Some new highs for the #SafestBigCity that really isn’t, Shootings in the 5 boroughs rose went 7 % last month, police officers on the job injuries have went up by 2.5% and over thousands of knives were confiscated by school safety officers in 2018, marking a 92% rise in possession by kids in just three years.
In Midwood, a man riding his bike back home from the beach got killed when a man speeding down the avenue ran the red light and collided into a cruiser vehicle, causing it to skid across the road and hitting and crushing the cyclist.
Also in Midwood, a homeless man got killed when an SUV ran over him as he was sleeping on the sidewalk by a garage driveway ramp.
In East New York, a man got shot three times and a woman got shot by a gunman on a street corner. Then another man and woman each got shot in front of a building about 40 minutes later.
Also in East New York, a man made pass at a woman walking on the sidewalk then chased her into a nearby park, where he caught her and raped her.
Again in East New York, a man shot at another man as he was running away and hit him in his arms and groin. A stray bullet hit a woman in her leg.
In Brownsville, a woman got stabbed to death by another woman she was arguing with inside a grocery store.
Also in Brownsville, a 66-year-old woman got killed by a hit-and-run driver while crossing the street.
Again in Brownsville, a man got shot to death with a bullet to the head from point blank range in front of the Marcus Garvey Houses and just two blocks away from a police station.
And again in Brownsville, a man was shot to death on a street corner. He told the cops who arrived there to go fuck themselves when they asked about the gunman.
And again in Brownsville at the Utica Ave. Station, a man stabbed a woman three times on the platform.
In Bed-Stuy, police responding to a street fight alleged that they were being fired upon during the melee. For some reason, the cops did not draw their guns. This happened while a barbeque party thrown at the Marcy Houses was being brought to a halt by cops deployed to the area, which led to residents and citizens arguing with the police then escalated when the cops sprayed pepper spray on them trying to get them to disperse, leading to 11 people getting arrested and three cops injured from bottles thrown at them during the melee.
Footage recorded by citizens shows a man filming the cops shouting at people to back up then being threatened and pushed by a cop. The man continues to film and catches a group of cops macing a man and shoving him into a fence and onto the ground. A woman who was also filming the “disbursing” was hit by a cop and knocked to the ground too and wound up with five stitches in her head.
Now there is another lawsuit against the city and Mayor de Blasio’s NYPD for the gang-styled assault as the Marcy residents sue them for 85 million dollars. Fox and Friends decided to cover this chaotic incident induced by excessive force by the cops with effusive praise for them and erroneously tied it to the water attacks on officers the previous month, yet they made no mention of shots being fired.
Also in Bed-Stuy, two men having an argument on the street with another man escalated when both of them shot him and left him for dead.
And again in Bed-Stuy, men are dumping mass amounts of garbage and discarded appliances in a lot by a subway station and a school.
And again in Bed-Stuy at the Utica Ave. Station, a man yelling racial slurs at children and commuters confronted another man on the platform and punched him the face then wrestled with him on the floor and placed a headlock on him, then robbed $200 off him.
And again in Bed-Stuy, a man confronted a transgender woman at her apartment and threatened her and her boyfriend. When the couple went to confront him, the man took a knife and stabbed her on the street while yelling bigoted remarks.
And again in Bed-Stuy, a 11-year-old boy slashed a 13-year-old boy in the face during a fight by a charter school.
In Bushwick, a man got shot dead on the street from a bullet to his chest.
Also in Bushwick, a five-year-old girl got crushed by tacky concrete pillars that were poorly assembled and barely fixed to a fence under development in front of a house.
Also in Crown Heights at the Utica Ave. Station, a woman got into a fight with another woman and a man on the 3 train and got stabbed three times.
Again in Crown Heights, four men robbed a deli at gunpoint then went to Canarsie and held up a Chinese restaurant but left with nothing after a woman fought back and chased them out with a meat cleaver.
And again in Crown Heights, two teenage boys stole a fire extinguisher from a school bus and sprayed it inside and dousing a child in an ice cream parlor and also sprayed it inside a sushi restaurant.
And again in Crown Heights, a man hit a 64-year-old rabbi with a paving stone on his face.
In Williamsburg, a gang of three teenage boys attacked and beat up three men aged 65-71 during a mugging spree but didn’t get anything from their victims.
Also in Williamsburg, five people squatting inside an abandoned apartment building for months got poisoned from a carbon monoxide leak, killing one of them.
Again in Williamsburg, a man grabbed a woman’s ass on the street, and a car picked her up and drove off.
And again in Williamsburg, a street hassle between two men escalated when one of them grabbed a cane belonging to the other man and beat him down with it. Then he stood over him like a neanderthal.
And again in Williamsburg, a man on a motorcycle sped up and pulled over in front of a car and threatened the driver by showing off his piece and brandishing a knife while accusing him of cutting him off on the BQE.
