this too while they were still around town. So they had a spare leg, girder and orange cone to remedy any resident’s worries.

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Surely, this was encouraging that remediation was on the way. But as Staten Island rock heroes Anthrax used to say…NOT!

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Unfuckingbeilievable and rigoddamndiculous. The D.E.P.’s saw fit to blacktop patch the hole and reinforce it with some discarded wood and just removed the leg from the fucking girder and left it there. Yeah, that looks durable, schmucks.

Who knows what 99 cent store inspired dinky fixes this city will to do our slowly crippling infrastructure. Because potholes don’t discriminate.

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Rest assured that these holes will get the standard safety cone buttplug treatment, as it’s now being applied to broken off parking sign poles like this one:

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And citizens, if you see these holes, say something about them. The city’s social media accounts do respond fast. But if results aren’t manifesting fast enough, don’t be shy to be proactive and do it yourself. How hard can it be to shove something in a disturbing looking hole.

The de Blasio D.O.T. standard street apparatuses won’t be hard to find.

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New Bad Days 65: NYPD Declares It’s Too Hot For Crime To Occur Then A Girl Gets Hit By A Stray Bullet And Cops Wind Up Getting Drenched; Gangbanger Shootout Mars Brownsville Block Party Despite Heavy Police Presence; Suckerpunches By Lunatics And Thugs Lead To Fatalities; A Man Walks On The Street Gushing Blood From Getting Slashed In A Barber Shop; Man Pulls A Gun On Cops During Arrest Of A Car Robbery Attempt; Invited Guest Burns Down House And Kills Three People; Two More Cops Commit Suicide; Three More Bike Riders Get Killed; More Pedestrians Are Getting Hit By Cars And Trucks; Shootings Are Up As Well As Reported Stabbings, Muggings, Gang Assaults, Subway Crime, Drunk And Reckless Driving, Robberies, Home Invasions, Car Jackings, Rapes, Gropings And Civilian Suicides.

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During the worst heatwave of the summer, The NYPD sent a social media BULLETIN  announcing that it was too hot for criminal activity. This ill-advised P.S.A. to the city’s worst elements of society was followed with humiliating and tragic consequences.

A few hours after this idiotic missive was sent by N.Y.’s finest, a man was running down the street firing a gun and hit an 11-year-old boy with a stray bullet in East Harlem.

Then in other areas in Brooklyn and Manhattan during the sweltering heat, there seem to be a deranged bucket challenge going on. Men were throwing buckets of water on themselves then on random people. And when cops showed up, the incorrigible men converged on them and threw buckets of water on them. Even in the middle of arresting a man, with one asshole throwing a bucket at a cops head. One woman who confronted cops in a cruiser got hit with gallons of water as she was trying to complain about the incorrigible men. All the cops did was stay inside with the windows rolled up. Another video showed cops getting doused by a gang waiting for them on a street corner while they were on a break drinking coffee. Shockingly, instead of arresting them or calling for backup, all the cops walked away drenched. All the derelict mayor de Blasio did was to chime in that these soakings were unacceptable in an obligatory condemnation tweet on his social media account.

This shocking display of anarchic behavior managed to predictably garner outrage and outlandish hyperbole from police union heads on how the cops are themselves handcuffed from fighting crime.

In contrast to the criticism of these cops on the street by their own reps and peers, there were progressive and liberal people, notably the reputed social justice warriors, making wrongful equivalencies about the stupid and illegal behavior of the water throwers by citing police shootings, brutality and wrongful arrests and searches of Black and Hispanic citizens. And that it was only harmless water. Despite those pressing issues, they had nothing to do with this. There was no civil rights demands being displayed here and it was surely not some act of reparation for all those abuses previously listed that the NYPD dished out. These were cops just responding to calls and in one case in the middle of an arrest and these people were acting like total dicks. You have to have respect for authority, cops are working class people too. (Who also have to strive to afford to live in this city while protecting it).

As for the NYPD response and total lack of it, it seems they took their PSA about the weather being to oppressive to commit crimes too literally and the most obnoxious men from Brownsville and Harlem took advantage of it. Although they did catch up to the water tossers and eventually arrested them.

Unfortunately, the NYPD’s insouciance for these incidents took a turn for the worse the following week…

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In Brownsville, an annual block party event at a city park was disrupted when a gunman was shooting into a crowd and hit 12 people, killing one man.  According to initial reports, a fight broke out between drunken revelers before the gunfire took place and two shooters were involved including the dead victim, who served time for gun possession and was released back in January. He was flashing a piece earlier in the day even though he was still on parole. 30 bullets were found in the playground and a gun in a bag was found stashed behind a tree.

The Old Timers Day block party is a homecoming event and is attended by thousands of citizens every year and also by local elected officials and politicians. The festival also had vendors. Hundreds of cops were deployed that evening for supervision and protection. So where were they when this shooting went down? A police sergeant alleged in an email that there was an order not to enforce action on unruly crowds, which was swiftly denied by the NYPD spokesman. But there’s got to be a reason why two gangbangers felt secure enough to settle their scores with each other by brazenly trying to cap each other at a highly attended and supposedly protected event.

Well if there was a reason not to quell the crowd going by an allegation of a frustrated anonymous cop, it’s led to a fugitive. The shooter(s)/killer(s) are still out there on the streets. It’s sort of ironic that the NYPD pulled out all the stops to hunt down a bunch of obnoxious jerks (with priors) that threw buckets of water and water buckets at them, but they couldn’t find a mass shooter(s) even though there was an army of cops just minutes away from the playground. The latter is what should be really unnerving to the citizenry and especially for all cops.

Also in Brownsville at the Broadway Junction Station, two men engaged in an argument escalated as they started brawling with each other on the mezzanine between the J and L trains, then one slashed his opponent four times, hitting him in the neck, chin and arm.

Again in Brownsville at the Sutter Ave. Station, two women who were arguing with each other on the 3 train got off together and got physical and brawled with each other. As one of the women blasted her foe with pepper spray and then the other woman took out a knife and stabbed her three times, causing her to bleed out and her wounds eventually killing her

In Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, an argument between a man in his 20’s and a 66-year-old man inside a deli escalated when the younger man suckerpunched the elder man from behind, causing him to fall on the pavement as the younger man jumped on top of him and kept pummeling him, causing his victim to wind up in a coma. The attacker, who was dwelling at a homeless shelter, was involved in another fight at that same deli three months earlier and justified his brutality by claiming the older man started the fight by staring at him. The victim died 2 weeks later.

Also in Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, a man was stabbed to death and found lying on the sidewalk.

Again in Prospect-Lefferts Gardens, a man held up a bodega with a kitchen knife and struggled with the cashier as he tried to keep his shirt over his face. The hapless thief got away with $40.

In Bed-Stuy, a 13-year-old girl was shot in the shoulder by a stray bullet at a playground while sitting on a bench. The gunman was released on bail only a few months ago on an assault charge.

Also in Bed-Stuy, a man was stabbed three times on the street and died hours later from his wounds.

Again in Bed-Stuy, two sixteen-year-old boys beat down a man during a drug deal and robbed his wallet and phone after one of them inquired if their victim was gay.

In Sunset Park, a man stabbed a woman and two other people inside her house and casually walked out and drove off in his car. The woman stumbled outside, collapsed on the sidewalk and died.

Also in Sunset Park, a woman riding her bike got run over by a approaching tractor trailer when she swerved into it’s lane to after getting hit by a car door being opened in her path.

Again in Sunset Park, a man went bonkers inside a sneaker store and slashed a man.

And again in Sunset Park, a man held up a bank with a note and made off with $491.

And again in Sunset Park, a man easily robbed a wallet and a cellphone digging into the pockets of a man sleeping soundly on a stoop. The second such robbery in a month.

And again in Sunset Park, a man broke into an apartment and robbed it of $1,200.

Also in Crown Heights, a cop responding to fireworks going off on the street was hit in the head by a liquor bottle that was thrown from a crowd.

Again in Crown Heights, a man walked up to a parked car and shot at two men who were sitting inside, hitting the passenger in the head and the driver in the shoulder, the driver then crashed his car into another car as he tried to drive to a hospital.

And again in Crown Heights, an off-duty school safety officer beat up his girlfriend at her apartment.

And again in Crown Heights, a man was shot in the arm and ass in a drive-by shooting by Prospect Park.

In East New York, a man shot at four people on the street, hitting a man in the chest, another man in the back, another man in the neck and a woman in the shoulder.

Also in East New York, a man walked into a police station armed with a knife and demanded the cops inside to shoot him. A cop tazes him instead. The man was disappointed as he told them he was too chicken to kill himself.

Again in East New York, a drunk driver killed his passenger in his minivan while he was speeding down the street then crashed into a backhoe.

In Cypress Hills, a man was jumped by four men and beaten down as he was leaving a restaurant, one of his attackers smacked him on the head with a frying pan as his accomplices rifled through his pockets and stole his cellphone.

Also in Cypress Hills, a livery cab driver was shot to death and robbed of his vehicle in a  carjacking.

In Carroll Gardens, a twelve-year-old boy was assaulted by a thirteen-year-old boy at Carroll Park who hit him with a piece of metal. Following the attack, the bully threatened his victim on social media by sending him pictures of him holding a bullet in his teeth and other pics of a display of hollow point rounds captioned with threats to his life. The bully is the son of a NYPD lieutenant and has not been charged or even disciplined for his psychotic behavior.

In Mill Basin, a man stuck up a man with a knife and proceeded to beat him down to the ground then robbed his cell phone and $130.

In Prospect Park, three people in their 20’s hanging out in the park at 1:30 in the morning were confronted by two men standing over them and held them up at gunpoint. The men then robbed them of their wallets and cellphones. Somehow these millenial marks were under the impression that they were in the #SafestBigCity in America.

Also in Prospect Park, a man went nutso and jumped in the lake and wouldn’t get out when cops arrived.

In Williamsburg, a man was gruesomely killed after he lost control speeding on his motorcycle and fell off, then was a hit by an approaching vehicle as he was lying down on the road, which severed off three of his limbs.

Also in Williamsburg, a private garbage truck blew a red light and swerved around a street sweeper, causing the driver to lose control of his vehicle as it flipped over and crushed a row of parked cars. That’ll show those car culture bastards for using bike lane space as storage.

