Goodnight, Grant Hart

Grant Hart, 56, Hüsker Dü Drummer, Singer And Songwriter.

One of the greatest, pioneering rock and roll bands of all time. There will never be another one like it. These songs are infinite, eternal and universal. Keep hangin’ on.


Marginal Victims Unit: Prowling Is Decriminalized In Greenpoint And A Wasps Qualify As Urban Animals In Kew Gardens.

DNAinfo: Prowler Released By Greenpoint Police After Break-In Attempt, Family Says

A neighborhood family is outraged at police after they released a prowler who climbed down their fire escape in the dead of night, smashed hanging lights in their backyard and tried to creep into two apartments on the ground floor.

The man, who police said lived on the block, jolted the residents of the Driggs Avenue building near Newel Street awake Tuesday at around 3 a.m. with loud metal clanging after ripping down speaker and lighting wires on the side of the building, Michelle Garcia, 30, said.

When residents called 911 and police found him cowering in the bushes behind the enclosed fence of the building next door, responding officers brought the man a ladder so he could climb out to the sidewalk, talked to him and looked at his identification, and then let him go, the building’s co-owner Rad Smolinski, 36, said.

Police arrived at the scene moments later and the two watched from the front window as they questioned someone with a flashlight, still cowering in the bushes behind the fence of the building next door.

The officer explained to her that the man said he was a drunk neighbor who lived down the block and decided to jump from roof to roof down Driggs Avenue. He was trying to get down to go home, when he stumbled down their fire escape and through their backyard, she said.

Garcia’s mother-in-law, who spoke with DNAinfo New York but declined to be named, said she continued watching from her window as another police car came with a ladder, letting the man, in his 30s with dark hair, climb out from the bushes, over the fence and onto the sidewalk.

He talked to officer for several more minutes, showed what looked like an ID and then walked down the block, she said.

A police spokesman confirmed the residents’ accounts saying that, “an individual was attempting to gain access into his apartment. Officers identified him and determined that no crime was committed.”

The guy was walking the streets drunk, which is vagrancy and climbed a building, which is unlawful trespassing. So scaling roofs of buildings has been decriminalized too? Is this intruder a fucking aspiring marvel comic superhero? And this creep is actually their neighbor and he was not even identified by the police nor was his name printed in the article. Why is this guy’s name or even race not revealed? Is he being protected?

And are suspicions of the NYPD lessening the severity of reported crimes and manipulating stats have merit? Yes, and now they are blatantly and flagrantly doing it and it might be actual policy. And there is precedence for this abominable lack of law enforcement. This is very, very strange and discouraging for the residents and visitors of Greenpoint and the entire city.

DNAinfo: Wasps Attack Kew Gardens Neighbors After City Removes Tree Containing Nest

Swarming wasps stung several Kew Gardens residents after city workers cut down a tree housing their nest — with city officials telling concerned locals they won’t remove the ornery insects because they are “an important part of nature.”

The tree, on Kew Gardens Road near 82nd Road near P.S. 99, was removed by the Parks Department on Sept. 7 “due to poor health,” after a resident asked the agency to inspect it, the department said.

The nest was left in the stump, with someone placing a traffic cone there with a sign reading, “Danger Bees Ahead.”

The insects, which experts said are yellow jackets, have become aggressive and started attacking passersby, residents said.

Several other people also got stung recently, including at least three local parents with kids at P.S. 99, according to a post on a local Facebook page.

“They are definitely swarming this morning and lots of people are walking to and from school,” one mother wrote in a post Thursday morning.

The NYPD referred DNAinfo New York to a city website titled “Bees or Wasps Complaint,” which noted that the city “does not accept requests to eliminate bees or wasps from residential, commercial, or public property.”

Meghan Lalor, a spokeswoman for the Parks Department, confirmed that regulation and noted that “these creatures are an important part of nature, so the City will not destroy them.”

If the insect nest or hive is causing you to have major concerns, you can get a tree work permit to hire a bee/insect re-locator to move the nest or hive,” Lalor said in an email. “The City will not be responsible for any costs associated with this work.”

So add aggressive stinging wasps to the list of urban wildlife New Yorkers promoted by the deranged heads of the parks department. Apparently, an ugly ass stump also has to be preserved so as not to impede with the ecosystem the city has created which includes street plazas and obstructing giant potted flower plants and trees spread across the boroughs. And you cannot overlook all the shiny towers to provide the shade that the trees, like this late one, use to provide for the citizenry.

Never mind that if these wild insects sting a child, an elderly person or someone with a bee allergy of course, that it could cause serious injury or in the latter two, a fatality. But if such things bug you, it’s got to come out of your wallet again. In order to be safe from these little winged urban creatures, you have to be taxed twice. Wonder what would be the cost if a violent nest got loose in all those fancy new parks by the east river spanning Brooklyn-Queens and by the bridges? Betcha they would be taken care of promptly and swiftly.

Well, at least parks and rec did the righteous, responsible good thing and placed an orange cone and cardboard sharpie marked sign (how homeless person inspired) to warn pedestrians. And remember that killer wasps are now a vibrant part of the growing diversity of this vibrant and diverse city.

What’s next in the urban animal qualifying list is greatly and distressingly anticipated. It is just perplexing that the cockroach or the enormous rats was not considered to be on those posters this year. Although it would be more fitting if they were promoted as mascots for NYCHA buildings. Get on it, Shoya!

And when it comes to civil services being dispensed for little things effecting the environment, the tale of two cities continues unabated. Not long ago, there were 2 similar incidents regarding swarms of bees at Rockerfeller Center and (Disney Presents) Times Square

You will never guess what happened. Did the city leave them there because of their new found habitat, respecting the bees importance of nature? No, they were removed immediately by pro handlers. The one in Times Square was removed in a half-hour.

But in a regular town like Kew Gardens, so far east from the city, has to deal with the pissed off drones who lost their habitat (sounds like they were gentreefied). It’s near analogous to consider that the city is handling the bee problem there the same as it’s dealing with the homeless population in the borough it’s in.

I guess one’s densely tourist populated area is an environmental and health threat is another area’s nature preserve.

New Bad Days 34: Bill de Faustio Wins Mayor Primary With Barely Over A Tenth Of The Five Boroughs Going To Vote And A Little Help From The Incompetent, Irritable BOE And The Calculated Indifference Regarding Endemic Corrupted Politics In Elected Office By The Corporate Local News Media!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/primary13n-11.jpgDamn, Damn, Damn


At a theater in Boerum Hill, Mayor Big Slow Bill de Blasio celebrated his primary victory over candidate Sal Albanese, beating him with 59% of the votes of a pathetic and apathetic 14% of the electorate in the 5 boroughs. A meager 400,000 registered democrats in a city of 3.2 million of them.

The mayor, who lucked out of a widespread wide-tentacled corruption investigation involving favored legislation for moneyed donors, running an illegal campaign fund in a government office and siphoning money to upstate democrat senate campaigns and is running on a hollow slogan as bad as his former boss Hillary Clinton’s “I’m with her” with “this is your city” and nothing else.

This farce of an election and it’s utter disinterest in it is the result of the constituency quitting. If there is even a constituency anymore, since it seems that the majority of citizens in the past 5 to 10 years are mostly transients and might not even be registered to vote or even to a party. And also because of a local news media that has been willfully absent as the Democrat Machine has seen some de Faustio endorsed candidates and established politicians involved in shady behavior and machinations of their own. There is recently elected Carlina Rivera of the East Village, who is living in section 8 housing with her husband who ran 3 coffee shops that failed, is a partner in a current one, owns an luxury apartment in Soho, and his father is a wealthy high powered lawyer in a white shoe law firm and was recently exposed in photos, deleted by his wife on her social media account of him cruising on a yacht. There’s recently elected Francisco Moya, who to qualify for the Jackson Heights council seat, lived with his parents in the area but owns a luxe apt. in Long Island City and is profiting financially from both residences. There’s Councilman Paul Vallone who used children to elicit signatures for petitions and encouraged forgery in them. Finally there is Elizabeth Crowley, cousin of alpha dog hack Congressman Joe Crowley, who is just plain stupid.