And again in Williamsburg, a man yanked and stole a little dog by a grocery store while his owner was inside.
In Coney Island, two men were shot to death in front of a house following a fight.
In Flatbush at the Newkirk Plaza Station, a woman attempted suicide by laying on the trackbed, but got saved by a transit worker who flagged the Q train to stop then removed her from the tracks.
Also in Flatbush, 18 assault rifles, 12 handguns 2 shotguns and armor piercing bullets were confiscated in a police raid of an apartment, leading to six people getting arrested.
In Sunset Park, a man got jumped by four men on the street who then shoved him into his car trunk and beat him down inside of it then robbed $6,000 off him.
In Greenpoint, two men sneaked into a backyard of a home and went through the back door and robbed $500 and $1,800 worth of jewelry.
In Borough Park, a man too shitfaced after partying in a karaoke bar passed out on his stoop, then a man rifled through his pockets and stole his phone and $400.
Also in Borough Park and in Bay Ridge and Bath Beach, two men robbed seven people at gunpoint in a ten day robbery spree.
In Cypress Hills, a man got shot to death after arguing with his killer on a street corner.
Also in Cypress Hills, a livery cab driver involved in a car accident got attacked by the other driver who opened his door and wailed on him with punches.
In East Flatbush, a man yelled racial slurs and threats at and then stabbed a salesman inside a cellphone store.
In Canarsie, a dead man and a dead woman were found decomposing in an apartment at the Bayview Houses during a wellness checkup. The bodies were determined to be dead for a week, another barely quarter-assed job by NYCHA.
Also in Canarsie at the East 105th St. Station, a cop had his busted open while trying to detain a farebeater as he resisted arrest while a woman tried to help him.
In Park Slope, a man attacked and sexually assaulted two women on the sidewalk.
In Bensonhurst, two men held up a cellphone store and shot a worker in the leg.
Also in Bensonhurst, a man slashed another man in the face at a construction site.
Again in Bensonhurst, a 70-year-old man shot his sister-in-law three times inside their home. A massive knife collection, samauri swords and an Uzi, a shotgun and a Magnum handgun were also found in his house.
And again in Bensonhurst, a woman yelled bigoted slurs and threw a soda on a teenage Muslim girl on a city bus.
In Gravesend, a four-year-old girl was walking on the street alone after being abandoned on a school bus by a matron and the driver.
In Fort Greene, a man dwelling in his car got combative with cops when they confiscated it after he let it pile up with discarded furniture and other junk while living on the street.
Also in Fort Greene at the Dekalb Ave. Station, a man walked up to the conductors window on the D train and asked her for directions, then flicked a cigarette at her and tried to punch her in the face.
Again in Fort Greene, a man was caught with possessing a gun, 50 rounds of bullets and a Pennywise mask inside an HRA center. Guards tased him as he tried to flee from them. This isn’t a good way to promote the It sequel.
In Carrol Gardens, a woman forced her roommates dog to give her oral sex in her bedroom.
In Sheepshead Bay, a man sneaked into an office at a grocery store and robbed $5,800.
In Bay Ridge and Dyker Heights, a very cheery man cased and broke into fifteen houses in a burglary spree, stealing $250,000 worth of jewelry and cash. Say cheese asshole.
In the West Village, a woman was attacked by a man who suckerpunched her while she was walking her dog. Even though the lunatic was still milling around the area, five cops dispatched there behaved indifferently to the victim and did not pursue him. This attack was preceded by only ten minutes of another assault on a woman who got whacked with a wooden board a few blocks away. So it wasn’t like the cops were sent for no reason, although there is no reason to deliberately avoid serving and protecting the public.
This random assault was followed by other attacks in the West Village where race played a factor. A man got shoved and fell on the sidewalk by a man who yelled a racial slur at him. Then three more people got violently attacked by the same kook a week later in one evening as he hit a 64-year-old woman with a stick. Then he went to Soho and ran up behind a woman and hit her with a brick, then back up to Chelsea where he punched a man in the face while calling him a honky. What was de Blasio’s NYPD doing when 9-1-1 was called after these attacks?
The psychopath was finally arrested a week later after he randomly attacked a 64-year-old woman. Turns out he’s a homeless man with a mental condition. So did anybody call the Thrive number for him? Or decided not to because of his warm smile?
Also in the West Village at the 14th St. Station, a woman drunk off her ass fell on the trackbed and cheated death when she laid flat down on it when the L train rolled over her.
In Penn Station at the 34th St. Station, a man spat at another man twice on the 1 train as the doors were closing. The saliva covered man pried open the doors and jumped on his loogie assailant and pounded him in the face repeatedly on the platform floor.
Also in Penn Station, a man obstructing a subway staircase attacked a cop who asked him for I.D.. He continued to kick her while she was trying to put him in her patrol car.