In Canarsie, police responding to a domestic violence emergency call caught a man jumping out of a back window of a house. A cop’s gun discharged a shot during the arrest as the man resisted.

Also in Canarsie, a man was shot and killed inside his house.

Again in Canarsie, an off-duty paramedic crashed into an unmarked police car while driving drunk on the Belt Parkway.

In Bushwick, a woman stepping outside to throw out her garbage got stalked by a man who followed her inside her apartment building then threw her to the floor and tried to drag her to the basement to rape her. She was able to fight him off and witnesses were able to scare the deviant to flee.

In Gowanus, a man verbally harassing women in a supermarket parking lot attacked one of them by stabbing her hand as she was going into her car.

In Brighton Beach, a man got suckerpunched by another man on the boardwalk and died the next day.

In East Flatbush,  a woman had her car stolen as she left the keys in the ignition and the motor running while she went shopping. She then lied about having a child in the car so cops could find the vehicle faster.

In Bensonhurst, a construction worker fell through the roof while working at a school under repair.

In Prospect Heights, a cop pointed his gun at citizens who were witnessing and filming on cellphones during an arrest while he had his knee on the suspects head who was detained for robbery and knife possession after he threw a wad of cash into the air. Commissioner O’Neill defended the collar despite how unpretty it was and how similar the method of arrest look to Eric Garner’s.

In Boerum Hill, an undercover cop shot himself in the groin while on-duty in an elevator at the Wyckoff Gardens houses. What the fuck is wrong with #deBlasiosNYPD?

Also in Boerum Hill at the Bergen St Station, a man ripped off 15 feet of copper cable from the trackbed and got arrested for trying to sell it to a scrap dealer in Gowanus. The thief was previously busted a week before for stealing 60 feet of copper from a tunnel near the Dekalb Ave Station.

Again in Boerum Hill, an argument in a bar between a bouncer and a man and woman escalated into a brawl. When an off duty C.O. tried to break up the fight, the man stabbed the C.O. twice in his chest and torso and also stabbed the bouncer.

In Park Slope, a man riding a Citibike on a two-way street crashed into a car while making a u-turn (guess de Blasio is not the only dope from Park Slope). Ensuing bike riders viewed the wrecked piece of shit and continued rolling through the steady red light.

Also in Park Slope,  a woman called a YMCA and made a bomb threat targeting Mayor de Blasio and his love of black people. It turned out she called the wrong place where the derelict mayor spends three hours of city time every morning.

Again in Park Slope, a man broke into a car and robbed two credit cards and proceeded to spend $2,000 with it.

And again in Park Slope, a man riding his bike got his phone slapped out of his hands by an MTA worker multiple times during an argument over getting cut off.

In South Slope, a man broke into a bodega and robbed $1,000 worth of cigarette packs. So if you need some loosies, go to South Slope.

Also in South Slope, a man grabbed a woman’s ass up her skirt and ran away.

In Downtown Brooklyn, a woman got caught smuggling a loaded gun at the Brooklyn Criminal Court building as she was meeting up with a man in central booking awaiting arraignment for a drug charge.

Also in Downtown Brooklyn at the Court St. Station, a man wanted for repeatedly spanking his monkey on the trains was caught by cops jerking off on the platform and tried to run away but got tazed and arrested.

Again in Downtown Brooklyn at the Borough Hall Station, a man spat on a conductor while she was helping a handicapped woman in a wheelchair get on the 3 train.

And again in Downtown Brooklyn at the DeKalb Ave. Station, a metal drip pan fell from the ceiling and hit a man on the platform.

In Kensington at the Fort Hamilton Station, a woman accosted a 64-year-old man on the F train and demanded to give her his phone, then she and two other men beat him up and robbed his phone and also his tool bag and $320. The suspect was also involved in a robbery on the G train when she sprayed a caustic fluid in a woman’s face and robbed her purse with the help of another man.

Also in Kensington, a woman got killed crossing the street when she got hit by car making a right turn. The driver then crashed into another vehicle after hitting her.

In Dyker Heights, a man broke into a pharmacy and robbed a bunch over-the-counter drugs like a drugstore cowboy.

In Greenpoint, a man got hit and killed by a box truck while riding his bike beside it. NYPD determined that the rider was facing the truck when it him. Which brings forth the image of the victim doing a 360 turn for no reason at all or he had the capability of rotating his head like Regan in the Exorcist.

In Brooklyn Heights, a man broke into a car with a wrench and robbed a backpack with $40,000 inside belonging to a construction business owner.

In Homecrest, a man robbed over $4,000 left in a bag inside a seafood delivery truck that was left open.

In Bay Ridge, a woman napping in her car was molested by a man who reached through her window and grabbed her breast.

In Coney Island, a leg and other body parts were found near a jetty on the beach.

Also in Coney Island, a man was found dead and bleeding from a stab wound on the ground behind a Home Depot.

In Midwood, a construction worker got stuck on his crane at a development site as it tipped over from too much weight added to it.

In Fort Greene at the Fulton St. Station, a woman attempted suicide by jumping on the tracks. As the G train arrived, commuters alerted the conductor and he stopped the train, the he got out helped the woman back on the platform.

In Marine Park, a driver crashed his car into a school bus.

And somewhere in #BrooklynLand, following a bust of a major gang in the borough, four boys filmed themeselves playing with guns, shooting bullets from rooftops and from apartment windows and showing them off and loading the clips on the subway

Manhattan

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In the Lower East Side, a man arguing with another man in a barber shop escalated when he left and went back there, locked the door and attacked the man while he was still on the chair and slashed his foe in his neck with a knife. The man then went outside pacing up and down the block with his shirt ripped and bleeding profusely as his attacker got walloped with a fire extinguisher by a patron so he wouldn’t escape.

Also in the Lower East Side, a person shot two NYCHA workers with a BB gun at the Gowanus Houses.

Again in the Lower East Side, a riot broke out in the middle of a throng of fools that were waiting on line to buy limited edition ugly ass sneakers from an integrated promotion by a sugary ice-tea manufacturer and a sneaker corporation after they closed up shop because they ran out of the product they were hyping. Two girls fighting with each other over the kicks led to one of them getting hit with a bottle. Technically these corporations and promoters should be charged for inciting riots for encouraging massive crowded lines to occur while not having enough product to sell.

And again in the Lower East Side at the Delancy St. Station, a homeless man killed himself when he stepped on the third rail while walking in the tunnel.

And again in the Lower East Side, a man got robbed of $2,500 by two men dressed as NYCHA worker uniforms that he let inside his apartment at the Lillian Ward Houses.

Traffic fatalities are up 22 percent this year

In Midtown, a taxi driver veered his car onto the sidewalk and crashed into a building scaffold.

Also in Midtown, a 79-year-old man robbed jewels from the same wholesaler office three times.

Again in Midtown, a man grabbed a woman’s ass as she was waiting on line in a restaurant.

And again in Midtown, a man with his luggage and bags loitering in a bank stabbed a woman in the neck with a hypodermic needle by the ATM machines.

And again in Midtown, three teenage girls accosted a woman on the street and hit her with an umbrella. Then they followed her into a gourmet deli and one of them threw a banana at her and then tried to rip off her purse.

And again in Midtown, a man committed suicide by jumping off a rooftop bar of a hotel after he ordered a drink.

And again in Midtown at the 50th St. Station, an opera singer punched a woman in the chest as she was about to pay her fare.

And again in Midtown, a man got killed crossing the street when he got hit by a car that backed up fast from a double parked space.

In Harlem, a man approached a man hanging with his friends, pushed him against a wall and shot him in his gut.

Also in Harlem, two men sitting on a bench by Central Park got shot at by a man riding a bike, hitting both men in the torso.

Again in Harlem, a 65-year-old man crossing the street was struck by a livery cab driver driving in the wrong direction and was instantly killed. The 71-year-old driver also smashed into another car.

And again in Harlem, a man burned two rainbow flags hanging in front of a restaurant a month after he did it the first time.

And again in Harlem, a man brawling with two men on the street wound up getting stabbed to death.

And again in Harlem at the 125th St. Station, a man grabbed an 8-year-old boy’s butt on the 4 train.

And again in Harlem, a children summer camp run by NYCHA and held at the Jackie Robinson Houses had to be cancelled because the ceiling was dripping with maggots from a bunch of dead rats above it.

And again in Harlem, a woman agitated about being transferred to a co-ed homeless shelter even though she was a domestic violence victim was met with three cops who told her to go with them. Then she got punched in the eye by a cop when she refused.

In East Harlem, a man held up a food delivery man at gunpoint and robbed his e-motored cycle.

Also in East Harlem, two men arguing and fighting in the lobby of an apartment building escalated when one of them pulled out a gun and shot the other man in the chest. The shooter also hit a 67-year-old woman in the leg who was walking by.

Again in East Harlem, a man was shot to death from point blank range while sitting in his SUV.

And again in East Harlem, a off-duty MTA worker got arrested for flashing a gun inside an apartment building.

And again in East Harlem, a man shot two men by the Wagner Houses, killing one and wounding the other.

And again in East Harlem, at the 125th St. Station, a man molested a 14-year-old girl by grabbing her ass on the platform.

And again in East Harlem, a man wearing only underwear shot another man in the face inside and apartment building.

And again in East Harlem, an 11-year-old boy got shot in the leg from a stray bullet by a man running on the street aimlessly firing his gun.

In Hudson Yards, a dead man’s body was found lying on the train tracks with a shovel next to him. Guess the killer just didn’t have the motivation or stamina to bury his victim.

In Times Square at the 42d St. Station, a man committed suicide by jumping in front of the arriving 3 train.

Also in Times Square, a woman got slashed in the face by a man who she was arguing with.

In Herald Square at the PATH station, a 65-year-old man with his arm in a sling got suckerpunched and got beaten down by a man as another man and a woman searched him for cash but found nothing.

In the Upper West Side, a 74-year-old man trying to eat in a restaurant was being vexed by two men who were kicking his chair. Then they ganged up on him by punching him in the face and bashing a chair over his body after the victim told them to stop bothering him.

Also in the Upper West Side, a man and a woman were hit by speeding car as the driver ran the light while they were crossing the street. The man died from his injuries days later and the woman who hit him was involved in a hit-and-run back in May.

In Tribeca at the Franklin Street Station, a man was confronted by a man at knifepoint after he walked down the steps, and after he gave him a few bucks and his cellphones, the mugger still slashed him in the throat.