Despite the despairingly apathetic showing at the poll sites, the low turnout was still exacerbated by reports of polling sites being switched and technical malfunctions with the machines. It’s enough to believe that the people who are responsible for the electoral process want to make an American custom and divine right of the citizens born or naturalized in this nation like voting for the people to represent them want to make it meaningless.

Now he is taking this weak ass victory as momentum for his Republican opponent Nicole Millotakis and maligning her for her support to Donald Trump. Which is hysterical because Bill would have been sitting his indicted fat ass on a bench in the Southern District courthouse with his taxpayer paid lawyers from Kramer Levin if Figurehead Trump didn’t do him a solid by firing Preet Bharara.

So the efforts and non-efforts to keep an entrenched system of passive endemic corruption and to maintain big club of elected hacks at the expense of the public and actually the environment because of the Gentrification Industrial Complex, de Blasio has a good chance, unless he fucks up royally in the next month and a half, of returning to his undeserved position to continue running the city into the ground. But not for this city, but a lame, banal and inequitable version of it. He will, as he is currently, be the Impunity Mayor of Impunity City.

Your city.

Meanwhile, in other happenings in other locales…

At the City Polytechnic High School in Downtown Brooklyn, a student was caught smuggling a .25 caliber gun at the metal detectors.

Also in Downtown Brooklyn at the Nevins St. station, a man was slashed in the face with a box cutter from a man he fought with previously who wanted to sell him a card swipe.

In Bed-Stuy, 2 men in an SUV that was pursued by plainclothes cops over for a shooting sped off and rammed into a police cruiser, injuring 2 cops.

Also in Bed-Stuy, 2 apartment buildings, one abandoned, went on fire an hour apart from each other.

Again in Bed-Stuy, a man was shot at 4 times in a drive-by in front of the Sumner Houses at 6:25 p.m.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a man was shot in the back in a drive-by at the Louis Armstrong Houses.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a fire that destroyed a home was discovered to be inhabited by a group of men who looted the place after the owner died.

In Borough Park at the start of the 5 Boro Bike Tour, a drunk driver plowed into a group of bikers waiting at the light, dragging a woman cyclist as he kept going.

In Flatbush, a man murdered his wife in their apartment after a domestic dispute about him not able to work.

Donk donk. In Greenwood, a professional actor was caught breaking into a woman’s home and found with a reporter’s I.D. and NYPD press pass.

On the express tracks by the 18th street station in Flatbush, a man walking on the tracks was killed when the Q train arrived.

On the Kosciuszko St. station platform in Bushwick, a commuter another stupid fucking idiot who was sitting on the ledge and dangling his legs injured himself when the train arrived.

In Clinton Hill, a policewoman in the internal affairs dept. had her unlocked car robbed of her gun, appointed radio and phone, pepper spray, baton and bulletproof vest.

In East Flatbush at 5 p.m., a livery cab driver furious over a double parked van making a delivery, attacked one of the movers with a baseball bat and broke his skull.

Also in East Flatbush, 2 men sitting in a parked car got busted possessing 26 bags of crack and scales.

Again in East Flatbush, a cyclist got hit by a car as he was riding fast and crossing against the light.

At a school in Williamsburg, a man punched a NYPD safety agent in the face who refused to let him access the building.

Also in Williamsburg, a man walked into a liquor store, pulled out a gun and robbed the register of $1,500

In Crown Heights, a pregnant woman was hit twice by errant bullets in a hail of gunfire by her home at 12:40 p.m. after she went shopping for her baby shower.

Also in Crown Heights, a man walking out of a corner deli was shot multiple times at 4:20 a.m. and died when he went back inside to hide. (Look out Summerhill, seriously)

Again in Crown Heights, a landlord who changed the locks of a family he evicted did not notice a pitbull in a crate that was without food or water.

In Brownsville, a father was slashed and his gang member son was stabbed 5 times on the street by 6 men from a rival gang at 2 p.m.

Again in Brownsville at the Marcus Garvey Houses, a man walked up to two men in front and shot both of them.

In the Navy Yard, a man walked into a service bathroom and was ambushed and choked by a man hiding inside who then took his keys and stole his car.

At P.S. 200K in Bath Beach, a school staffer took a 5-year-old student’s head and shoved it into his lap and got a boner.


In South Ozone Park at 10:50 a.m., a man parking his car in front of his house was held up and shot in the foot as he tried to run from a man who ripped the gold chains from his neck while he was bleeding on the ground.

At the 67th avenue station in Forest Hills, a man yelled mistaken bigoted slurs at a mother and her daughter, then spat on the daughter and beat her to the ground and assaulted her mother when she tried to defend her.

In Corona, a 5 year old boy died when he climbed out a window in the bathroom he was locked in from the outside at an apartment that was still being constructed.

In Ridgewood at 1:30 a.m., a man leaving a house party was confronted by two men and found dead on the sidewalk from a head injury after one of them punched him.

In Astoria, a masked man shot another man in the arm in front of the Ravenswood Houses.


At a criminal courthouse in Downtown, an inmate slashed an correction officer in the face with a razor hidden in a pen cap. The representative of the C.O. union declared that inmate violence and attacks are not being reported or prevented under de Faustio and the reduction of punishment is making the environment worse, but what does he know besides what the people he represents tell him?

In Inwood, a drug dispute on the street led to a dealer getting shot twice and paralyzed.

In NoMad, a woman riding a citibike got her leg smashed up when a dump truck cut her off making a right turn while she was making one.

In East Harlem, a high school student was shot in the chest and killed in front of his apartment building.

Also in East Harlem, a woman was slashed in her apartment by her roommate. The victim’s name is reportedly Tasmanian Devil.

On the 6 train in the Upper East Side, a woman hit a 70-year-old woman with her elbow who sat down next to her and then slapped the elderly commuter twice when the victim moved to another seat to get away from her and tried to defend herself.

At the Park Place Station platform in Downtown, a homeless man molested a woman as he grinded her from behind.

In Hell’s Kitchen, a cab driver being vexed by his passengers was assaulted and had his keys stolen and thrown in the street by the daughter of a nationally renown activist and a cabe political talk show host, aided by her friends.

In the Upper East Side, a woman was killed as she slipped exiting out of a cab by 2 other cabs that ran over her and kept driving.

Also in the Upper East Side, a homeless woman stepping onto the street was killed as she was hit by a cab that kept going.

In Harlem, a man stabbed his wife to death then committed suicide from jumping out of his 8th floor apt. window.

Also in Harlem, a man attacked, threw against the wall and sexually molested a woman walking to her building.

In Washington Square Park, a homeless man got stabbed during a fight over a dice game at 8 p.m.

In Chelsea, a woman had her T.V. robbed by a homeless man that she invited and left alone in her home to take a shower; a man punched another man in a diner on 23rd and 9th avenue and a man unreasonably punched a window of a restaurant.

In Little Italy as the San Gennaro festival was getting prepared, a vendor was attacked and stabbed by a man who he found laying down on the sidewalk at 7:45 p.m.

In Kips Bay, an 80-year-old man was accosted with a racial slur and shoved to a floor by a woman because of where he was sitting, which was in the front where the seating is prioritized for the elderly.

In Washington Heights, a trio of heroin/fentanyl drug dealers were busted in their apartment.

2 muggers, a man and a woman, have been involved in a series of thefts in the subway in the Downtown, Brooklyn, and the Lower East Side areas.


In Soundview, a woman was held at gunpoint then sexually assaulted in her apartment by a man who climbed a fire escape and climbed through her kitchen window.

In Edenwald, a man was shot and killed in his apartment by cops, one who emptied an entire cartridge, when he refused to drop a knife and a gun which turned out to be a toy.