In Harlem, a man was shot at and hit twice in the back during a tussle in front of a bodega and later died.
Also in Harlem, a drunk driver rammed into patrol cars and cops personal cars at the 28th precinct.
Again in Harlem at the 116th St. Station, a man got killed by the 2 train inside the tunnel.
And again in Harlem, a man who got stabbed on the street was driven then abandoned at a nearby hospital by an acquaintance/accomplice and died in the emergency room.
And again in Harlem, a man was busted with a gun and six rounds of bullets designed for Barbie after he got approached by cops for double parking and was caught with a suspended license.
And again in Harlem, a drunk driver struck and killed a woman crossing the FDR drive.
In Midtown, a man gained access to a hotel room from a key a guest lost and robbed him of $8,000 in cash, a 10 grand ring, a 40 grand watch and a pen worth 20 large. Plus two suits.
Again in Midtown, a man got killed on the street when an SUV backed up into him and he fell on his head.
And again in Midtown at the 42nd St./Bryant Park Station, a man got killed inside the tunnel when the 7 train hit him.
And again in Midtown at the 49th St. Station, a man groped a woman in the crotch as she was walking up the stairs then ran back down.
And again in Midtown, three men armed with guns, fake dreadlocks and hats held up a jewelry dealership and stole everything from the safe and from the counters making off with almost 4 million dollars worth in treasure.
And again in Midtown, a food vender caught a man messing with his generator and then he tried to steal his box of cash from his sales. The vender then got stabbed and robbed of earnings. As the vender was bleeding, he was yelling at passerby to call the cops but they ignored him. The vender was robbed a week before this incident but when he reported it, the cops also ignored him.
And again in Midtown, a man punched a woman in the face as she walked by him.
And again in Midtown, a man smashed ten LED screens on the walls of the 8th Avenue 42nd St. Station with a brick, causing $30,000 worth of damage and possibly millions of dollars of ad revenue from multiple ads that were being shown every minute. Just like the LinkNYC smasher last April, this guy may have done a good (although violent) service for the citizenry irritated by these flickering (and surveillance laden) eyesores.
And the MTA and the city thought these screens would prevent any sort of vandalism like graffiti on regular still life advertisement posters.
In Central Park, a person threw a chunk of concrete at three cops that were on the beat at a concert.
Also in Central Park, a man was found beaten to death lying in an empty pool.
Again in Central Park, a man got jumped and beat down by five teenage boys and robbed all his possessions, then they jumped and beat down a 68-year-old man and robbed him of $250. The modern day Droogies then went downtown to Soho and asked a man for the time and then attacked him and all took turns kicking him on the sidewalk then robbed his phone and earsticks.
And again in Central Park, an 88-year-old man chilling on a bench was approached by three men who sat next to and surrounded as one was brandishing a gold club. The thugs went through his pockets and found nothing then ran away.
And again in Central Park, a man riding a souped-up custom e-motored cycle hit a 77-year-old man on the crosstown road path, causing him and his victim to fall to the ground. The scofflaw biker died a 5 days later from a head injury.
This is considered a “bicycle” by certain bike advocacy groups and bloggers
On the same day at the Park, two cyclists crashed into each other and another and a man fell off his bike as he was diddling on his cellphone.
In Times Square, a man shoplifted bottles of juice from an overpriced chain cafe and threatened workers at knifepoint that tried to stop him. He then ran away even though he had a cane and was still holding the juices and knife in his hands. That’s one ambidextrous petty thief.
Also in Times Square, a wise ass on a motorcycle let his muffler cause a shotgun effect that scared the shit out people sitting on the tkts bleacher seats and passerby on the sidewalks and streets, causing a stampede and leading to nine people injured. Suckers.
Again in Times Square, 300 gallons of diesel fuel spilled in the basement of a luxury hotel, leading to an evacuation of the premises.
Also in Chelsea, a 77-year-old woman got killed crossing the street by an 82-year-old cab driver who hit her with his taxi and tried to drive away.
Again in Chelsea, a 67-year-old woman got killed while in the crosswalk as a driver was making a turn in his pickup truck.
And again in Chelsea, a man broke into an Italian restaurant and robbed the register and two bottles of Henny.
And again in Chelsea, a man was caught illegally possessing a loaded 9mm gun at a nite club. Where is the Night Mayor???
And again in Chelsea, a gang of four men and two women assaulted a man with a cane and a bottle who was catching z’s on the sidewalk then robbed his bike and wallet. They then attacked a man who witnessed the beatdown and hit him with a bottle and robbed his backpack.
In the Upper East Side, a man solicited a woman for money on the street. When she refused, he walked beside her and continued taking to her and then attacked her, dragged her by a building under development and raped her on the sidewalk. While it was still light outside at 7:30 p.m.