Also in Tribeca, a taxi cab spontaneously combusted while parked by the curb. No movie or TV shoots were being scheduled at the time.

In Battery Park City, a man walked up to a 73-year-old woman on the street and demanded coitus with her. When the woman sharply told him off, he attacked her and punched her face multiple times and tried to rape her, then stole her purse and ran away.

Also in Battery Park City, a group of ticket hawkers selling fake ferry rides to the Statue of Liberty (when it just goes by it, not to it) were loitering in front of and obstructing pedestrian traffic at the Bowling Green Station were confronted by a woman who asked them to move and was treated with verbal profanities and sexist insults. The woman, who was elected to serve by her district in the State Assembly, approached two cops that were standing nearby doing nothing and remained mute as the hustlers mocked her by telling her that the cops won’t do shit and Mayor de Blasio lets them do what they want. One hustler even flash a PBA card that belonged to his mother.

Again in Battery Park City, a man had his $20,000 watch stolen from him by a woman he met at a niteclub that he took home to his apartment.

In Hell’s Kitchen, a cab driver lost control of his car after being rear ended by another one on the avenue, causing it to jump on the sidewalk and crash into a restaurant, injuring eight people.

Also in Hell’s Kitchen, a man got mugged in his apartment when he mistakenly permitted a stranger to get buzzed in. He got punched in the face when he opened the door and had his cellphone robbed.

Again in Hell’s Kitchen at the Intrepid Museum, a cashier was able to pilfer over $350,000 for 3 years working the registers by reprinting older tickets while pocketing the entrance fees.

And again in Hell’s Kitchen, six men attacked a man while riding a citibike, knocking him then beating him down to the ground then stole his ear sticks, debit card and the citibike. The same gang then knocked off another man off his bike and snatched his satchel and cellphone.

And again in Hell’s Kitchen, a woman was found dead inside the bedroom of her apartment.

In Gramercy Park, a man chased another man on the street and knocked him down from behind, pummeled him on the pavement and robbed him of his phone and $200.

In Washington Heights, a trash bin was set on fire which spread to a vehicle parked next to it.

In Columbus Circle, a man slashed another man in the eye with a Swiss Army knife following an argument.

In the East Village, a cop ran into a man riding a citibike with his patrol SUV because he claimed that the rider ran red lights and refused to stop on his command over the loudspeaker, which witnesses claimed no one heard. The cop then reminded the rider that he only plowed him to ensure his safety.

Also in the East Village, a man shoplifted a keyboard, mouse and a kitchen knife from a department store and threatened other people as he tried to run out. When he got confronted by a store worker, he took his knife and threatened him with it and escaped.

Again in the East Village, a man stalked a woman into her apartment building, then jumped her from behind as she entered her home and threw her to the floor and tried to smother her with a plastic bag. The fiend ran away when her roomate shut her bedroom door.

And again in the East Village, a boom crane broke in half, shredding air conditioners off the side of a building as it fell at the Riis Houses. This NYCHA building is one of the few that are getting renovated with FEMA funding derived from Hurricane Sandy.

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And again in the East Village, a man was murdered from getting shot in the face in the back of an apartment building at the Lillian Wald Houses.

In Penn Station, a man hogging three seats on the A train with plastic bags and a rolling luggage yelled at a man who wanted to sit down. When the straphanger grabbed the luggage to hold on to, the derelict stabbed him on his side four times. The derelict got off at Fulton St. as his victim followed him and alerted a cop he saw at the station. The psycho bum walked all the way to Chinatown until cops recognized him and gave chase. A Samaritin caught him running and got stabbed but was able to stop him for the cops to take him down. Tazing him as he continued to resist.

Also in Penn Station, a man slashed another man in the face after he yelled at him.

In Downtown Manhattan, a man drove his car into concrete barricades in front of the Federal Plaza building and claimed he had a bomb.

Also in Downtown Manhattan, a man spat on a conductor while he was guiding commuters to board the 6 train.

In Soho, a cab driver plowed into a man riding a bike.

Also in Soho at the Houston/Lafayette Station, a homeless man snatched a cellphone from another man’s hand on the F train and got off, then he pushed the man he robbed onto the trackbed. As the lunatic paced up and down the platform, a group of Samaritans kept following and surrounding him so he wouldn’t escape. As the bum tried to flee up the stairs, two men knocked him down and held him.

In Kips Bay, a man committed suicide by shooting himself on the rooftop of an apartment building.

In the West Village, a promotion for a early morning alcohol driven boat ride went haywire when people showed up already loaded and were fighting with security guards so they had to keep the booze cruise anchored. Which wound up pissing off nearly a hundred people who paid 30 bucks to get on board.

A man recently paroled for robbing banks in fancy designer clothes he clearly couldn’t afford, returned to the city and held up and robbed seven more banks, making off with over $10,000.

In Inwood, a brake stop piece weighing 15 pounds fell off the elevated tracks and landed on top of a moving vehicle.

In Union Square, a man that was masturbating in front of a woman on the R train, pursued her as she got off and chased and grabbed her on the stairs and sexually assaulted her.

A woman on the B train lit her extensions on fire.

In the Upper East Side, a man was found dead in a tunnel near the 96th St. Station, he was electrocuted by the third rail. This was announced by the conductor as a smoke condition.

Also in the Upper East Side at the 86th Street Station, a fire ignited under a car of the 4 train, causing acrid smoke to spread and for commuters to evacuate.

Again in the Upper East side at the 86th St. Station, a cop hurt his head when he didn’t see the 6 train coming. Jesus tap dancing christ.

Bronx

In Highbridge, two cops caught a man trying to break into a parked car by smashing the window. When the cops tried to apprehend him, the man kept pleading that his was his car and left his keys inside of it. Then he demanded that they respect his rights all the while psychically struggling with them. As he continued to resist, he threatened to shoot the cops with a 9mm gun he possessed, leading one of the cops to fire his gun in self-defense. The cop then placed the man’s weapon on the car hood and cuffed him. Turned out the skell was recently released from prison 3 months earlier after serving a three decade stint for three armed robberies with a shotgun and was on parole when he decided to steal this car.

Also in Highbridge, two men broke into a woman’s apartment by climbing up the fire escape, and robbed it of over $1,100 and jewelry.

Again in Highbridge, a fire broke out on the fourth floor of an apartment building, injuring 5 residents and 6 firefighters and leaving 15 families homeless. The Bronx is burning again.

In Mount Hope look who’s back breaking the law again while driving like a psycho, the asshole who took advantage of the kindness of people because he was being held in prison for a year because of the exorbitant cost of his bail for a hold up he claimed he wasn’t involved with. He and a goon he was driving with rammed a minivan on the Cross Bronx Expressway that was being driven by a woman with two girls as passengers, and then pursued them as the woman tried to evade them. The two men then boxed them on the street. As the woman was trying to drive away, the goon punched her window and the one time bail reform hero threw a bottle at the vehicle and broke a window.

After the recidivist reckless driver promised to give himself up to the police, he never showed up and now his whereabouts are unknown. Inevitably he will resurface in a car that doesn’t belong to him.

In Morris Heights, a gang of eight men and one woman held up two other men at knifepoint and robbed them of a watch, cellphone, a bookbag and 30 bucks. The man with the knife was riding a Citibike. The rideshare has not expanded to the Bronx yet.

In Kingsbridge, a 64-year-old superintendent confronted a group of men who were loitering outside of his building. Then they collectively and savagely beat him down on the ground and attacked his son.

Also in Kingsbridge, two men riding on a scooter on the sidewalk snatched the chains off of two men in two incidents.

Again in Kingsbridge, a man committed suicide by hanging himself with a belt from a fence in Bailey Park.

In Kingsbridge Heights, two one-year-old twin girls died after being left in the car by their father for hours who forgot they were still there while he was at work.

In Fordham Manor, an idiot was filming himself on social media firing an automatic weapon into the air to impress a woman who was with him.

In Grand Concourse, a man was shot to death on the street after a drug deal went south inside an apartment building.

Also in Grand Concourse, a man and his father confronted a group of men who were blowing up fireworks near their car. Two men jumped the father and his son got stabbed in the back with a broken bottle trying to defend him.

Again in Grand Concourse, a man riding a children’s bike got hit by a bus as it was turning right, leaving him with a head injury.

In Fordham Heights, a boy repeatedly punched a 55-year-old man in the face on a city bus, knocking out eight of his teeth.

Also in Fordham Heights, a woman was found dead and decomposing inside her apartment. She died from getting stabbed twice in the neck.

In Claremont Village, a deli worker got into an argument with a customer, then stabbed him in the arm and ran out of the store.

Also in Claremont Village, a one-month old baby was beaten to death inside an apartment.

In Morrisania, a man murdered his grandmother in her apartment by strangling her with a video game cord.

Also in Morrisania, a man got shot in the stomach after he got approached by two men in front of an apartment building.

Again in Morrisania, a man was shot in the leg on a street corner.

In Mount Eden, a brawl between two men in a bodega spilled out into the street. A man who arrived and tried to break up the fight wound up getting punched by one of them, causing him to fall on his head on the sidewalk. He later died from his injury.

Also in Mount Eden, a woman walking on the sidewalk was confronted by a man who walked beside her and started to harass her. When she refused his advances, he punched her in the face and robbed her cellphone.

Again in Mount Eden, a man sprayed caustic fluid in a bus driver’s face.

In Woodlawn, a man berated two cops on the 4 train with threats and vulgarities while invalidally claiming free expression and justifying it was self-defense to them.

Also in Woodlawn at Van Cordtlant Park, a man punched a horse in the face that was being rode by Parks Police Cop who was monitoring/interrupting a barbeque with other mounted officers. Just like Mongo from Blazing Saddles.

In Allerton at the Pelham Parkway Station, a crazy woman started yelling racist remarks at another woman and then stole her construction helmet and wailed on her head with it.

In Van Nest, a man beat down and knocked eight teeth out of a man inside a city bus.

In Belmont, a man was found dead in the basement of a house from a shot to his chest.

In University Heights, a man was found dead in his bedroom from a shot to his head.

Also in University Heights, a woman was found dead and decomposing inside her bedroom from multiple stab wounds.

In Crotona Park, a man was found dead from a shot in the torso in the basement of a house.