In Morissania, a man was shot in the head and killed at 10:45 p.m. after leaving a corner grocery store and arguing with 3 men inside who then followed him

At the Man stabbed in the head while waiting at Bronx subway station – NY Daily News in Highbridge at 6:30 a.m., A man accompanied by another man slashed a commuter in the head following an argument.

In Fordham, a man crossing the street under scrutiny of the Vision Zero program was killed by a box truck at 7:10 a.m.

In Foxhurst, a livery cab driver was held up at gunpoint at 6:00 a.m. by 2 passengers he picked up in Jackson Heights who robbed his keys, phone and wallet.

In Woodstock, a homeless man broke into the apartment of a mother and her baby daughter, stabbed the mother and forced both of them onto the fire escape to throw them off until a Samaritan bashed a lamp on his head to stop him.

In Eastchester, a landlord shot a tenant in the chest over a rent dispute and fled the scene.

In Fordham Manor, an 18 year old man got shot in the leg.

Staten Island

In Port Richmond, a man stabbed his mother at their home after they went shopping.

In New Springville, a man was busted for possessing an arsenal of guns, rifles and ammunition while on probation for a prior similar violation.

In New Dorp, 2 men robbed a Duane Reade of 3K worth of over-the-counter medicine.

Also in New Dorp, a married couple robbed the taxpayers of $750,000 for claiming that their home got destroyed during Hurricane Sandy when they abandoned it months before the storm.


Mayor de Blasio, Dostoevsky’s The Idiot Redux-The Stupid Fucking Idiot

New York, NY

“Don’t let us forget that the causes of human actions are usually immeasurably more complex and varied than our subsequent explanations of them. And these can rarely be distinctly defined.”

“Let us become servants in order to be leaders.”

Prince Mishkin, The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“I don’t care, my friend”

  Bill de Blasio, Mayor Of New York City

Mayor De Blasio has been quite the character since his somewhat celebrated yet constituent sparsely voted electoral victory almost 4 years ago. Especially since his declaration and promise of his mission to end the proverbial “tale of two cities”. Well, since that historic and now portent of doom day, the landscape of the boroughs has become virtually alien as is the residential citizenry. The cost of living has become next to impossible for all the long suffering natives thanks to growth of tower pestilence, nurtured in the guise and ruse of implementing affordable housing. The infrastructure and transit services have reached their breaking points from population overcrowding and street reshaping. And the local government offices are more entrenched with corruption and glad-handing.

This was not supposed to be this way considering the ideological bent of our once seemingly caring mayor, who ran on a campaign of encompassing equity and progressive policies to benefit and to provide security for all.

Today, alas, the remnants of these promises from the current mayor have been nothing but utter lies and have manifested into great spoils for his donors, his gilded base, and himself.

There has been a lot of invective towards De Blasio for the way he betrayed the constituents and citizens of the city he runs. Names like The Dope From Park Slope, De Bozo, De Bigassio, De Sastero, The Mayor Of Simpleton, and of course this site’s repeated referrals Mayor Big Slow and De Faustio, the latter in my biased opinion probably the best and most apt of his character (and lack of) being that he sold his soul to the proverbial devil(s) for his lofty position and current standing as a dominant unopposed favorite to be re-elected.

But there is also another one, and it cannot be more well deserved for a person who is walking around like he owns the joint and behaving with unabashed arrogance and thoughtlessness and displaying an imperial hubris.

Considering his progressive ideology, it brings to mind that poor unfortunate soul in Fyodor Dotoyevsky’s classic and confounding novel, The Idiot, Prince Mishkin, an epileptic man of an exalted position who possessed a compassionate soul and inherent concern for the less fortunate. A Christ figure who eventually suffered when he thought he could influence his avaricious peers to change their ways after they took advantage of his charity and naivete. Well, in Bill’s case, his similar kowtowing to his peers, advisors and betters (city council, public relations, real estate and bankers) has reduced him to a shell of a man with a powerful position.

Mayor Bill de Balsio has become The Stupid Fucking Idiot.

There is one small difference, Mayor De Blasio has enthusiastically accepted his fate and has become even more powerful despite being as vulnerable and weak as Prince Mishkin, who wound up suffering to his affliction. Only because of a legion of real estate overlords, maggot marketers and promoters and a recalcitrant and weakened press. But mostly emboldened by a ton of fucking luck by having his corruption cases dismissed when Figurehead Trump fired Southern District Attorney Preet Bharara as the case was about to head for trial and the gruesome McDonnell decision by the U.S. Supreme Court which officially legalized buying influence and dispensing political and legislative favors in government.

Vitriolic, yes (clickbaiting, obviously). But how can there be other ways to describe this shell of a person without vulgarly simplifying it? Especially with the behavior he has exhibited in this year since being fortunately cleared of charges of pay to play governing and running a shadow government in City Hall.

Consider the promise he made in the two cities tale. The plight of the working poor and middle classes (the latter which he has yet to acknowledge) have got worse. All the while his advisors and donors have devoured all the spoils of the city, and his staffers have gotten massive raises for the same positions they hold or for promotions of dubious stature. Also, his and his staffers lawyers have benefited sweetly from representing them in their criminal trials as well as representing the developers that they lobbied to get sweet zoning permits for.

Under this one city he promised, scumlords of all stripes have took advantage of the cities utter lack of enforcement and continued oversight of the criminal shenagins and tactics, from environmentally hazardous gut renovations, tenant intimidation by hiring goons to harass them, letting newcoming tenants use airbnb with strangers coming and going every week.

His affordable housing is joke and also fraudulent and parts of it were already implemented in his proposed 10 year plan, some buildings were already being planned and built since 2012, so basically he has turned getting equitable housing for working poor people into a 14 year plan. The amount of affordable apts. allotted from every tower built with market rate apts. is miniscule. The lottery also benefits more for newcomers to the neighborhood where they are built instead of people that have been here longer and would like a change of scenery or to move to safer location.

Of course his answer to the needs of people struggling to make rent as the majority of them have seen wages remain stagnant, is to build more shelters or transfer former cluster buildings into full-time shelters. 90 of them. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the real affordable housing plan. Putting people into shelters, because with lousy wages you can’t pay rent, and the costs of housing singles and families cost about $3,000, which is actually the speculative/fabricated market rate for dwellings in the hot and determined to be hot towns. It’s a income disparity, economic inequity win/win.

If you break it down, the affordable housing plan that purports to build and maintain 200,000 apts. relies on the building of around 500,000 market rate apts. and also luxury studios and one bedrooms worth around 1 to 2 million. Idiotic.

Property taxes also went up but mostly in poorer neighborhoods. A big inequity issue arose when it was found that wealthier enclaves, including the mayor’s beloved park slope home paid less taxes despite the homes higher worth for being in market rich areas, this inequity also spilled over to apartment buildings, as landlords in poorer neighborhoods have bigger tax burdens than in luxury tower dominant hip areas.

And there is all those people who he felt comfortable around with, once and still, and office machinations that he feigns ignorance of or was allegedly too stupid to notice.

Like those criminal donors at the beginning of his campaign run and the first years of holding office, two festering boils Jona Rechnitz and Jeremy Riechberg, who with their donations/bribes were able to run roughshod and use the NYPD for their own personal escort service and get their properties violations overlooked by the Department of Buildings. More favors and oversights were doled when Jona contributed mightily for de Blasio’s pathetic and failed attempt to steer state senate elections to Democrat candidates.

There was also the Rivington House medical care center plunder with the deed flip arranged by his deputy mayor Anthony Shorris. Resulting in a near 100 million dollar profit for the predatory equity seller.

And just recently, a lobbying firm was able to steer donations worth over $60,000 to the Blaz through a convenient loophole.

And of course there is the Campaign For One New York, a slush fund raising 501 (c) (4) that was established to get his pre-K and affordable/luxury housing programs started. Around a couple of million of dollars were donated to this false charity by the usual suspects from real estate, LLC’s and public relations and promotional groups. He topped off the ending of this fund by reading a creepy book to children in a pre-K class about a kleptomaniac raccoon called the Secret Pizza Party, whose fable was not so coincidentally similar to the mayor’s illicit fundraising effort.