Also in the Upper East Side, a man that missed the bus because he wasn’t at bus stop hailed a cab and told the driver to go to the next stop. Then the man ran up to and boarded the bus and pulled a gun on the bus driver and yelled at him. Resourcefulness, insanity and an exercise in futility all represented at once.
Again in the Upper East Side, a 68-year-old woman got hit by a police officer driving a traffic patrol vehicle while walking in the crosswalk.
And again in the Upper East Side, a falcon devoured a pigeon al fresco style in front of the Papaya King as customers were scarfing down their similarly nutritious hot dogs.
And again in the Upper East Side, a woman attempted suicide by jumping off a balcony from the 38th floor.
And again in the Upper East Side, an imbecile throwing a rooftop party at his apartment building fell four stories to his death when he fell off his chair from sitting by the ledge while he was drunk and dangling his feet over it.
In the Financial District, a man broke into a hotel room by fooling maids into thinking he was a guest and then he robbed $1,600 of property including a Macbook, he pulled the ruse again a few days later and robbed a laptop and a watch worth $2,500 total and $1,100 in cash at another hotel blocks away. He then went to Midtown and tricked another maid and robbed two laptops, a cellphone and other merchandise. A week later, he went back downtown and robbed more laptops from a just cleaned room, then went to Times Square and looted another room. Eight days later, he stole a guest’s identity and hit his room and robbed a $2,200 laptop and $200 headphones.
In Union Square, that jackass who disrupted subway service over 700 times for over 5 months was caught hanging off the 5 train on the door after surfing on it from the Brooklyn Bridge Station downtown then ran into the tunnel when commuters tried to report him to the cops.
Also in Union Square, a woman sleeping on the Q train got awaken by a man who had his dick on her shoulder.
Again in Union Square, a man justifiably yelled profanities at police officers hanging out during an event as a bunch of NYPD patrol vans were parked on the bike lanes under the rubric of terrorism.
And again in Union Square, a woman attacked her boyfriend at the subway entrance by stabbed him in the stomach then handed the knife to a man and he jabbed him with it. Then she attacked another woman and bit her on the face.
In Grand Central Station, a woman stabbed a man in the stomach with a shiv on the 4 train during an argument.
In the East Village, the Department of Sanitation are still storing their garbage trucks on 10th St. by Tompkins Square Park and stinking up the place months after Mayor de Blasio promised to find a proper place to store them.
Also in the East Village, a man tagged an apartment building with a bigoted threat towards homosexuals.
Again in the East Village, a man and a woman were held up inside their apartment by two men dressed in NYCHA uniforms who told them they were there for an inspection.
Again in the East Village, a man who made a living arrangement with a married couple he communicated with on a CIA social media forum lost his marbles because he didn’t like the living conditions in their apartment and accused the tenants of being spies themselves. So he thoroughly beat up the husband with a rod and locked him and his wife in their bedroom and stole their ATM card and went out to steal money from them at the nearest bank. The husband died from his injuries the next day.
In the Lower East Side, a man tried to run over pedestrians with his bike, then he smashed the door of an apartment building and a chocolate shop’s window with a crowbar.
Also in the Lower East Side, a man grabbed a woman’s boob as he rolled by her on a skateboard.
Again in the Lower East Side, a man held up a bank with a note and made off with $600. He got caught in Sunset Park because the loot had a GPS device.
And again in the Lower East Side, two men held up a fashion designer store at gunpoint and robbed them of $300.
And again in the Lower East Side, a vandal tagged a Yeshiva with a drawing of what looks like a clown but is being interpreted as an anti-Semitic symbol.
And again in the Lower East Side, a man got killed when he crashed his motorcycle into a vehicle on the FDR drive while speeding.
And again in the Lower East Side, a man stabbed his wife in her abdomen then tried to commit suicide by stabbing himself in their apartment.
And again in the Lower East Side, an ice cream man got pissed off at man taking pictures of him on his $1,100 cellphone, so he jumped out of his truck and slapped it out of his hand and wound up arrested for breaking it and operating a vehicle with a suspended drivers license.
And again in the Lower East Side, a man wearing a top hat attempted to kidnap a five-year-old boy in front of the Katz deli. This city is starting to turn into another Dickens novel.
In Washington Heights, a man accosted two girls aged 12 and 13 on the C train and showed them a porno movie he made on his phone. Isn’t technology grand?
Also in Washington Heights, a man left his 2-year-old daughter behind without notifying anyone so he can rob packages from an apartment building.
In Chinatown, a man got surrounded by a gang and got his face rammed into a pole for wearing a red cap emblazoned with the words “Make America Great Again.
Also in Chinatown, a man slashed a security guard in the face with a screwdriver at a methadone clinic.