In Olinville, a man was found dead with multiple stab wounds in a stairwell in his apartment building.

In Foxhurst, a man took a baseball bat and destroyed surveillance cameras inside an apartment building.

In the South Bronx, a man got killed on the job at a recycling shop when an excavating bucket he was welding on a bulldozer broke off and fell on him, crushing his body.

Again in the South Bronx at the 149th St. Station, a man grabbed a woman on the platform and pulled down her panties.

In Mott Haven, a woman was found dead on the first floor in a homeless shelter.

In Concourse Village, a man dressed like a construction worker broke into an office door at a chain pharmacy and held up a store employee at knifepoint, shoved him to the floor and robbed $3,000.

Also in Concourse Village, four kids got injured after they got hit by a car that jumped the sidewalk by a hit-and-run driver.

Again in Concourse Village, a man playing dominoes got shot in the back when he got hit by a stray bullet coming from two men shooting their guns at each other on the street in broad daylight.

In Soundview, a man robbed a cab driver of his backpack when he drop him off at his destination. When the cab driver went to chase him to get it back, he left the car in reverse and it ran over and killed him. The thief has been charged with murder.

Also in Soundview, a man was shot twice in the leg and head in front of his house.

In Throggs Neck, a man sexually assaulted three teenage girls and two women in a span of four months.

In Wakefield, a man threw a folding chair at a bus driver, hitting him on the head.

Also in Wakefield, a man was stabbed to death on the street four blocks from his house.

Again in Wakefield, a drunk driver drove into a railyard and on the tracks while following the instructions given to him by his GPS.

In Parkchester, a man shot another man from behind as he was walking, hitting him in the back of the head.

In Olinville at the Gun Hill Rd Station, a man got stabbed in the neck by a woman during a fight with another man on the staircase.

In Hunts Point, two men were shot at in front of a house as three men fled the scene.

In White Plains, a man broke into the visiting teams locker room at an arena football game and stole $3,000 while the their were still playing the game. $1,000 was also stolen in the dance team’s locker room in a prior burglary.

In Fordham Manor, a man wanted for robbing jewelry off three women in Ridgewood for three months after he offered to clean it for them, swiped a $500 ring from a 94-year-old woman.

And a Bronx woman was convicted for various burglaries she committed when she would look up obitituries of people who died then would raid the deceased house and steal jewelry while the relatives were at their funerals.

Queens

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In East Elmhurst, a man intentionally set a house on fire by dousing the kitchen with gasoline and igniting it by turning on the stove. A man, 6-year-old and himself got burned to death and a mother and her baby were in critical condition. The family offered the man to stay at their home because he was currently homeless, but he snapped and argued with them when they demanded he leave because they found out some things about him and felt that their kids weren’t safe with him around. It turned out that he was arrested for filing a false report on his ex-boyfriend about hiring four men to beat him down, which led to him being kicked out of an apartment in Fordham Heights. The mother died from her sustained injuries a month later.

In Long Island City at the 23rd St./Court Sq. Station, a man was nearly killed when a plywood wall collapsed on top of him from a tidalwave of rainwater from a recent storm pushed him across the platform and almost to the tracks as the G train. The shoddily built wall was placed there by a developer and his contracting construction firm for another hideous supertall glass luxury tower.

Also in Long Island City at the 45th Road Station, a man took his cellphone and took a picture of a woman’s crotch on the 7 train.

Again in Long Island City, a man stole a shuttle bus left unattended and drove it all the way to Kew Gardens.

And again in Long Island City, a man pleaded a woman to help him by claiming he fell off his bike and then he grabbed her breasts. When the woman got home and went to sleep, she awoke in the early morning hours and saw him standing over her, leading her to scream and the deviant to escape through the second floor window.

And again in Long Island City at the Queens Plaza Station, a man punched another man in the face on the R train.

In Floral Park, a Hindu priest was confronted by a man who yelled xenophobic remarks at him, then hit him over the head with an umbrella and repeatedly punched him.

In Jackson Heights, a man was shot in the head in the middle of the street.

Also in Jackson Heights at the Roosevelt Ave. Station, two men arguing with each other on the platform escalated when one of them threw a wrench at the other, but missed and hit and injured a 64-year-old woman sitting on a bench.

In Elmhurst, during a party being attended by off-duty correction officers, a woman punched two other women in the face outside a niteclub following an argument between them in a bathroom over a man.

Also in Elmhurst and Jackson Heights, a man burglarized six homes in broad daylight by going through the windows and pushing the air conditioners inside.

Again in Elmhurst, a fire engulfed the fifth floor of an apartment building, killing one man and injuring 4 other residents.

In Far Rockaway, a man grabbed a woman from behind as she was walking on the street and ripped off her clothes and tried to rape her, but she was able to fight back causing him to flee. Cops caught up to the deviant and arrested him.

In Jamaica, a dead man was found rotting and covered with maggots inside a junk hoarded and tacky painted and graffiti covered abandoned bus that he lived in.

Also in Jamaica, a man got beaten down and robbed of his cellphone by four men on a city bus.

Again in Jamaica, a 67-year-old man was killed inside a restaurant he worked at when he got caught on a malfunctioning dumbwaiter that dragged him up to the sidewalk. At 67, you should be able to retire and live in dignity instead of still working menial jobs to get by, but it’s fucking NYC.

And again in Jamaica, a man riding a motorized scooter was chased then hit by an unmarked police car and was beaten down by the cops as they were arresting him for traffic infractions and marijuana possession. Both offenses which are only supposed to be enforced with tickets.

In South Jamaica, a 76-year-old woman was hit by a stray bullet that blasted through her back windshield as she was sitting in her car. The shot emanated from a rumble in a parking lot where teenage boys were fighting with each other.

In Springfield Gardens, a man riding his bike home from a nearby store got shot to death on the street where he lived.

In South Ozone Park, a man attempted to murder a woman in her house but his gun got jammed and he ran away. He then shot at a man when he tried to rob his e-motored cycle in front of a restaurant in Richmond Hill and held up a man at gunpoint in Jamaica and robbed him of his cellphone and $7,000.

In Far Rockaway, a woman was hit by an ambulance as she was crossing the street.

In Glendale, three men jumped an 11-year-old boy riding his bike on the street and pushed him off it and stole it.

In Ridgewood, a man held up a bank with his hand in his shirt and robbed it of $430.

Come on!

Also in Ridgewood, a police car with two auxiliary cops inside was speeding down the avenue then whizzed through a red light even though a van was passing by with the green light. As the van nicked the patrol car, the driver lost control of the vehicle then hopped onto the sidewalk and hit a woman.

These bozos must have trained at the Lt. Frank Drebin Driving School.

The NYPD should give a contract to the John Houseman Driving School for Teens instead.

Also in Ridgewood, a man attempted to crawl into a woman’s apartment through her bedroom window at 5 in the morning.

In Astoria, a woman got shot in the face on the street by a hoodie cloaked man and survived it.

Also in Astoria, a woman got critically injured in a two car collision.

Again in Astoria, a man got into an argument inside a deli with a woman. When the owner/manager came out to confront him, the man hit him in the face with a power drill and knock some of his teeth out and ran away.

And again in Astoria, two men broke into three homes through the back windows and robbed one of them of $77,000 in jewelry.

And again in Astoria, a man got beat down to the ground by an app-food delivery guy who punched his face as his two friends kicked him after he refused his request to send his food to his door.

And again in Astoria, a man held up another man on the street at knifepoint and robbed his phone.

In Howard Beach, a man who arranged a date with a woman on a social media app got greeted by three men behind a building instead and ganged up on him, beat him down and forced him to drive to a bank and withdraw money for them. The victim gave them 300 bucks and they threw his phone in the trunk and split.

In Woodside, a man held up a 62-year-old man at gunpoint and robbed his cellphone, then shot him in his leg.

In St. Albans, a man stabbed another man to death on the block where he lived.

In Arverne, a construction manger checking up on a building development died when a wall collapsed on him.

Also in Arverne, a man got burned on his leg when the e-motored cycles charger engine exploded after he broke it open to avoid paying.

In Whitestone, an argument between two men inside a chain pharmacy escalated when of the men stabbed the other man in the shoulder.

In Flushing, a man hit a restaurant worker in the head with a teapot because his order was taking too long.

Also in Flushing, a man broke into a home just to jerk off in a ladies shoe.

Again in Flushing, a man was found dead inside a parked car by a race track.

And again in Flushing, a man walked into an adult day care center and robbed it of $1,500.

In Corona, a 72-year-old man got killed crossing the street when he got hit by a car.

Also in Corona, a traffic cop saved two people who were squatting inside a house that went on fire.

In North Corona, a man banged on the door of and barged into a 74-year-old woman’s apartment, hit her with a bottle and dragged her into the bedroom and fondled her.

In Ozone Park, a home was raided by ATF agents for explosives and firearms possession and alcohol and cigarette tampering. So the government sent the right people for this.

In Middle Village, a baby was found inside a car on a hot day turned out to be a doll. The second time that lame gag has been done in a month at the world’s borough. At least it wasn’t determined to have a time of death this time.

On the Triboro Bridge, three men were pulled over by an MTA officer after he spotted their car cutting 3 lanes of traffic. Then the driver hit the gas and headed towards a ramp going onto Randall’s Island then crashed into a wall. The men then lept over the railing onto the island ground were they wound up getting arrested for possession of pot and oxycodone.

In Bayside, two men broke into a house through a window and robbed $90,000 in cash and jewelry following a two month burglary spree where they broke into five other houses in broad daylight.

In Woodhaven, a man got hit by a car while he was riding his bike on the crosswalk.

Also in Woodhaven, a man got killed by a hit-and-run-driver while he was crossing the boulevard.

Again in Woodhaven, a man walked up to two traffic cops and sprayed bottled water on them.

In Ozone Park at the 80th Street Station, a man committed suicide by jumping in front of the arriving A train. Before he killed himself, he dropped his backpack on the platform and a few things fell out, causing a cop to panic as he yelled it was a bomb. This led the NYPD to send a bomb squad unit decked in full hurt locker gear to defuse it as everyone including cops in the area to duck and cover. Turned out it was an umbrella and a thermos. Idiots.

In Fresh Meadows, a man got killed while riding his motorcycle as an unlicensed drunk driver cut him off and crashed into him on the L.I.E.