So obsessed with his pre-k and slush fund raising mission, he overlooked the security of newborns in the Hasidic community who continue the practice of metizitzah b’peh which entails the mohel putting his mouth on the infants penis to suck the blood out, all because of his debt to that community that supported his primary, which subsequently led to report of babies contracting herpes from the disgusting custom. And the children of his public schools and NYCHA buildings in potential danger of consuming water containing Flint level lead contamination.

There is also his handling of the prisons which he left in the road tripping and shiftless hands of the recently resigned Joe Ponte and his other tax payer funded car traveling underlings. While security at Rikers deteriorates and violent crime and gang activity escalates.

There is also his moronic and indifferent concept of transparency. By refusing to release his emails in full, doing government business on personal servers including his farm team of staffers and aides. Redacting everything on every message. His administrations persistent refusals to respond to FOIL requests ranging from police brutality, lead levels in water, official meetings with unelected and unappointed people of interest to the actual qualifications for affordable housing apartments.

Lobbyists, for a brief time the agents of the city, has raked in close to 200 million dollars in the last 2 years. The most to De Blasio’s pal and protet placard holding James Capalino who was the top earning lobbyist in the past 2 years making 26 million representing the overlords of real estate, which has resulted in the shutting down of hospitals and the pillaging of waterfront properities for luxury glass behemoth towers. His other fave firm Berlin/Rosen, the latter of which had unfettered access to City Hall during city planning meetings, also made millions in the short time of de Blasio’s term and has expanded to other major cities.

And to confirm and compound his aggrandizing fucking stupidity, he has the most staffers working for him than any mayor in city history. 300 people are working for Mr. Bill at 6 figure salaries. How many little brains does it take to shape policy and run government efficiently? Or is this more like a neoliberal cult. Or maybe an imitation of a WeWork building. (A “startup” by the way, is another large contributor to his campaigns and CONY, and has offices in every part of town below 59th street.)

But the probably the most offensive and egregious thing he has done, was his hosting a street renaming in the honor of Daily News Legendary Reporter Jimmy Breslin. When he mentioned that Breslin focused more on everyday people than the famous and the powerful, there was an underlying sneer to that statement considering his position and his total contempt for the local press. Especially what he thought Jimmy meant to hold leaders accountable to the citizenry. He really couldn’t help stressing that Jimmy did his best reporting on everyday people, as if Jimmy was soft and less diligent on the elected and appointed officials abusing their positions to enrich and empower themselves. De Blasio obviously was referring to the junket there at the renaming when he stated the/his problems with the media today to focus on the boldface names instead of the regular folk. But when 3 men producing a documentary for Jimmy there tried to oblige the blaz and try to interview the guy putting up the street sign, a DOT staffer obstructed them because they weren’t approved (By whom? the worker or the mayor?)

His contempt for the press and his idiotic demands to stay on topic is as if he was the executive producer for the news team questioning him.

There are just infinitely more reasons how stupid this man is and how unqualified he is for this elected position. His recent blog post on his rejected donor list is not even a revelation being that it was factually untrue and but more like it was expected of him. The guy steadfastly doubles back and passes the buck whenever any incompetence or intransigence is laid upon him, for which he is truly responsible and arrogantly in his 4 years refuses to acknowledge and accept.

Bill de Blasio has to primaried out. He is clearly too stupid to work in government (but apparently quite adept at raising money by any means necessary, which shows in abundance by his prior job as campaign manager for Manifest Hillary’s senate campaign). He also cannot be trusted. Ever. His plans for the poorest residents in this city requires years to decades for it to manifest as he basically admitted in the last debate. That is not enough time. And it apparently also has to come after his donor’s demands for more riverfront luxury buildings, high end flophouse hotels and that equally stupid idiotic BQX trolley everybody in those districts don’t want.

Let’s get this bum out of office before he does anymore damage and ruins more lives with his cowardice, beggary and willful ignorance.

Because this city doesn’t need a stupid fucking idiot running it who will always conveniently don’t know or didn’t read about things like impropriety in his cabinet and in the unscrupulous decisions and choices he will surely make.

This post is dedicated to Jimmy Breslin, and Fyodor Dyotoevsky

Breaking News: Impunity City Gets Hacked. sighting of Impunity City hacker.

A few days ago while stroking my ego checking my blog referrals, I clicked on a page of a commentary section of a favored link and noticed some disturbing activity. The comment window suddenly started printing dashes and wouldn’t stop. This dashing also appeared in the address bar when I tried to go on other pages, and my computer starting beeping uncontrollably. A history deletion and cache clearing of the browser and hard drive stopped it for a bit.

As I restarted my computer, the incessant beeping continued and then I had to restart it with the startup disk. Fortunately I was able to save everything and since most of what I wrote is on good old reliable paper this wasn’t much of a loss, but I did lose all my browser bookmarks which is a big detriment to what I was about to unleash on this blogosphere in the next few days.

The hacker, I assume managed to infect the link which I provide to the blog I frequently visit for the proprietor of said blog told me that it wasn’t hacked.

This is a first for me and this digital publication that I actually managed to piss off a person to the point that this globule thought it necessary to damage property and oppress information and written speech. Of a digital publication that averages barely 10 readers a day. Although it does cause me worry, I feel slightly flattered. Now I know what narcissistic idiots feel when they call people the childish term “haters”, although I do not necessarily want to revel in this affront to my personal life.

This digital publication is part hobby, part info and mostly opinion and righteous vitriol. I welcome whatever fans or fanenemies that this blog makes in the present and future. Just show some class and don’t fuck with the merchandise. If you can’t stand the commentary or the reporting, the comment window is right there—>>>>>>>. You are just wasting mine and yours time but mostly yours.



New Bad Days 33: A 5 Minute, 5 Bus Macabre Tour Of Bronx Precinct From Fort Apache Movie; Materializing Footprint Sinkhole In Bed-Stuy; Stabbings Abound At Columbus Circle And Through The Boroughs; NYPD Poisoned By Powdered Drug Dealer And A Shocking (To The Newbs) Drug Bust At A Luxury Tower In L.I.C.


In Melrose, 5 charter buses show up everyday so tourists can wander around mindlessly and pointlessly by a police precinct that was featured in the movie Fort Apache, The Bronx according to the blog Welcome 2 the Bronx.

The 1980 movie was a fictional dramatization of the poverty, crime, blight, city government neglect and police and political corruption that engulfed the neighborhood in the 70’s and 80’s. This tour, unfortunately is real as described with venomous contempt by the narrator.

These gawking rubes as well as the ghoulish assholes organizing and producing these tours have no class or sense of decency. As with the lady with the bullet wall in Crown Heights and that monstrous Bronx is Burning mockery art exhibit and decadent party at a Chetrit development , it’s another case of a warped collective of people morbidly capitalizing on the Bad Old Days. This morbid curiosity tour resembles the scene in Treme when a tour bus arrived at a street funeral procession involving the Indian second line marchers.

Is this why the city and the NYPD is keeping crime at bay and the two decade dip in major crimes. Is this the result and the meaning behind the effort of arresting the gangs and the recidivist individual offenders and keeping stats low and providing security for the citizens or just for these wandering half-wits who do not pay taxes to live here but get to frolic around these areas of notoriety and film adaptations so they can put them in their horrendous and boring social networking photo album platforms?

It’s getting rigoddamndiculous out here. This tour for a marginal hit movie may be just the tipping point, but it won’t be long when a tour for “Do the right thing” comes around and stops by the spot where Radio Raheem got choked to death by a cop. Knowing these fiends, plans might be made for a stop by the newsstand where Eric Garner got choked to death. Really, why not, and judging by the clientele in that video, they don’t have the conscience to give a shit about the communities they are invading.