Again in Chinatown, a man slashed another man’s face on the street and ran away.
And again in Chinatown, bottles were thrown during a protest to support Hong Kong by counter-demonstrators in support of China.
And again in Chinatown, a man held up a bank with a note and robbed $600 then got in a livery cab and went to Brooklyn.
In Downtown Manhattan at the Fulton St. Hub Station, a man placed brand new rice cookers in the upper and lower mezzanine in an attempt to terrorize commuters. Leading to delays on 8 transit lines. Before his inane but effective attempt at terrorism, the man tried to seek help for his mental state. Presumably, he wasn’t aware of Co-Mayor McCray’s billion dollar Thrive NYC program. Or maybe he was and gave up.
Also in Downtown Manhattan in The Tombs, inmates started a riot and attacked C.O.s over recreation visits.
Again in Downtown Manhattan, a man tried to escape his certain fate of a prison sentence when he tried to flee from court.
In the plutocrat induced and zoning policy abuse made up town Hudson Yards, a woman took a chair from one of the park plaza areas and bashed it on a row of those eco-friendly little NYPD patrol cars.
In Herald Square, the city restored an urban garden plaza where a road for traffic used to be and it’s being occupied by junkies and homeless people.
In Inwood, a 72-year-old man stabbed his wife to death in their living room, then committed suicide by jumping out the window of their apartment.
In Soho, a fire broke out on the roof of a building under development for a totalitarian monopoly search engine.
Also in Soho, a recently completed luxury mixed-use building new tenants are an influx of rats.
In the Financial District, some bland somewhat popular rock singer beat up and strangled his girlfriend inside a posh hotel room.
In Kips Bay, a man got killed inside a luxury building as he was exiting an elevator and the car suddenly collapsed, bringing him down with it as he got caught and got crushed between floors.
In Washington Heights, a man was attacked and pummeled by two men while riding in a city bus then robbed of his watch, cellphone and headphones
Also in Washington Heights, a Muslim woman pulled over for vehicle violations was roughhoused by cops after she demanded a female cop to do a pat down of her.
In East Harlem, a woman got killed when she got hit by a car trying to cross the entrance ramp by the FDR drive.
In Hamilton Heights, a man broke into a restaurant and stole jars of buffalo sauce and mayo from the basement.
A man committed suicide by jumping off the Triborough Bridge.
Some stupid ass hipster decided to keep his Pennywise costume on in a feeble attempt to shock commuters and get viral video attention on the L train.
In Jamaica, a 67-year old woman was beaten up with her own cane and robbed of her cellphone by a gang of teenage boys and girls.
Also in Jamaica, a man shot at another man in the chest front of a bodega following a drug dispute. Two detectives on patrol searching for the shooter caught him sitting on a stoop, and then the suspect fired multiple shots at them. The cops fired back and killed him with a shot to his head.
Again in Jamaica, a man grabbed a woman as she was walking on the sidewalk, then forced her underneath the elevated train trestle and bashed her on the head and raped her.
And again in Jamaica, a man was shot to death in point blank range in front of his apartment building.
And again in Jamaica, a woman was dead in the basement of a house with her neck slashed.
And again in Jamaica, a fire was set off inside a junkyard.
And again in Jamaica, an explosion in the back of a garbage truck injured a sanitation worker.
In South Jamaica, a 13-year-old got shot in the stomach at a park when a 14-year-old boy fired a gun at a garbage can and the bullet ricocheted to her
In South Ozone Park, three men grabbed a man as he was walking on the sidewalk, then held him up at gunpoint and his cellphone. They then broke into a van and robbed an Ipad that was left inside.
Also in South Ozone Park, a man was shot in the torso on the sidewalk and died.
In Ozone Park, a man killed himself when he crashed his car into a tree while speeding.
Also in Ozone Park, two men walked up to a man sitting in a car and attacked him while inside as they opened both car doors and slashed him in the face and robbed his cellphone.
Again in Ozone Park, a baby was found dead inside an apartment.
And again in Ozone Park, two men broke into a house and held up a woman who was in her bedroom then robbed her cellphone and jewelry
And again in Ozone Park, two men accosted a woman as she was entering a home and stole her keys. Then left in a car waiting nearby after they couldn’t open the door.
And again in Ozone Park, eleven people were indicted for stealing 43 motorcycles in a theft ring for six months.
In Richmond Hill, a woman and her 8-year-old grandson were hit by a car making a turn as they were still on the crosswalk.
Also in Richmond Hill, a woman got sexually molested by her optometrist during an eye exam.
In South Richmond Hill, some crappy driver lost control of his car and flipped it over whole crashing into a house fence.
In Jackson Heights, a man butchered his wife to death with a knife at a hair salon in front of her co-workers, friends and customers. He then broke down into tears over her mutilated body. The woman broke up the marriage four months earlier with him but he wouldn’t leave and beat her up at the salon two weeks before he murdered her. She was in the midst of getting an order of protection against him. Why the delay NYPD? Why?