In Kew Gardens Hills, a drunk driver crashed into a utility pole, knocking it down and other poles like dominoes.

In Little Neck, a man attempting to break into a house got nailed by the cops and was also found with a loaded gun.

In Queens Village, an 85-year-old woman attempting a u-turn in her SUV crashed into a tree then backed up into a tree trimming truck, causing it to tip over and fall to the sidewalk, leaving a man injured.

Staten Island

In Eltingville, a man on two occasions dropped his shorts and took a shit in front of the same house. He would then pull his shorts back up and turn around and admire his work. The homeowner attempts to file a complaint with her local police pct. turned out to be futile.

In West Brighton, a 17-year-old boy riding a bike with his friends got hit and killed by a tow truck after he ran the red light and stopped too late.

At the Staten Island Mall, two gangs of teenage and tween girls swarmed and beat down other girls in five separate incidents while filming the ultraviolence on their phones and posting it on social media.

In Clifton, an unlicensed driver got pulled over in his fancy luxury car by cops, then hit the gas and drove into a fence.

In Graniteville, a man trying to shoplift a can of very horrible malt liquor in a “gourmet market” got stopped by a worker who told him to put it back. Then the man put his fist to the workers face multiple times.

Also in Graniteville, a man got caught by cops with a loaded gun during a domestic dispute invesigation at his house.

In St. George, a man who rode the bus without paying was greeted by two transit officers when he got off. Then the farebeater refused to show I.D. and assaulted both of them and ran.

In New Springville, a man attempting to shoplift headphones from a department store got caught by a worker. Then the man took out a hammer and swang it at him and ran out.

In North Shore, a man was busted with 6 kilos of meth during a street shakedown.

In Richmondtown, a cop committed suicide by shooting himself at his home. He was recently promoted to sergeant.

New Bad Days 63: Woman Gets Robbed And Raped With Family And Friends In Her Home; Lyft Driver Gets Wailed On By A Man With A Tummyache; Paranoid Commuters Nearly Cripple Each Other Fleeing From Presumed Gunfire In The Subway; A Douchebag Stole A Subway Train Master Key And Caused 740 Delays In Two Months By Pulling Emergency Cords; A Serial Killer From Florida Gets Caught On The L Train; A Dumb Broad Falls Off The Roof While Taking Photos With Her Obnoxious Roommates; A Drunk Driver Knocks A Building Down; Teenage Kids Assemble And Mug Random Women In A Park, Random Men On The Street, Rob Restaraunts And Harass Elderly People And Beat Up A Fireman; Homeless Men Make A Sty On The 2 Train; Violence And Blight On The Subways And Shootings At Public Housing Go Up As Well As On The Streets Along With Stabbings, Burglaries, Muggings, Reckless Driving, Child Molesting, Sexual Touching, Domestic Violence And Home Invasions In The Safest Big City…And Governor Cuomo Has Made Gravity Knives Legal To Carry.

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Queens

In Little Neck, two men burst into a house and held up a woman at gunpoint in front of her mother, daughter, nanny and friends then dragged around her around the house looking for cash and took turns raping her after finding the money, they robbed her of a total of $9,800 and drove away in a Mercedes Benz along with an accomplice who acted as a lookout.

 

In South Jamaica, a man burned his three year old daughter to death by leaving her in his car and setting it on fire with gasoline after being permitted weekend visitations by a judge. The bastard managed to set himself ablaze during the murder and jumped into a nearby pond to extinguish himself.

Also in South Jamaica, a cop got hit by a car with bogus plates when the driver hit the gas after he got pulled over. The driver and his accomplice ditched the car and fled but eventually got pinched.

Again in South Jamaica, a man brutally beat up his girlfriend with a cutting board then stabbed her to death in his apartment.

In Jamaica, a man tried to grab a three-year-old girl who riding a scooter beside her mother. Running away from the mother and samaritans who were trying to stop him, he ran into a house and held a 61-year-old woman at knifepoint then ran out the front door as cops were waiting to arrest him.

Also in Jamaica, a man crashed his car into a line of parked vehicles and died from his injuries.

Again in Jamaica, a man who was threatening to kill his wife during a domestic dispute was found to be in possession of 12 other guns during his arrest.

And again in Jamaica, a man pulled over by cops jumped out his car and shot at them three times and got away on foot.

In Flushing, man coming out of a karaoke bar got attacked from behind by another man who robbed his necklace and earring.

Also in Flushing, a man crashed his car into a sushi restaurant.

Again in Flushing, two men broke into a house and robbed two grand in cash.

And again in Flushing, two men wearing wigs and and one wearing a bike helmet armed with a shotgun held up a social club and robbed six men of $4,700 cash and their cellphones.

In Elmhurst at the Grand Ave. Station, a man got jumped from behind as he was walking down the stairs and got hit in the head while trying to fight back.

Also in Elmhurst at the Elmhurst Ave. Station, a man walking between cars on the R train slipped and fell under, causing his foot to be severed and the mutilation of his other body parts.

And again in Elmhurst, a man attempting to board a city bus without paying punched the driver in the face and fled.

In Corona, a man accosted a 12-year-old girl and exposed himself and jerked off when she walked over to his car when he called her. The perv was on parole after serving time for robbery.

Also in Corona, a woman got killed when she got hit by a car while crossing the street.

Again in Corona at the Junction Blvd. Station, a man pressed his genitals on a 15-year-old girl as she was napping on the 7 train.

In Sunnyside, a man and woman broke into a storage room at a electronics dept. store and robbed $14,000 worth of merchandise.

Also in Sunnyside, a man ripped off the front of an ATM machine and robbed it of an undetermined amount of cash.

In Ridgewood, a woman robbed 15 packages from a mailroom inside an apartment building.

Also in Ridgewood, a fire engulfed and burned down a two-story house.

Again in Ridgewood, a man ran up to another man on the street and punched his face, and robbed him of his cellphone and 5 bucks.

In Jackson Heights, a man got critically injured when he got hit by a car while jaywalking in the middle of the boulevard.

Also in Jackson Heights, a man robbed a bank of over $2,900 by handing the teller a note saying he had a gun. The next time that happens, the teller should tell the perp to draw it. On the note.

In Richmond Hill, a scumbag pharmacist and his rotten assistant were busted filling fake prescriptions of oxycodone and unlabeled bottles of the opioids that wound up being sold on the black market and on the street.

Also in Richmond Hill, a cop pulled over a vehicle that was reported stolen and tried to get at the thief by smashing the drivers window with his gun, which he wound up dropping enabling the thief to drive away. The perp abandoned the vehicle and fortunately for the cop, his government issued weapon.

In Queens Village, a woman threw a bottle at cops by a car wash and then pulled out a knife, leading to one of the cops to shoot her in the abdomen. Although wounded she ran away. She was tazed as the cops were trying to arrest her while she was still holding the knife.

In Astoria, a man got into an argument with six other men while he was watching a baseball game, then one of them slashed him in the face with a box cutter and the other psycho pulled out a gun and fired random shots at a playground.

Also in Astoria, a man injured his head when he crashed into a car while speeding on his moped.

Again in Astoria, a cretin placed thumbtacks in tree beds causing injuries to dogs doing their daily bodily excretions.

And again in Astoria, a man was jumped by a gang of men and beaten down inside a 7-11 and cut in three parts of his body with a broken bottle.

And again in Astoria, a man appearing ill ordered an app-hail driver to take him to a hospital along with his mother. When the driver wasn’t going fast enough for the man, he criticized his driving and cursed him out which led the driver to politely warn him that he will refuse to drive him there. The man then wails on him with punches from the back seat and slugged him in the face a few more times through the open drivers window and walks away with his mom. (Check out the end of the video with the effusively charming guy soliciting likes and related videos immediatly after the drivers horrified reaction to what he went through)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In Ozone Park at the 104th St. Station, a man committed suicide by jumping in front of the arriving A train.

Also in Ozone Park, a grocery store owner was arrested for setting fire to another store in East New York because of their lower prices.

In Maspeth, two workers at a Mickey D’s got into an argument escalated into one of them getting slashed on his arm.

In Rego Park, a man stalked a woman to her apartment building and failed to snatch her handbag and ran away.

In Glendale, a man broke into a garage and robbed a set of tools worth $800.

In Long Island City, a 93-year-old woman got killed when she got hit by a car crossing a street by the exit ramp of the Queensboro Bridge.

Also in Long Island City, a man and a woman broke into a storage room of a Best Buy in middle of the afternoon and robbed $14,000 worth of cellphones.

Again in Long Island City, a man walked into a deli and stabbed a customer in his torso.

And again in Long Island City, a gunman fired shots at a strip club and hit a bouncer in the leg and shoulder and ran away with an accomplice.

In Far Rockaway, a man at a deli with his girlfriend who won 100 bucks playing the lottery got killed when a man he argued with at the door walked up to him and stabbed him in the neck.

Also in Far Rockaway, an 84-year-old woman died in a fire in her apartment at a NYCHA building.

In Averne, a man brawled with an Human Resources Agency officer at a SNAP center and ran away.

In Edgemere, a dead man washed ashore on the beach.

In Oakland Gardens, a brawl between two groups of kids on the street spilled into a nearby gas station and they attacked the workers inside, hitting one with a metal pipe. They then sprayed the delinquents with a hose to get rid of them but they returned with other weapons then fled when they heard the cops coming.

In Rosedale, a woman going through a divorce committed suicide by setting herself on fire behind her house.

In Springfield Gardens, a man pulled a gun in the middle of the street and fired it 8 times and ran away smiling.

In Middle Village, a man beat up a 66-year-old man inside his apartment.

In Kew Gardens at the Jamaica Ave/Van Wyck Station, a man committed suicide by jumping in front of the arriving E train. The body was found in the west tunnel from the train dragging it.

In the Midtown Tunnel, a man loaded on coke and pot drove in the wrong lane and crashed into a vehicle heading towards him.

On Rikers Island, an inmate punched a correction officer in the face. Certainly if he was imprisoned in a tower prison in Kew Gardens or Mott Haven, this would have never happened.

Despite legislation being drawn up for the legalization of marijuana and it being either deciminalized or legalized in 20 other states and up north in the entire nation of Canada, Queens is tops in pot possession arrests and 93% are of Black and Puerto Rican people.