Meanwhile…in other towns and locations…

In Highbridge, a man murdered his girlfriend by shoving rosary beads down her throat thinking she was possessed by Satan, then ran naked out on the street.

Also in Highbridge, 3 teenage boys attacked and robbed a food delivery man of his cash as he was walking down the stairs leaving the building.

In Mount Hope, a man slashed a father and his son with a box cutter after he almost ran them over on the street and argued about as if he was right.

At the Bronx Hall Of Justice by the Grand Concourse, an inmate under processing attacked guards with a metal pole and bit them as they tried to restrain him.

At the Bronx-Lebanon Hospital in Soundview, a man was caught raping a female patient with a brain injury.

In Forrest Houses, a man just released from jail from a false conviction and involved in a class action suit with other people against a rogue cop, was found dead in a stairwell with a shot to the chest.

In Morrisania, an 100-year-old man shot himself with his unlicensed gun in his apartment.

In Longwood, a man broke into a house at 6 a.m. and creeped into a woman’s bedroom as she was lying there and stabbed her 5 times then stole her wall.

In Yonkers, a bust of Christoper Columbus in a park was decapitated off it’s base. Loosely encouraged by council speaker Melissa Mark Viverito’s ridiculous removal demand for the big one of the genocidal explorer on 59th street and inspired by an early classic Simpsons episode.


In the East Village, two men kicked a 62 year old woman from behind and stole her purse.

In the Upper East Side, a woman who worked as an corporate recruiter committed suicide when she jumped off the top of her townhouse across the street from Gracie Mansion at 10:30 a.m.

Also on the Upper East Side, a man duped a 95 year old woman who claimed he was her nephew and rip her off for 2 grand.

In Times Square, a naked man was wandering by the TKTS area and then was tackled by police.

In Bryant Park, where there are elaborate free lawn movie viewings, a fancy upscale restaurant and a palatial tent catering hall with chandelier lighting, a man claiming to be a vampire beheaded two pigeons he caught and was drinking the blood from them like they were glasses of sherry.

In Midtown, a homeless woman gave birth to a baby that died in her arms at 8 a.m.

Also in Midtown, a man running a red light and from police in pursuit was pulled over by a motorcycle cop and had a gun drawn to his face.

At the Columbus Circle Station, a lunatic man was arrested after he pulled a knife out on the downtown rerouted express C train, robbed a man sitting next to him of 7 bucks and a phone, then tried to rob a 62-year-old man who resisted and kicked his ass even though the culprit stabbed him 3 times.

Also at Columbus Circle, a tourist was randomly stabbed in the back with a knife by a homeless man. (Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless)

At the 57th street station in Midtown West, a train conductor was headbutted by a passenger when he tried to wake him up.

In Union Square, a man riding his bike on 14h street was hit by a police car speeding towards him in the wrong lane as they were on their way to remove a “suspicious package”. No word on what the package contained.

In Chelsea, a man sneaked into and burglarized a church and stole 2 laptops, a monitor, camera and $1,100 in cash just before noon. The same suspect looted a synogogue 2 months before 10 blocks north.

In Yorkville, four businesses were broken into and burglarized in one week by 3 men that stole over $1,500 cash, two registers and a workers personal belongings.

In the Lower East Side, a woman with a blue plastic bag robbed a nail salon of a customer’s purse and $1,100.

Also on the Lower East Side, 2 apartments rented by single women were invaded and  burglarized in consecutive days.

Again on the Lower East Side, a man threw a padlock in the face of a man waiting for a bus. A man and woman were mugged by two women who sprayed the man with pepper spray and knocked the woman on the ground and stole her purse. And a man attacked a woman from behind, knocked her to the ground and stole her purse.

In Soho, a food vendor was hit with a hammer by another food vendor and attacked by two others over turf.

In Inwood, a 78-year-old woman was robbed of 10 grand by two women wearing shields around their necks impersonating cops.

In Washington Heights, a woman crossing the street got hit by a car trying to maneuver around her then drove off.

In the Upper West Side, a man running from the cops tried to escape them by running into a subway tunnel at the 96th street station, subsequently delaying morning rush hour service on the 1,2,3.

At the Brookfield Palace Mall in Battery Park City, a man walked into a high end clothing store and snatched 2 suede jackets worth over $11,000 and fled. 2 jackets. $11,000. A “Palace Mall”.

Also in Battery Park, a 70-year-old man jumped into the Hudson River and refused to rescued.

A woman at a nightclub in the Financial District had her purse robbed containing her watch, cellphone, sunglasses and wallet worth a combined $2,300. A short walk from that crime, a woman had her citibike stolen when she left it loose when she got a slice of pizza.

In Tribeca, as a man sitting in a park area got up to throw something in the trashcan, he returned to the bench seconds later to find his laptop, earbuds, designer glasses and his thermos stolen. Never leave your shit, people.

Also in Tribeca, a restaurant fire engulfed the apartments above them in flames.

In Soho, a man who parked his Mercedes Benz overnight on West Houston St. discovered his window broken the next morning and his laptop and radar detector (??) stolen. Never, ever leave your shit, people.

The NYPD arrested a man wanted for a string of bank robberies located on Broadway.


In Rego Park, during a heroin/fentanyl bust in an apartment building, 8 cops got sick and hospitalized from the fumes of the drugs after arresting a man covered in white powder. The culprit is being reported as mentally ill, even though he tried to poison the cops on the scene by sheeting himself with a toxic substance.

Also in Rego Park, 2 tenants got ill when it was found that a rash of Legionarre’s Disease spread in the apartment complex.

At a recently built market rate luxury tower in Long Island City, a man and a woman were arrested when found to be operating a designer drug manufacturing and selling ring in their apartment. These two hipster idiots should have used a better logo and the craftiness of Walter White/Heisenberg (logo pictured) was one of two websites used by Brian Parker to sell drugs, federal prosecutors said.

At the Woodhaven Blvd station on the J train in Woodhaven at 2:30 p.m., an 85-year-old man was assaulted by a deranged racist commuter after the victim accidentally dropped his cane on his attacker’s leg at an earlier stop.

In Middle Village, a 4-year-old boy was walking alone in Juniper Valley Park when a daycare center operator took him there and lost him

In Forest Hills, a man held up a bank and robbed it of just $474, the same bank was robbed a month earlier by another man. The suspect is wanted in another bank robbery in Jamaica.

At the Astoria Park pool in Astoria, a barefoot man going for a swim decided to stash his 9mm gun in a locker.

Also in Astoria, a statue of Columbus got stenciled with graffiti declaring it a symbol of genocide.

In Ozone Park, a man was detained from his house when he was caught trying to join a  terrorist organization through the internets.

Also in Ozone Park, a woman coming home from Resorts World casino got attacked from behind and landed face first on the road by a man who robbed her purse.

Again in Ozone Park, a man attempted to break into a house on Centerville St.

In Ridgewood, a man was found savagely beaten bloody with head swelling on the street at 1:30 a.m.

In Woodside, a man broke into 2 adjacent apartments and robbed one of merchandise and cash.

At the 67th avenue station in Forest Hills, a man dug his hands into an elderly man’s pocket and stole his wallet.

In Queens Village, an imbecilic looking man with tattoos on his face attempted to abduct a 12 year old girl at 6:30 p.m.

In Sunnyside, a landlord that has received recent notoriety by decorating his lobby with pictures of Naz

In Jamaica, a mother pushed her baby in a stroller down the stairs while fighting with her boyfriend.

At the Willets Point station in Flushing, a man killed himself by electrocution as he touched the third rail.

A man was spotted wearing a necklace with a small Nazi emblem on the Queensboro Plaza platform in Astoria.

By the Belt Parkway in Howard Beach, a man was hit by a drunk driver at 3:00 a.m.


 A man's right leg became trapped in a small sinkhole on a Bedford-Stuyvesant street Tuesday morning.

In Bed-Stuy, a man crossing the street got his entire leg stuck when a sinkhole materialized on the asphalt as he took a step. All those wearing skinny jeans proceed with caution and watch your step.