Also in Jackson Heights, an off-duty fireman got caught speeding on the Grand Central Parkway while driving drunk.
In Ridgewood, complaints about rat sightings was the highest in the five boroughs. It’s undetermined where it ranks with the amount of hipster sightings.
Also in Ridgewood, a man broke into a restaurant and stole a bunch of computer tablets. He was arrested for the deed and was in possession of crack rock.
Again in Ridgewood, a man rolled up behind and grabbed the asses of two women while on his bike.
And again in Ridgewood, a man who made a pickup of over $4,400 in cash after a delivery to a 99 cent store got held up at gunpoint while he was sitting his truck. The gunman then forced him to get out and drove away with the loot and abandoned the truck two blocks away.
And again in Ridgewood, two men were caught brazenly stealing vitamins from a pharmacy as one of them held a knife up to a worker who tried to stop them.
And again in Ridgewood, a bunch of anti-Semitic flyers were found glued to a wall by the Halsey St. Station stairwell.
In Elmhurst, a man died of an overdose of inside his room at a hostel after the hooker he hired piled him with booze and cocaine that contained fentanyl. The hooker and her cohorts tried to hide the corpses stench by burning incense in the room, then wrapping him in bed sheets and stuffing his body in a garbage can. They were later charged for two similar deaths in other hotels of her johns that they sold drugs to so she can rob them when they were loaded. There is a movie currently out that glorifies this criminal activity as women empowerment.
Also in Elmhurst, a man was shot to death on a street corner.
In Far Rockaway, an ambulance was shot at with a bb gun as while the EMT was still driving it.
In Flushing, a man broke into a senior center and robbed it of $1,500.
Also in Flushing, a man broke into an apartment through the bathroom window and attacked a 64-year-old woman who caught him in there with his pants down and dick out. He then tried to rape her and stopped when he saw her 94-year-old mother call the police, so he hit her in the hand with the phone and ran out.
Again in Flushing, two men held up a man at gunpoint in a home invasion and made off with $200.
And again in Flushing, a man stole a man’s e-motored cycle and punched the owner in the face when he tried to get it back.
And again in Flushing, a man feigning to buy jewelry at Macy’s fooled a salesperson into letting him see a $32,000 necklace. He then yoinked two diamond rings worth 10 grand and a bracelet and ran out the department store in seconds flat.
In Woodhaven, a man shook his 7-month-old baby to death and tried to report it as an accident.
In St. Albans, a man got shot in the leg during a fight on the street.
In Astoria, a man held up and robbed a deli at gunpoint and took two workers phones when they didn’t have cash for him to steal. That was actually a principled thing to do.
Also in Astoria, a man broke into a bagel shop and robbed it of $5,000.
In Rosedale, a man got killed after he lost control of his motorcycle and crashed into a car.
In Jamaica Estates, a 67-year-old woman got into a hassle with two teenaged girls and then two teenage boys showed up and they all ganged up on her, took her cane and beat her down with it and stole her phone.
In Sunnyside, a fight between two men on a street corner escalated when one of them stabbed the other five times.
Also in Sunnyside, a man stalked a woman to the 46th St. Station and lifted up her skirt and snapped a photo while she was on the staircase.
In Corona, a man channeling Benny Hill grabbed a woman’s ass and ran. He then proceeded to grab nine more women’s asses in the next 11 hours.
In Glendale, a man died when he got hit by car as he walked in the crosswalk.
Also in Glendale, some little nazi piggies smeared swastikas on a Cirillo and Barnes bus stop ad with doody.
In Maspeth, a man yelled at a 16-year-old boy for riding on the sidewalk, then punched him repeatedly in the face.
In Forest Hills, a man walked into a 99 cent store and ripped off a purse from a 67-year-old woman shopping there.
In Long Island City, two men grabbed a man and held him up and stole $24,000 in jewelry off him following an unsuccessful holdup of woman in Astoria. They then held up a man at gunpoint and robbed $300 off him in Fresh Meadows.
Also in Long Island City, a man got stabbed in the torso following an argument with two men.
Again in Long Island City, at the Court Square Station, a man punched another man for touching him on the 7 train.
And again in Long Island City at the Queensboro Plaza Station, a rail snapped on the tracks causing delays for hours on the 7 train.
In Rockaway Beach, a 15-year-old boy drowned while swimming in the bay water.
In College Point, a 5-year-old boy was left inside a car suffering from the heat while his father went into the department store. A fireman showed up and smashed the side window with a hammer a witness gave him.
In Briarwood, a man followed a woman onto the E train and whipped his dick out at her and got off at the Northern Blvd. Station in Woodside.