Manhattan

In Herald Square, a fight between two men on the F/B/D/M escalated when the sound of a gunshot went off (or not) and led to mass hysteria as it caused commuters on the trains and platform to panic and mass into a stampede trying to flee the station, collectively losing their shit and leaving their stuff behind from strollers to venti cups.

Expectedly, the cops dispatched to the scene to detain the brawling men claimed that there was no gun and it was some undetermined noise that “startled some people”. Some people, like a screaming horde of thousands of people running for their lives to get above ground. The blue wall of insouciance grows higher and higher.

In Midtown, a former cop fired from the force for lying about drug busts and on probation sexually violated a woman in his car as she slept and assaulted her as she was trying to escape.

Also in Midtown, a woman with her husband and their child in a stroller accused a man of jerking off on the 6 train which the man vehemently denied then they all engaged in an argument that escalated when the husband grabbed him has he tried to run away. Which led into a brawl at the 59th St. Station between them and the woman stabbing him in the shoulder with a knife, compelling him to flee across the tracks to the other platform. Who was watching the kid during this fracas?

Again in Midtown, a man riding an electronic scooter brush by a man on the sidewalk. When the man argued with him about nearly hitting him, the scooter douche stabbed him with a boxcutter.

And again in Midtown, a man lured a makeup saleswoman to his hotel room with the impression that his wife will buy her products, then he emerged from the bathroom naked and pounced her on the bed and sexually assaulted her and tried to rip her clothes off.

And again in Midtown at the Bryant Park/42nd St. Station, a man got stabbed in the face and stomach after arguing with two other men over money on the D train.

And again in Midtown, a big ass charter bus parked on the street caught on fire.

And again in Midtown, a police officer comically crashed his motor scooter into a patrol car.

In Hell’s Kitchen, a man broke into two apartment buildings and robbed 28 grand worth of electronics, handbags and jewelry and also broke into an apartment in the East Village and stole 2 laptops and other merchandise totaling $6,500.

Also in Hell’s Kitchen, a woman stabbed a pizzeria worker in the stomach after she and a man she was with were attempting to steal a handbag from a customer.

Again in Hell’s Kitchen, a man grabbed a woman’s thigh who was waiting on line for coffee and jumped over the counter and sexually molested two baristas at a chain cafe.

In Harlem, a man and woman pushed a 90-year-old man against the wall of an in apartment building elevator and robbed his wallet containing $300. They then got hungry and spent some of his money at Burger King.

Also in Harlem, a 15-year-old boy was shot to death on the courtyard at the St. Nicholas Houses in a gang-related attack.

Again in Harlem, a woman and her four children were killed in a fire in their apartment of a NYCHA run building. A man was also killed in another apartment during the blaze. Fire was caused by a stove that was left on.

And again in Harlem, a man got killed when he got hit by a car making a turn as he was crossing the street.

And again in Harlem, a city bus converted into a shuttle bus went into flames while parked on the curb.

And again in Harlem, a high school basketball coach was arrested for his participation in an oxycodone drug dealing ring.

And again in Harlem, a woman yelling on the 6 train was found in possession of a air-pistol.

In East Harlem, a man shot a man to death and wounded his ex-girlfriend in her apartment.

Also in East Harlem, an unlicensed driver rammed his car into an ambulance in the intersection causing it to crash into a streetlight post.

In the East Village at the 1st Avenue Station, a man wanted for the murder of an elderly man in Miami, Florida was caught coming off the L train by transit cops and brawled with one before getting arrested. He copped to committing six other murders in his home state. Imagine this guy bunking in a homeless shelter.

The other good thing about this serial killer’s arrest is that it was made possible because of Cuomo’s autocratic decision to keep the L train running during the renovation of the Canarsie tunnel. So if Andys’ Lpocalypse Project inevitably fucks up, we’ll always have this to look back on.

Also in the East Village, during a $10 cover charge party attended by 300 teenagers in a basement of a NYCHA building, a person threw paint and acidic liquid from above on the courtyard, burning 10 kids.

Again in the East Village, a man broke into an apartment and robbed 6 grand worth of property.

In the West Village at the West 4th St. Station, a woman was jumped from behind then raped by a man on the stairwell at 3:40 a.m.

Also in the West Village, a man on parole after serving time for murder got caught trying to steal a man’s identity to cash a check at a bank.

Again in the West Village, a man pulled a knife on a custodian and robbed speakers from a shared workspace office.

And again in the West Village at the 14th Street Station, a truant threw a bitty firecracker on the F train as the doors were closing which later caused commuters to freak out collectively thinking it was a gunshot as they all barreled into the next car. As the train arrived at the 23rd St. Station, a stampede ensued the second the doors opened.

Station Transit President Andy Byford condemned the delinquent act while standing in front of podium and curtain backdrop shilling the OMNY card.

In the Lower East Side, cops noticed an unoccupied SUV that was reported seen at the shootout between cops and a man in Washington Heights in April. When they waited for the man to return he sat in the car and refused to cooperate with them during questioning and pulled a gun on them, leading one cop to shoot him with a tazer as his partners pulled him out of the vehicle. The man is claiming innocence and the cops account of the incident claims that he pointed a gun at two of them during the struggle. A later story reports that the suspect was inquiring why he was being stopped and he was using his phones Siri function to call his wife about his situation and then the cops swarmed on him. This is starting to look like it’s going to cost taxpayers another six figure settlement. …Oh my fucking god.

Also in the Lower East Side, a man stabbed another man in the back three times following an argument with him.

In Central Park, a man committed suicide by hanging himself with a plastic bag over his head under an archway.

Also in Central Park, an off-duty fireman was found sitting in car loaded on booze.

In Kips Bay, a stupid woman fell five stories off the roof as she was taking pictures and miraculously survived only with a few broken bones and a fractured pelvis by landing on an air conditioner and garbage cans in a alley following another obnoxious raucous rooftop party she threw with her roommates.

Also in Kips Bay at the 28th St. Station, a homeless man on the tracks got killed when he tried to get back on the platform and then he got hit by the arriving 6 train.

Again in Kips Bay, a man climbed the wall of a church and entered through a skylight and robbed it of a candle stand and 50 bucks. This guy is like another lame version of Venom.

And again in Kips Bay, a man abducted a bodega cat.

In Gramercy Park, a 73-year-old woman was attacked from behind by a man who snatched her purse then punched her face and knocked her over.

In Harlem, a private carting garbage man was held up at gunpoint as he was hauling trash and robbed of his wallet.

In the Upper East Side, a man on a scooter snatched a purse off an 86-year-old woman and dragged her on the sidewalk.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also in the Upper East Side, seven kids were harrassing and menacing an elderly couple on the sidewalk by cursing at them and riding their bikes around them. An off-duty fireman walking with his girlfriend intervened and told them to stop bothering them then one of the little shitty rascals suckerpunched him in the head, causing him to fall on the sidewalk and lie there bleeding. The brat busted in the beatdown previously punched a worker at a 7/11 when he caught him stealing cookies after he was released by a judge for youthful offender status for a home invasion robbery and assault of a 68-year-old woman.

Again in the Upper East Side, an elderly man crashed his SUV into two parked cars.

And again in the Upper East Side, a man sat next to 16-year-old girl on the F train and put his filthy hand on her thigh and kept rubbing it until he got off at the 63rd St./Lexington Ave Station.

And again in the Upper East Side, a trust fund baby and wannabe rapper attacked and beat his father with a ruler in his luxury apartment.

And again in the Upper East Side, some boob spilled 25 gallons of lye on the street, causing injuries to one person.

In the Upper West Side, 19 luxury cars were robbed of their rearview mirrors in a 2 month crime spree. The plundered items are worth up to two grand and contain cameras inside of them.

Also in the Upper West Side, a brawl between students outside a charter school after a girls basketball game led to an assistant coach getting stabbed and the principal did not even notify parents or call the cops about the melee’. The school has a high truancy rate of absence. This is a charter school.

Again in the Upper West Side, a physically ill man committed suicide by jumping from the 15th floor of a luxury tower.

In Chelsea, a man smashed another man in the head with a glass during a fight over a chair inside a bar.

Also in Chelsea, a man got robbed of his $40,000 watch and 25 large in cash by two women he hooked up with at a bar and brought home to his apartment. The ladies pulled the heist off by slipping him a Mickey.

Again in Chelsea, two cops in the midst of cuffing a man for causing a disturbance on a street corner were attacked by an off-duty corrections officer who tried to break up the arrest.

And again in Chelsea, a man feigning to work for Con Ed swindled an elderly man into buying a pre-paid card and gave the conman the ID number enabling him to spend over 7 grand using it.

And again in Chelsea, two drunk women decided to share a motor scooter and crashed it in the middle of the street.

In Union Square, a man walloped another man with a crowbar on a street corner.

Also in Union Square, a 76-year-old man going to his car got killed when a box truck ran over him while backing up.

In Times Square, a massive and garish eyesore LED billboard spontaneously combusted.

In Tribeca at the Chambers St. Station,a woman got stabbed by another woman during a fight on the A train.

Also in Tribeca at the Chambers St. Station, a man who claimed of being beaten up on the A train in a “hate crime” was found to be lying about it as witnesses said he was drunk and spitting on commuters.

In Soho at the Canal St. Station, a 16-year-old girl was caught with a loaded gun that slipped out during a fight with another commuter on the A train.

Also in Soho, a man shot two men after fighting with them in front of a nightclub and ran away. Where is the night mayor?

Again in Soho, a man shoplifted over $1,000 worth of merchandise from a fancy winter clothing designer store.

In Grand Central, an elderly man fell onto tracks and got hit by an arriving train yet survived.

Also in Grand Central, a homeless man walking in the tunnel got killed by the S train.

In Morningside Heights, a gang of teenage girls are involved in a month-long crime spree in the park, as a woman got suckerpunched and robbed of her phone, another woman got beat down by them when she wouldn’t give them her cell phone, and surrounding and beating up a teenage girl and robbed her purse. They followed this rampage with beating down a gay rights activist and concluded their spree with beating a woman up with a stick before they finally got arrested.

In Washington Heights, a man groped an 10-year-old girl on a city bus.

In Greenwich Village, a man has been robbing laptops from unaware customers at restaurants during the afternoon hours since last September.

Also in Greenwich Village, a man set his apartment ablaze when his lame electric unicycle exploded while being charged.