Also in Bed-Stuy, a woman broke into lockers in a YMCA and made purchases with the credit cards that she stole.

Again in Bed-Stuy, a gunman fired at 2 men and 2 boys on the street, killing one with a shot to his head.

And again in Bed-Stuy, a man was found dead on a roof of a beauty salon.

And again in Bed-Stuy on the A train running between Nostrand and Franklin, a man got into a fight with another man who slashed him in the face.

In East New York, a man standing on a street corner had his foot run over by a car that sped off, then got shot twice in the leg by the driver when he returned to the spot after to argue with the man he hit.

Also in East New York, a barrage of gunfire went off at 2:30 p.m. on the street hitting a teenage boy with 13 shots and a 45 year old woman that resulted from a previous gang brawl involving the bullet-ridden victim.

In East Flatbush, a car nearly hitting two women on the street escalated into a brawl between the driver’s girlfriend and the pedestrians and then gunfire erupted hitting the driver in the head.

In Flatlands, a bank was robbed of $100,000 as a technician working on the ATM machine was threatened.

In Fort Greene, a bike rider was critically injured when a car hit him and drove off. The driver then abandoned it.

In Bushwick, a drunk driver jumped a curb, sped on a crowded sidewalk and hit 4 people, injuring 6.

Also in Bushwick, a fire gutted a church that served the communities less fortunate people with food pantries and clothing donations.

Again In Bushwick, a motorcycle rider killed himself when he collided with a bread truck making a turn.

In Mill Basin, a dead body with a cracked skull wrapped in blue tarp, duct tape and attached to a cinder block was found floating in the bay.

In Crown Heights, a man driving with a suspended license pulled a gun out on a woman in a car in front of him and threatened to shoot her. A man waiting for a bus at 2 a.m. was ambushed and beaten down by 2 men.

Also in Crown Heights, blocks from the J’Overt festival, 4 people got shot on the street with one fatality.

And again in Crown Heights during the West Indian Parade, two people were stabbed at different spots 10 minutes apart from each other.

In Borough Park, two people died as their house went on fire after leaving a BBQ grill still lit.

Staten Island

In Nunley Court, a man barricaded himself and the woman he assaulted in his home, leading to a standoff with police.

In Eltingville, a man brazenly shoplifted 27 steaks and roasts from a supermarket.

In Tottenville, an elderly man backed up his car into a laundromat, injuring 6 people.



Wrath Of The Scumlords: NYCHA Reneges On Recent City Funding With Shitty Roof Renovation And Secret Water Toxicity. Lafayette Houses. Storm resilient roofs not included.

Brooklyn, N.Y.

NY Daily News: NYCHA signs off on botched Brooklyn roof repairs that allowed water pooling

A major rehab effort failed to fix the roof of a building at a Brooklyn housing development, but NYCHA still signed off on the job as complete — just one of many failures noted in a city audit to be released Monday.

So when it rained this past Nov. 30, about 5 inches of water pooled on the roof of Building Five at the Lafayette Houses in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn. The pooling, which remained two days later, can cause leaks, and it’s just the type of problem the rehab of all roofs in the Brooklyn development was supposed to address.

City Controller Scott Stringer’s audit describes a pattern of ineptitude in NYCHA’s struggle to repair its aging buildings. Of NYCHA’s 320 developments, 270 are more than 30 years old and 114 were built before 1967. Lafayette, for example, opened in 1962, the year John Glenn became the first American to orbit the Earth.

Lafayette was part of a $300 million, three-year effort by Mayor de Blasio to fix roofs throughout public housing. NYCHA paid Universal Construction Resources $10.9 million to rehab roofs on all seven Lafayette buildings.

After the November rainstorm, Stringer’s auditors randomly checked Building Five and found the pooled water. Two days later they found it was still there, contrary to industry standards that require water to drain completely within 48 hours.

Stringer’s team also found minor ponding on the roofs of several other NYCHA developments that had been certified as repaired, including the Sumner Houses in Brooklyn, King Towers in Manhattan and South Beach Houses in Staten Island.

Lafayette was part of a $300 million, three-year effort by Mayor de Blasio to fix roofs throughout public housing. NYCHA paid Universal Construction Resources $10.9 million to rehab roofs on all seven Lafayette buildings.

NYCHA could provide no proof that it had actually inspected the work on Building Five roof two years after the repair was completed, even though the warranty required semiannual inspections.

And because NYCHA didn’t identify the problem within the one-year warranty, the taxpayers are on the hook for the lousy repair job.

This is only the start of the nearly half century long neglect of NYCHA housing, the real affordable housing program. And true to their nature when it comes to actually handling the effects of it, they botch another job they are entrusted with.

This recent oversight and criminally incompetent offense comes just months after a one billion dollars and 10 year renovation budget to repair all of the buildings leaky roofs. But after this recent revelation which came out 10 months later after the fact, the residents of these dilapidated buildings and decrepit, neglected apartments probably will look at this allocation with collective apprehension. Mostly it will entail buying extra pots and pans. Hey, maybe they will be dispensed as new amenities to go along with the free Wifi as part of the encompassing new budget.

With this exhibition of gross indifference the spread of more mold and other infrastructure damage from shorting light fixtures to ceiling collapses and wall damage leading to new egress for rodents and roaches of unusual size. It’s going to take another 300 million to fix the damages caused by the roof that they dismissively thought was sound.

How can something of such expenditure and magnitude, especially coming from an administration that is so (but mostly feigns) concern for the less fortunate and from an government organization that is indebted and responsible for the tenancy. Well, look no further than a decision by NYCHA commissioner and technocrat Shoya Olatoye leveled on the Department of Investigation. Ms. Olatoye decided to kill funding for city’s independent inspector general in charge of regulating the housing authority just to save a comparably measly 200 grand. The timing of this decision is equally awful and suspicious.

NY Daily News: NYCHA rejects funding boost for inspector general who discovered fraud, corruption at agency

Last month, Housing Authority Chairwoman Shola Olatoye notified DOI Commissioner Mark Peters she would not grant his request for an extra $199,000, bringing the NYCHA IG’s total budget from $3.3 million to $3.5 million.

In an April 13 letter to Olatoye obtained by the News, Peters notes that last year his office uncovered $6.5 million in fraud, opened 270 investigations and developed 53 criminal cases involving NYCHA staff and tenants.

The inspector general has also issued three critical reports about NYCHA mismanagement, including a stunning revelation that a caretaker falsely claimed smoke detectors were functioning shortly before a fire engulfed an apartment and killed two children.

This may be why this leaky roof report is so late.

Housing Authority spokeswoman Zodet Negron made clear the agency’s historic money crunch was the rationale for the decision. “NYCHA is facing crippling budget cuts ahead that will have a direct impact on the quality of life of our residents, Negron said.

So, the way to save and reallocated funding is to fire the guy responsible for pointing out the profligate waste and corruption in the system.

The answer to such opaqueness and obfuscation being employed and encouraged in the NYCHA higher echelons is to take matters in your own hands. Without resorting to threats to city workers like what happened recently. But even that is, of course unsurprisingly, a tall order. Take the trials and tribulations of reporter Louis Flores who runs the local borough blog Progress Queens, he has been chronicling for few years on the amount of lead in the water service of lines of NYCHA buildings via FOIL requests and discovered a disturbing increase in the toxicity and lead levels over the last four years which included the over threshold amount of 15 parts per billion, which was the amount found in the drinking water of the city of Flint, Michigan.

Mr. Flores found 13 housing projects that exceeded the safe amount from 10 to 100 times.