In Woodside, another rusted piece of metal fell onto to the street from the elevated tracks.
In Whitestone, a man crashed his car into a fire hydrant after fleeing a pullover by a state trooper.
In Middle Village, three teenage girls got seriously injured in a car wreck when the driver crashed into a telephone pole while speeding down the street. During the reckless driving, one of the girls was filming it in real time on her social media account.
In Laurelton, a cop committed suicide by shooting himself inside his house. The ninth cop suicide this year. Apparently, there is a stigmata culture about speaking of anguish, depression and being unable to deal with the stresses of the job while wearing the uniform.
Also in Laurelton, a man was shot to death at point blank range while sitting in his car.
In Rosedale, two men were also shot to death at point blank range while sitting inside a car
In Auburndale, a man was caught trying to break into a house through the bathroom window.
In Kew Gardens Hills, two men jumped an app-food delivery man as one of them put him in a chokehold then his accomplice robbed him of $250. Then they attacked a man as he just withdrew cash from an ATM and choked him also and robbed him of $700
In College Point, a woman got arrested for leaving her 3-year-old in her car in the parking lot as she went shopping.
On Rikers Island, a naked convict jumped a C.O. and tried to pull her pants down in a rape attempt.
In Forest Park, the NYC Parks Department has been contracting a waste managment company to send a private truck to dump septic liquid waste on an accessible foot path.
One of the assholes who threw buckets of water at cops during that blistering hot weekend last July was approached by cops who had a warrant for his arrest for violating parole from a prior robbery conviction, refused to cooperate with three policemen and ran away from them as an obnoxious jerk filming the incident cheered the fugitive on. The cops catch him as he tried to escape by climbing a wall.
In Morrisania, a fight in the middle of a street intersection led to a man getting shot to death.
Also in Morrisania, a man was shot to death by a playground.
Again in Morrisania, a man who decided to go for a walk on a nice sunny afternoon got shot in the leg from a stray bullet shot from a man who missed his target.
In Morris Heights, a man was shot multiple times in his back on the street and died from his wounds
Also in Morris Heights, an argument over a parking space led to a man to his death after he got shot at twice in the back.
In Olinville, two men pulled out guns and shot at two men on a street corner, wounding both of them.
Also in Olinville, a woman was attacked by a man inside a park as he stabbed her multiple times while trying to rape her.
In Crotona, a 16-year-old girl conspired with two men in a robbery spree by arranging hookups on social media. She would meet them and then feign to be going to the store to get something as her accomplices would pounce on her unsuspecting marks. A 15-year-old boy she set up to meet in an apartment building got stuck up with a knife and beat down in the stairwell and was robbed of his phone and $70. Then she hooked up with another man and her crew beat him up and robbed his cellphone. Then she hooked up with another man on the street in Claremont and her accomplices mugged him for his cellphone.
Also in Crotona, a man loitering in front of a deli walked up to a man going there and shot him to death at point blank range.
In Concourse Village, a 67-year-old woman went beserk inside a city bus when a woman accidentally bumped her with her stroller with her child on it. She then cursed the mother out and kept banging her staff on the floor like Brett Gardner and challenged the woman to a fight. As the woman got off the bus, the older woman gripped her staff and threatened other commuters. Then two commuters grabbed her cane and forced her off and the mother she was arguing with smacked her around and went back on the bus and threw the crazy lady’s belongings out to her.
Also in Concourse Village, a man accidentally killed his cousin by handing him 9mm gun with one in the chamber after he pulled out the clip and handed it to him.
In Foxhurst, three men attacked a 16-year-old boy on a street corner as one man slashed him in the face followed by two punches by the other men.
In Williamsbridge, three men were shooting at each other on the street in broad daylight.
In Highbridge, three teenage girls got kicked off a bus by the driver for being obnoxious and disruptive to other passengers. Then the kids vandalized the vehicle by ripping at the wipers and throwing rocks, bricks and a chair at it. Ms. Tyler;
Also in Grand Concourse, a woman got hit and killed by an unlicensed driver as she was crossing the street.
In the South Bronx, a man amateurishly pickpocketed a man on the sidewalk and ran away.
In Fordham Heights, a priest sexually molested an 11-year-old girl during a piano lesson in his apartment.
In Bedford Park, a man stalked a woman when she left work for miles and jumped her from behind, dragged her on the ground and held her up at knifepoint and tried to rape her. She resisted and he ran off. He was arrested later on because the NYPD utilized notoriously flawed facial recognition tech applied to video footage from a bodega camera to get him. This wasn’t just a test.
In Allerton, two men were shot and killed on the grounds behind a building of the Parkside Houses following a street hassle.
In Kingsbridge, five cops got injured when a man threw bottles at them as they were trying to disperse revelers at a block party.
In Soundview, a man got shot to death while he was sitting on a lawn chair at an apartment complex courtyard.