In Tribeca, a woman got hit by a drunk driver in a rental car who hit her on the curb as she was about to cross the street and demolished her foot causing it to be amputated.

In Noho, a man broke into a cellphone store looking like a reject from a netflix marvel comic show and left with nothing after failing to break open the cash register.

In Little Italy, a woman got killed by a cab driver who hit her while making a left turn as she was crossing the street.

In Downtown Manhattan, six female correction officers were found to be molesting womprisoners while conducting illegal strip searches on them in the Tombs.

Also in Downtown Manhattan at the Criminal Court Building, two female court officers engaged in a brawl outside the women’s locker room and then spilled out into the hallway. These ladies don’t play.

Again in Downtown Manhattan, a dead woman was found floating in the East River by the Brooklyn Bridge.

And again in Downtown Manhattan, two teens walked up to a man talking on his cellphone and one of them snatched it out of his hand and they ran away, a week later the duo ordered an app-hail ride and brought two girls with them and assaulted the driver and robbed his cellphone in Greenwich Village.

In the Financial District, where there a plans for an entrepreneur to open up a theater called “Sleep no more” that is getting resistance from residents, a drunk ass man passed out and laid face down on a pile of garbage.

It actually does look cozy…

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In Chinatown, a man leaped over the fence of a Buddhist temple and destroyed a statue.

Also in Chinatown, a man armed with a kitchen knife leaped over the counter at a pizzeria and robbed the register. He did the same thing a day later in the Lower East Side when he held workers at another pizzeria at knifepoint, stealing $500 from both of them. He then trekked to Bed-Stuy with his cutlery and held up a deil with it and robbed it of 20 bucks.

In Inwood, an off-duty fireman beat up his girlfriend in his apartment.

In Washington Square Park, a giant limb fell off a diseased tree and fell on a woman, fracturing her skull and spine. It was last pruned and inspected almost 2 years ago. Great job NYC Parks.

At the Port Authority Station, five train lines experienced elongated delays because MTA workers had to find somewhere else to take a shit because their stations toilets were broken.

A lunatic 23-year-old man robbed a transit master key and used it to access the trains to cause disruptive mischief by pulling emergency cords on the 2 and 5 trains causing long delays for two months on 740 trains without anyone knowing why or who did it, including the fucking MTA. He would also hop on the trains from the rear to access the cabins (sometimes the doors were left open) and surf on the side of the cars by holding on to doors like a lizard. The mass transit reprobate is now free again because his mom paid his $5,000 bail, which his defense found was unjustifiably high because he was, ahem, “villainized” by the mass coverage of the mayhem he caused which he still remorselessly reveled in doing.

And a man was feeding a rat chinese food as if it was a cute little baby on the 2 train.

Brooklyn

In East New York, a man was sneak attacked by a gang of five boys as one of them slashed him on the head as the rest of them beat him down to the concrete and robbed his wallet. After leaving their victim with a deep head wound, the little droogies went to McDonalds and used one of his credit cards to spend $200 on food for their savage victory dinner and used it again at a Dunkin Donuts and spent seven bucks for dessert and coffee.

Two disturbing takes of this savagery were made by both the mother of one of the perps arrested and even by the victim. The mother claimed that they were not bad kids and the victim mused that it was unfortunate that the parents of the kids that beat him down weren’t also arrested, echoing presidential candidate Kamala Harris’s program to arrest the parents of students who cut class.

Also in East New York, a man was shot to death and two other were wounded by a gunman who fired shots at a bbq party in a playground at the Pink Houses.

Again in East New York, two men were shot at on a street corner.

In Prospect Park, a gang of five boys jumped a 17-year-old boy, slugged him in the head and robbed him of his backpack containing his cellphone and $4,000 laptop and are also suspected of ganging up on another boy and robbing his cellphone and another boy for $8.

In Sunset Park, three men surrounded a man on the street and pulled guns on him. They then punched him in the face and robbed his phone and $7,800 in cash.

Also in Sunset Park, a man shoplifted three chainsaws from a hardware store and drove away with an accomplice.

In Bushwick, a man attacked a woman at the Myrtle-Wyckoff Ave Station who wouldn’t give him a free swipe for the fare, so he jumped her from behind on the platform, shoved her to the floor breaking her foot and ran away with her purse. Then he snatched another purse from a woman on the platform at the Halsey St. Station a week later.

Also in Bushwick, a man stabbed his 77-year-old mother to death when she tried to break up a fight between him and his 87-year-old father as he stabbed him in the chest and slashed his arms following an argument over a pair of shoes in their apartment which the killer wasn’t wearing at the time.

Again in Bushwick, a man stabbed three teenagers with a screwdriver during a street hassle.

In Bed-Stuy, a U.S. postal worker struck and killed a man crossing the street with his truck. The driver was idling and obstructing the crosswalk before he stepped on the gas pedal.

Also in Bed-Stuy and in Brownsville, Crown Heights and Jamaica, two dapper men held up four cellphone stores at gunpoint, assaulted and knocked out workers and robbed them of cash and phones and other electronic items.

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Again in Bed-Stuy, two men kidnapped and tied up a man in the South Bronx in an attempt to get ransom money from his friend. After the man dropped a bag on the street corner, the cops caught the man who picked it up but another cop wound up getting hit by a getaway driver of the car that shoved the abducted man on the street still bound.

And again in Bed-Stuy, shots were fired at a BBQ party in a playground, wounding three men.

And again in Bed-Stuy,  a woman got shot in the foot as two men were trying to shoot someone at the Franklin Ave. Station.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a man was shot to death on the street and left on a pile of garbage.

In Brownsville, an 83-year-old woman was beaten to death inside her apartment.

Also in Brownsville, a cop approaching a suspected stolen car got hit when the driver hit the pedal and hopped the sidewalk and ran over the cops foot. The cop then shot at the getaway driver.

In Crown Heights, a woman was cut in the hand and robbed of her purse by a man who slashed her with a knife on the stairs of the President St. Station.

Also in Crown Heights, a man taking a seat on the 4 train was confronted by a man who boasted of his physical appearance, threatened him then punched him twice in the face and broke his jaw.

Again in Crown Heights, a man got shot to death on the street following an argument with two other men.

And again in Crown Heights at the Franklin Ave/Botanic Gardens Station, a man pulled out a gun on the platform and shot three times at another man at the other side of the tracks, hitting a woman waiting for the train in the foot.

And again in Crown Heights, a man killed himself riding his bike when he blew a red light and got hit by a car with the green.

And again in Crown Heights, a man broke into a garage and robbed over a thousand shofars.

In Flatbush, a man pulled out a gun and shot a man twice on a street corner in the late afternoon.

In East Flatbush, a man flashed a gun during a street hassle with other men and then ran away when he saw the cops who then caught him the alley and arrested him. The skell was previously indicted on a weapons possession charge but was permitted to walk free until his sentencing by participating in a diversion program instituted by Mayor de Blasio which sounds like something cooked up by his wife’s THRIVE boondoggle and is obviously a ploy to ensure that the Rikers Island prison population stays low enough to justify the idiotic borough tower jails plan.

Also in East Flatbush, a man was shot in the leg on a street corner after he was followed by three other men.

In Borough Park, an off-duty cop punched a food delivery man in the head after he whizzed by his family riding his e-bike motorcycle on the sidewalk.

Also in Borough Park, a man committed suicide setting himself on fire in his car.

Again in Borough Park, a 16-year-old boy got killed while riding his bike after he swerved to avoid being hit by a man who opened his car door without looking, causing him to get run over by a box truck behind him.

And again in Borough Park, two kids in a car yelled at two Hasidic men that “Hitler did a good job”.  Council Speaker Cojo the Clown showed up for his usual opportunistic virtue signaling.

In Bath Beach, a three-year-old boy got killed when he rolled on his scooter onto the street as a driver in an advert-covered van hit him in the crosswalk and neglected to yield.

In Midwood, a man drunk as shit crashed his car into a building, causing two stories of the wall to collapse after speeding on the street going over 60 mph and blames it on hitting a bump on the road.

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Also in Midwood, a burglar broke into a house belonging to an elderly couple who were on vacation and robbed $300,000 worth of heirloom jewelry.

In DUMBO at the York St. Station, a man injured his knee and head when he fell from the F train walking between cars.

Also in DUMBO, a dead man was found floating in the East River by the Manhattan Bridge.

Again in DUMBO, a man involved in a car chase with cops for a robbery, ditched the vehicle on an off ramp and killed himself trying to escape by jumping over the railing to the street below.

In Williamsburg, two girls were brawling in the hallway in front of the principals office at a high school. The Progress HS for Professional Careers is the most violent and under-supervised school in the borough, as even safety officers, staffers parents of students and faculty including the assistant principal have been attacked by unruly students in the building. Another brawl days later between a boy and a girl couldn’t even be broken up by teachers and safety agents. Progress High (that’s just perfect) by a principal with close ties with Chancellor Richard Carranza, leaving staffers afraid to report the daily violence in fear of retaliation.

Also in Williamsburg, a man punched a man in the face and called him an anti-Semitic remark.

Again in Williamsburg, a boy ran up to a man walking on the sidewalk and sucker-punched him in the head and ran away.

And again in Williamsburg, a man walking on the sidewalk got verbally berated then attacked by four men who beat him down to the ground based on his religion.

And again in Williamsburg, two teenage boys pushed a 7-year-old boy to the ground based on his religion.

And again in Williamsburg, a woman about to cross the street got hit by a car in a hit-and-run by a driver that was being pursued by the cops in a high-speed chase. Before hitting the woman, the driver drove on the sidewalk. When a person went to aide the victim, the unmarked police car nearly hit both of them.

And again in Williamsburg, two people who demanded money from then beat down a homeless man when his shopping cart accidentally hit their car while he was picking up a bottle from the ground are still on the loose.

And again in Williamsburg, a man on a bike rode up to a man walking on the sidewalk and smacked him in the head.

In Coney Island at the Stillwell Ave. Station, an MTA train operator ending her shift on the F train was attacked by a man who punched her in the face right after she stepped off the train. The creep was found a month later incarcerated on Rikers Island after getting arrested for stolen property, stalking a woman and assaulting a cop.

Also in Coney Island, a man got killed getting hit by a dump truck as he was crossing the street. The driver was not charged.

In Greenpoint, a construction worker injured himself when he fell down an elevator shaft. The man was not wearing a safety harness as he was prying wood from fresh cement with a crowbar. The contracting firm was previously charged with work safety violations.