  • Metro Plaza North, Spanish Harlem, Manhattan : 1,249 ppb
  • Ocean Hill-Brownsville, Crown Heights, Brooklyn : 947 ppb
  • Berry Houses, Staten Island : 675 ppb
  • Forest Hills Co-Op, Forest Hills, Queens : 541 ppb
  • Vladeck II Houses, Lower East Side, Manhattan : 99 ppb
  • White Houses, Spanish Harlem, Manhattan: 89 ppb
  • Ravenswood Houses, Astoria, Queens : 88 ppb
  • Vladeck Houses, Lower East Side, Manhattan : 53 ppb
  • Haber Houses, Coney Island, Brooklyn : 39 ppb
  • Drew-Hamilton Houses, Harlem, Manhattan : 37 ppb
  • Woodside Houses, Woodside, Queens : 32 ppb
  • Queensbridge South Houses, Long Island City, Queens : 17 ppb
  • Vladeck Houses, Lower East Side, Manhattan : 17 ppb

Mr. Flores also found in his request of many buildings below the lead contamination amount but still above 5 ppb, which according to reports from the Flint scandal, is still toxic enough to be a health hazard.

This even got the attention of Attorney General Preet Bharara, as it got included in his investigation on de Blasio’s multifaceted and multi-pronged pay to play shadow government administration.

Alas, A.G. Bharara got sacked by Figurehead Trump on the advice of his shyster advisers which put the end of the case of the Teflon mayor away for good. And now the Department of Environmental Protection has watered down (absolutely pun intended) the most recent FOIL request by Progress Queens with redactions and incompletions, with the standout refusal for determining water service toxicity in a housing project in East Harlem. Kismet works in amazing ways, especially for vile scummy people.

So now the residents of the projects have to deal with water they don’t want from the skies seeping from their apt. ceilings to the tainted water they need to drink, cook and bathe.

It ceases to amaze the outright stupidity and arrogance that continues unabated regarding NYCHA management, especially from the top. And especially in this maniacal age of real estate speculation. For even the technocrats at NYCHA want a seat at the table of the Gentrification Industrial Complex. Mr. Flores thoroughly reported last year how certain NYCHA buildings got repairs before contracts were awarded to a consortium of private developers and their shell organizations. Which adds tons of credence to the author’s theory that the gradual destruction of public housing and the displacement and disenfranchisement of poor people is definitely intentional. Which is immensely helped by the transparent duplicity of Mayor De Faustio and his continued boot licking to the real estate pogrom.

As for NYCHA, it may be the biggest scumlord of all. Each year there is the list for the 100 worst landlords, which for some reason, the same people are on the fucking chart year after year instead of being banished from owning and running buildings or serving a prison sentence. But NYCHA is a government service. It’s a service that should be taken for granted like social security or universal health care if it existed. It should be treated with the same reverence and care as a military base and even more than any embassy house. And it continues to betray the citizenry as if management feels they aren’t worthy of dignity or security because of what they are deemed to be worth.

This is not a cynical rant, it is a veritable fact. And this maltreatment is going to continue for another decade going by these egregious and incompetent official acts.

Comptroller Stringer should give his endorsement to Bill De Faustio a extremely long second thought.






Goodnight, Village Voice Newspaper

The Village Voice, 60, Wednesday Print Edition


I first bought the Voice at my local newsstand in 1987 and it opened up a new world and instilled in me a new awareness. The articles of Wayne Barrett and his coverage of civics and city hall at the end of Koch and during the overrated reign of Giuliani, especially with the actions and immorality of our current mayor and Nat Hentoff on his weekly first amendment lessons and with what’s going with the attention these statues and this idiotic panel said mayor has assembled, still rings with relevance today. I also enjoyed the movie and music reviews and the early comics of Matt Groening’s Life In Hell, which made looking forward to The Simpsons back in ’89 a thrilling moment, and the photos of Slyvia Plachy. It is also where I got my first job working in Manhattan and where I developed my taste in music, art and film from the back pages of classified ads and concert announcements and club listings.

I thought when it went free in the 90’s, while convenient, was a mistake. And of course with the internet, it got smaller and smaller. Although it’s ending it’s paper edition, there was no doubt it’s demise was inevitable. I will make it a duty to link to their website, which is solid, but it’s possible that it even might not last because it’s joining one of a million digital news publications.

This is truly a tragedy, as the need and quest for information is becoming more unnecessarily arduous and popular culture is a rotted living dead corpse.


New Bad Days 32: The Douchehag Of Crown Heights And Her Amusing Bullet Hole Bad Days Monument And The Ensuing Morbidly Ironic Shooting Incident Of A Nearby Brand New Trendy Local Establishment. restaurant and the overpriced glass of swill with the notorious artifact
The scene of the crime blocks away from Summerhill just days after the community hearing.


A Canadian woman who formerly worked as a tax reform lawyer that runs an upscale bar and sandwich shop has become the subject of derision and consternation of the residents of Crown Heights because of a wall with bullet holes still remaining that the owner, Becca Brennan, steadfastly and stubbornly refuses to fix. The outrage being that Becca is using this reminder of an earlier crime blighted era to promote her business and using it as an aesthetic of authenticity to attract frivolous spending high end clientele and curious and stupid tourists.

Protests emerged since her social media post of a cocktail drink worth $12 and her idiotic concept of a 40 oz. bottle of rose’ wine in a paper bag from her store in revolting homage to the sight of men swigging from bottles of Old English Malt Liquor and Colt .45 in the blighted criminal heyday of the streets of the five boroughs. (I recall even Budweiser got into the act and sold bottles in that size, in fact they still do.) The last corner assembly was actually confronted by Becca herself, sitting in her Al Fresco table setting mouthing off and cracking wise to the citizenry shielded by a dozen cops.

Becca begrudgingly agreed to meet with the community and showed up dressing like a skank in cut off shorts showing her pockets in homage to white trailer trash and mouthed off to the community yet again and accusing them of having no sense of humor and also lying that those marks were left over from a deli fridge that was affixed to the infamous wall.

Becca’s repulsive behavior and eatery is another example of co-opting or appropriating (stealing) from past cultures. Another example is another like minded slag, Laura Jones also in her 30’s and from Canada, who turned a 2 family house she rented in Averne on Rockaway Beach into an illegal hostel that she operated from her Airbnb account, that she initially named the Hostile Hotel with rooms named after Ike Turner and Chris Brown and names like “wife beater bungalow”, “whore house” and “gang violence”. After reports of this circulated, she dropped the awful names but still continued to operate and profit from the area for 3 years until she got forcibly stopped by the Department Of Buildings for fire safety and crowding violations and dropped by Airbnb for her illegitimate business. Ms. Jones has since high-tailed it from the Rockaways, leaving some her tenants on the street and unable to retrieve their belongings.

(Although unrelated to these half-wits from the Great White North, there is bar in Ridgewood, Queens actually called the Bad Old Days run by 2 other dumb girls in their 30’s).

The uncanny resemblance between these 2 douchehags is that they are using the bad old days of their neighborhoods’ history, which still has consistent crime though marginally less than in the past, of misery, city neglect, poverty and blight to promote themselves and their businesses, the distinction being that Laura dropped the names right away after being exposed but still got enough attention to get bookings. Becca though is trying to be the Angela Davis of tone-deaf clueless, entitled hipster chicks by refusing to consider her neighbors reactions to her insulting display. And she left the community hearing defiantly declaring that the bullet holes will remain. Maybe she feels emboldened because of the proven city enabled gentrification creep of the area and thinks that all those protesting will be gone soon.

The thing is, if Becca is not careful, she might get new authentic additions to her aesthetic feature. Because a few days later 3 men were hit and wounded from a hail of gunfire inside a chicken wing joint around 7:30 p.m. just blocks from Summerhill. It turned out that a customer saw the shooter and tried to block the door on him to no avail and the gunman chased him into the kitchen and started firing aimlessly, wounding two employees there. To compound the awfulness of this incident, a woman running for city council has campaign office steps away from there. So far there is no statement from restaurant management that they will use the bullet holes from the gunfire inside to advertise their establishment on Instagram.