Also in Soundview, a man got killed when he got hit by a truck while crossing the Cross Bronx Expressway
In Castle Hill, a man threw a styrofoam container of Chinese food at a cop while he was trying to arrest someone during a shutdown of a street barbeque party.
In Mott Haven, two ambulances answering a 911 call about a mentally ill man, crashed into each other in the intersection.
Also in Mott Haven, a man tricked a 73-year-old woman into giving him $2,000 for bail for her son by impersonating a cop.
Again in Mott Haven, two men were shot at seven times in front of a bar; one getting hit in the ass and the other in the arm.
In Mount Eden, a man stalked a woman to her apartment building and tried to rape her but was stopped by her relative.
In Foxhurst, a man shoplifting soap and detergent from a supermarket got caught by workers and then he swung a cane and a knife at them and walked out the store. He then sprayed dishwashing liquid on produce crates and knocked some of them over outside.
In Norwood, a drunk driver speeding on the road crashed his vehicle into a bus stop and hit two people, killing one of them.
Also in Norwood, a man got shot to death at a church by a man who was not invited to the victims’ granddaughters baptism while he tried to turn him away.
Again in Norwood, a construction worker got crushed to death when the third floor at a residential development collapsed on him from excess weight of building materials on it.
In Fordham Manor, a man got shot multiple times on a street corner.
Also in Fordham Manor, a woman walking home from work who decided to take a different route because of the crime in the area, got hit in the arm with a stray bullet when a man riding a scooter stopped beside her and fired five shots at a man on a bike who was facing both of them.
In Pelham Parkway, a man shot another man twice as he was about to get up during a dice game. The sore loser then repeatedly pistol whipped him and robbed all the cash he won.
In Hunts Point, a man slashed a man in the back, then chased him and hit him with a cane following an argument following an argument over a stolen bike.
Also in Hunts Point, cops and DEA agents discovered ten million dollars worth of blow inside a shipping container of avocados and other delectable inside a fruit truck at warehouse. Cocaine is still a helluva drug. Now I know why stupid hipsters pay $13.00 for an order of avocado toast.
In Mount Hope, cops raided an apartment of a drug dealer after a fare beater they nabbed snitched on him.
Also in Mount Hope at the Tremont Ave. Station, a man caught fare beating tried to get off by flashing a fake badge.
In Parkchester, a man got killed when he got hit by a truck trying to cross the Cross Bronx Expressway.
In Baychester, a man took two knives and slashed his co-worker in the arm inside a restaurant.
In Mount Vernon, two men broke into a house by pushing in the air conditioner on a window.
In Yonkers, a police officer committed suicide by shooting himself in the head at his home days after he got engaged to his girlfriend. This is the eighth suicide in the NYPD this year. The cop killed himself days after his another cop he was friends with killed himself in his Long Island home.
In New Springfield, a gang of teenage boys harassed then beat down a physically handicapped owner of a chain sandwich restaurant in the parking lot after the man wanted to talk to them about their incorrigible behavior inside his establishment. The thugs returned the next day after their assault to mock and menace him from across the street then ran away when the cops showed up.
Also in New Springfield, an off-duty cop was busted trying to shoplift clothing at the Staten Island Mall.
In St. George, a NYPD officer harassed his wife’s ex-boyfriend by writing fraudulent traffic violation tickets on him and wrote two tickets against him while he was writing up tickets on a woman he pulled over.
In Tompkinsville, a 57-year-old man was jumped and beaten down by three men on the street and robbed of $200.
In Tottenville, a FDNY officer committed suicide by hanging himself at his house.
Also in Tottenville, two men held up a man at a gunpoint on the sidewalk and stole his 4K watch.
In West Brighton, a man was shooting his gun at a house across from where he lived.
Also in West Brighton, a man that was shot in the arm on the street trooped to the nearest hospital.
Again in West Brighton, a 16-year-old boy followed a 17-year-old boy into a bodega and shot him in the chest.
And again in West Brighton, a man got caught trying to hot wire a truck in front of a hospital.
And again in West Brighton, a homeless woman stole a package with a laptop inside by tricking the delivery worker with a stolen I.D.
Also In New Brighton, two men were busted with guns and cocaine inside an apartment.
In Concord, a man stabbed another man he was arguing with on the street.
In Mariners Harbor, a man slashed another man with a box cutter to his face following an argument.
In Port Richmond, a man slashed another man in the chest with a straight razor on the street.
In Castleton Corners, a man shot at people in a courtyard at the Todt Hill Houses.
In Dongan Hills, a drunk driver crashed his car into a traffic light pole.
In Grasmere, a man jumped on the hood of an NYPD cruiser so his buddies could take photos of him.
In Meiers Corner, a van was set on fire by a take out window and dustbin.