Also in Greenpoint, petroleum smells emitting from the sewers had been sickening and nauseating residents for weeks.

Again in Greenpoint, a man stepped into a car that was left opened, smoked a cigarette inside then lit the car on fire and walked away. The firebug was on parole after serving time for a robbery and torched two other cars since his release.

In Marine Park, a man rushing home on his bike to catch a TV show got killed when a SUV hit him.

In Mill Basin, a driver on the wrong side of the street crashed into a school bus with special needs adults inside.

In Bay Ridge, a man flashed his junk at two boys on the street.

In Downtown Brooklyn, an indicted hedge fund criminal attacked and cursed out the prosecutor of his case inside the courthouse. He spent one day in jail.

Also in Downtown Brooklyn at the Barclays Center/Atlantic Ave. Station, a man critically injured himself attempting suicide by jumping in front of the arriving 4 train.

Again in Downtown Brooklyn and again at the Barclays Center/Atlantic Ave. Station, a man hopped onto the tracks and was spreading detritus on the track bed.

Again in Downtown Brooklyn, a woman threw hot coffee on a worker who told her to take her feet off the chair at a McDonalds.

In Bensonhurst, two men jumped a man coming out of a restaurant and beat him down on the sidewalk.

In Brighton Beach, a man passed out on a stoop was robbed of his chain, bracelet and designer vest he was wearing and wallet by a man who was lurking around by him for an hour. All items collectively worth over $3,000. Sounds like it would make a good showcase showdown prize on “The Price is Right”.

In Brooklyn Heights, a dead body was found in a basement water catchment of a luxury townhouse tnat used to be a pumping station for the fire department.

In Canarsie, a mother killed her 6-year-old son after driving on the wrong side of the street and crashing into a parked vehicle.

In Dyker Heights, a man jumped out of his car and shot at another man on the street.

In Kensington, a motorcycle rider got killed when an unlicensed drunk driver crashed into him. The woman, who actually was the designated driver because she had less drinks than her friends, is out on bail.

In Cypress Hills, a man robbed $24,000 worth of doors and bronze vents from mausoleums at the cemetery. (By himself, Daily News???)

In Prospect Park, a swastika was spray painted on the wall of a bridge underpass.

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In Allerton, a 2 train car is inundated with trash and full garbage bags sprawled out on the floor and seats.

In Fordham and Melrose, man recently released from prison after serving 20 months for Manhattan bank robberies and on parole, held up and robbed two banks by giving a teller a note. The judge released him for time served in the naive hope that he would change his ways because the ex-con was dying of cancer.

In Crotona Park, a man got killed from getting shot twice at point blank range inside an apartment building lobby.

In Mount Eden, three men attacked and beat down a 19-year-old autistic man in an apartment building lobby as they were able to get inside because he held the door open for a woman that was following him inside. The woman held the door open for the three men to gain access and left when they left.

In the South Bronx, a dead newborn baby with the umbilical cord still attached was found by garbage cans in the back of an apartment building.

Also in the South Bronx, a man molested an unconscious woman on a hospital bed and limped away when he got caught.

In Mott Haven, a man was caught masturbating on the 2 train by a NY Post reporter and was told by the cops at the nearest precinct that they couldn’t do anything because of lack of resources. The NYPD is the largest police force in America and they don’t have resources to get a public flaggelator?

Also in Mott Haven, a man walked into the 40th Pct. and pulled out a pair of knives and demanded that the cops shoot him. Two cops managed to calm him down and convinced him to drop the weapons without shooting theirs.

This display of stalwart professionalism agitated a “police source” who hypothesized what would have happened if the man had Uzis and decried the lack of “stationhouse security”.  Security? It’s a police department, everyone is armed. No wonder cops are always triggered to use the trigger first in an emergency situation.

In Edenwald, a man shot another man to death on the street after fighting about a woman at a party.

In Charlotte Gardens, a man shoplifted a radio from a 99 cent store was caught and chased outside by one of the workers and slugged him, then he swung at two other workers trying to retrieve the stolen item and ran away.

In Tremont, a livery driver got stabbed in the back by a man who demanded money from him after taking him to his destination.

In Morris Heights, a boy pulled out a gun at a playground and randomly shot at other kids on a basketball court and hit a 16-year-old boy in the foot and a man in the arm.

 

 

 

Also in Morris Heights at the 176th Station, a man attempted suicide by jumping in front of the arriving 4 train.

In Van Nest, three woman who were annoying and arguing with a worker in a bakery over prices smacked her and stole her tip jar.

In Morrisania, a 71-year-old bus driver who was coming off his break was jumped by a man who hit him with a blunt object by a charter school and then repeatedly pummeled him with it as he laid on the ground and knocking him unconscious.

Also in Morrisania, a man loitering in an African Food market stole a jar containing $4,000 from the counter when a worker’s back was turned while getting an item from a shelf.

In University Heights, a burglar broke into a bodega and busted down a wall to get into a check cashing place next door, then cracked two safes open and robbed $65,000.

In the West Bronx, a man rode his bike up to a woman on the sidewalk and snatched her purse. Two EMT workers who witnessed the crime chased the man in their ambulance and turned on the sirens to get him to drop it and they returned it to his victim. And the derelict Mayor, delusional candidate and scumbag de Blasio thinks EMT’s work is different.

In Highbridge, a gang of kids cornered a man sitting down on a seat on the D train and kicked and punched him in the head and body, filmed it and distributed the lynching video on social media

In Crotona Park, an off-duty corrections officer was attacked on the street by 20 men who threw bottles and chairs at him and got stabbed twice as he was running from them.

In Pelham Park, a man hooked up with a woman through a meetup app and got held up by her at knifepoint and robbed of $100 after he refused to pay her for sex.

In Fordham Heights, a puppy that ran away from her owners was found on a street corner by a woman who bought it home after trying to find the people it belonged to.. When she saw the dog on the local news shows, she went to the 52nd Pct. to turn her in, then was subsequently arrested for theft. Great collar, officers.

In Belmont, a cop shot and killed a pit bull that tried to attack them during an investigation of a home.

Also in Belmont, a man answered a knock on his door at his apartment then five men rushed in and beat him down, slashed him in the torso and robbed his cellphone.

In Kingsbridge, a man attempted to murder his two children by cutting their throats following an argument with his wife in their home.

In Mount Hope at the 175th St. Station, three men surrounded a man on the platform then one of them snatched his chain as he boarded the D train, the man got beaten down by the two other men when he tried to get it back.

In Throggs Neck, a man stabbed his roommate in the chest with a pirate sword during a fight in their basement apartment.

In Grand Concourse, a man was busted attempting to smuggle a full assault rifle clip of bullets into the Bronx Supreme Court house.

In Wakefield, police responding to a domestic dispute at a home where a man was beating up his wife and locked her outside of his house, discovered an arsenal of automatic rifles, handguns and bullets and also a set of fake badges.

In Pelham Bay, a 911 operator was caught skimming money from a vending machine.

Two men are wanted for robbing e-motored cycles from nine delivery people at knifepoint in a one month crime spree.

Three teenage boys are wanted for breaking into seven small businesses and robbing the cash from registers, their biggest haul was $4,850 from a restaurant in Laconia.

It takes the NYPD eight minutes to respond to an emergency call in the Bronx, which is the highest in the five boroughs and five minutes longer than the response time in Manhattan.

Staten Island

In Port Richmond, a man was stabbed during a fight at a Memorial Day party and later died from his wounds.

In Annadale, a woman who caught a man and woman vandalizing her house and breaking her windows got mercilessly beat down by them then snatched her phone and damaged it when she tried to call the cops and then broke more windows and keyed her car.

In St. George, a man arrested for breaking into a car reached through the bars and grabbed a taser off a cop’s holster at the 120th Precinct.

Also in St. George, a fight between two men escalated when one of them pulled out a hatchet in front of the Staten Island Courthouse.

Again in St. George, a man cursed at two cops then punched one of them in the face and knocked another cop down while resisting arrest after causing a disturbance by blocking the door of a deli.

In Dongan Hills, a man released on parole for burglary broke into and robbed cash from a flower shop then broke into and robbed a Century 21 in Grasmere two days later.

In Stapleton, a man held up a bank by threatening to shoot the teller in a note and robbed it of $1,000.

In Port Richmond, a man held up a bank with a note and robbed it of $1,400.

In Rosebank, a dead man washed upon the shore by Edgewater St.

In other extraneous chaos going on in the #SafestBigCity

Bullying in NYC schools went up 60% compared to last year in 5,875 incidents from 3,660, deriving not only from inside the schools but also on social media.

About 20 app-hail drivers are getting robbed of their cellphones from their fares, sometimes at gunpoint. The perps then change the debit card information on the app and rob whatever earnings the drivers made because their “employer”‘s security system is fucking weak and are less than helpful to their “employees” to say the least when they try to recoup their money. This is why the “gig economy” is fucking garbage, and why paying with a cellphone is going to make thievery a hell of a lot easier and convenient for muggers.

And our exalted leader of the State of New York, Mario’s son Governor Cuomo signed a bill into law making gravity knives legal. The kind of knives that you open by a flick of the wrist. The kind that are used mostly by the dregs of and menaces to society.

No matter the good, well-meaning and naive intentions behind this law, which the guvner previously veto twice, this couldn’t have been ratified at the worst time, being that rapes are up as well as knifepoint holdups. The original law against gravity knives sort of acted like the gun control law, with punitive penalties would be used against unlawful possession. Certainly it must have played a factor with violent crimes and murders going down in the last 25 years besides the oft-referred “Broken Windows” policy.

Supposedly the rationale for the legalization is that the majority of arrests target minorities and that they are commonly used by people in food and carpentry professions. If the latter is the case, couldn’t they just leave the knives at their workplace? As for the former, this decision will probably lead to more “minorities” getting injured or killed.

But in general, individual muggers and rapists will surely take advantage of this new liberty bestowed upon by the obnoxious pseudo-omniscient governor looking to build up his progressive bonafides to get re-elected for a fourth term. Funny thing is that he’s quick to legalize gravity knives but is still chickenshit tenative when it comes to legalizng weed.

Cuomo’s fauxgressive bleeding heart decision is going to lead to bleeding chests, backs, abdomens and stomachs.