So Becca better stop being a repulsive douchehag and respect the feelings and frustrations of all those who were there before her and her patrons and the next wave of citizens that will arrive, which will also include a glut of homeless people with the opening of 2 new shelters to go with the bunch already there. It’s called co-existence, Becca, which you should heed considering the good fortune you have in opening up a business as an independent woman and a customer base that’s dumb enough to spend 10 bucks on a sandwich, 12 bucks on a drink and thousands to live in a closet. Besides, Becca, you already got the attention and money you wanted by relying on notoriety, so plaster those stupid ugly holes. Hell, if you want to really pay tribute to the town’s past, cover it with a poster of the greatest rapper to ever come from Brooklyn.

Until then, don’t whine about people protesting and hide behind the cops while talking trash (and what the fuck is wrong with that precinct, sending that many cops there?). You’re not funny and have no sense of what satire or parody is. Oh, and be very aware of your surroundings and considerate of your new neighbors.

Also in Crown Heights Becca, 3 men surrounded a 30-year-old woman behind a building and they all sexually molested her. See, even without bullets, crime is not funny.

In East Flatbush, human remains were found in a sewer under a hospital by construction workers.

Also in East Flatbush, a 16-year-old girl riding her bike got run over by a SUV in another hit-and-run.

On the 5 train arriving at the Beverly Road station in East Flatbush, a man jammed a knife into the leg of another passenger and ran off when it stopped at the station.

In Clinton Hill, a crazed passenger yelling at other passengers spat on and assaulted a bus driver after she tried to get him out.

In Canarsie, a gang of thieves held up a laundromat and later a bookstore, punching the clerk as he was closing the shop and robbing it of $11,500 of cash and lottery tickets.

In Bushwick, a man who got into a fight at an apartment an art gallery, died later resulting from a cracked skull.

In Cypress Hills, a man attacked and repeatedly slashed two men with a knife on the street at 6:10 p.m.

In DUMB(O), a man committed suicide and died jumping off the Manhattan Bridge and landing under it.

In the Brooklyn Courthouse in Downtown Brooklyn, a court cop sexually harassed a woman who was waiting for her boyfriend to post bail.

In Brownsville, 4 male teens sprayed  toxic liquid at employees and shoplifted boxes of toothpaste and air fresheners from a dollar store.

In Sheepshead Bay, a 6 year-old-boy ran into the street and got hit by a car.

In Bed-Stuy, a private garbage hauling company truck driver fell asleep at the wheel and collided into and destroyed 13 parked cars.

Also in Bed-Stuy, a man punched a gay man in the face and broke his jaw when he was trying to break up a fight.

In Fort Hamilton, a woman died from a fire in her apartment.


Under the bridges on the Lower East Side, a man stabbed two people he was getting drunk with after an argument.

On the Upper East Side, a gang is wanted rushing into 3 athletic stores and robbing thousands of dollars worth of merchandise.

Also in the Upper East Side, a woman speeding up Park Avenue in her sedan collided into an SUV ahead of her and wound up with critical injuries.

Again on the Upper East Side, a luxury building elevator fire injured 3 workers.

On the Upper West Side, a door on a church and synogogue was defaced with a swastika.

Also on the Upper West Side, a woman got killed falling from her window at an apartment building on West End Ave.

In East Harlem, a 13 year old boy got killed when he ran into the street and got hit by a SUV after running from a man chasing him who accused him of throwing a bottle at his vehicle.

In the park at Union Square at 3:30 a.m., a man got stabbed over an argument with others over a chess game.

Also in Union Square, on the stairs inside the train station, two women started fighting when they bumped into each other, leading to one of them pulling out a bottle and bashing it over her opponent’s head.

At the 2nd Avenue station platform in the East Village, a woman was pushed onto the tracks by a man who specifically told her he was going to push her.

Also in the East Village, a woman undressing herself with the window opened was being watched across the way by a man taking photos of her.

In Chelsea, a 21-year-old woman assaulted 2 workers at a pizzeria after they tried to kick her out for being a nuisance.

At Penn Station, 7 people smoking the disgusting and dangerous fake marijuana K-2 got sickened and sent to the hospital.

At the 51st station in Midtown, a man grabbed a woman’s ass as he walked out, and an elderly man who invited two slutty women to his room at the Loews Hotel was robbed by them of his $13,000 watch and $3,000 in cash.

Also in Midtown at 1:20 p.m., a tourist was held up for $50 when a man went up to him and threatened to cut his throat.

In Harlem, a BBQ party on the sidewalk ended abruptly when a police officer pour a gallon of water on the grill to douse the fire.

At the Canal St. station in Chinatown, a man attempted suicide jumping in front of an approaching 6 train

By the Statue Of Liberty around 10 p.m., a man committed suicide after jumping off the Staten Island Ferry.

At a luxury apartment building in Times Square, a man was attacked and mauled by a pit bull over a drug dispute (not with the dog, with some other guy) and the assumption that the victim was a robot.

At the Broadway-Lafayette station in Soho, a woman climbed the girders above the tracks in a attempt at suicide and was stopped by a concerned samaritan who talked her out of it.

In Inwood, a dead man’s body was floating by a waterfront restaurant on the Hudson River.

At the Port Authority bus terminal by Times Square, a homeless woman panhandling for change pulled out a 13 inch kitchen knife at a man who wouldn’t give her money and was threatening commuters throughout the station


In Mount Eden, a barber defending himself was shot at by 2 men who robbed the shop of cash and his jewelry.

In Eastchester, a woman lost control of her SUV and died when it smashed into parked cars.

In Morissania, a man got killed in a drive-by shooting at 2:00 a.m.

Also in Morrisania, a man, stalked then choked and molested a 74-year-old woman in an elevator

At a cemetery in Woodlawn, 6 caskets were removed from a mausoleum and placed in a row on the ground.

In University Heights, a man walking home was nearly killed when got hit by an errant bullet from four shots fired.

At the Monroe Houses in Soundview, a NYCHA inspector was threatened by a woman who demanded quicker service improvements. There will probably be more of these in the next few months.

In Norwood, a man shot himself in his car after a scuffle with a drug dealer initially  claimed a robber did it

On the 4 train line at the 149th street station in Mott Haven, a woman attempted suicide by jumping in front of an arriving train.


In Sunnyside, tenants are mortified when a man in a Donald Trump mask affixed stickers of the President Figurehead fascist sympathizer on the elevator.

In Jamaica, a man in drag tried to pull a hit on a group of men on the street and wound up getting shot himself and died from his wounds later at Jamaica Hospital.

Also in Jamaica, a man was shot at on the street in a drive-by from a black vehicle at 9:30 p.m.

In Pomonauk, a man confronted a girl with a knife demanding her cellphone then slashed her leg when she refused to give it up.

Queens Slashing Suspect

In Flushing, a masseur attacked his coworker over a stolen customer with a metal mug and punched him repeatedly.

In Richmond Hill, a homeless man was killed when he was dragged by a vehicle and then was assaulted by the driver and passenger that leveled his damaged body with kicks and punches.

In Woodside, a man accosted a woman on the street and claimed to have a gun and attempted to rape her.

In Astoria, a man robbed a citibank branch as it just opened it’s doors.

On the Clearview Expressway in Auburndale, a man ran out on the highway and got killed by a tractor-trailer.

On Rikers Island, 30 prisoners from various gangs had their sentences extended after continuing to brutalize and terrorize other inmates.

Once again, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty, Big Daddy Kane




New Bad Days 31: Street Hassles And Murders Caused By Presumptuous Dirty Looks And Personal And Parking Spaces, Bike Related Crime Rises Whether Stolen Or Used For Perpetrating, Crustie Derelicts Form A Homestead Under A Shed By A Church, Kids Today Engaging In Xenophobia, Grave Desecration And Flag Larceny, And Bullets Flying Through The Boroughs


In Greenpoint by McGorlrick Park, a married couple walking past a school were accosted by 2 men loitering on the steps who accused them of looking at them, then one of the men pounced and took out a knife, repeatedly stabbing the husband in the chest as he tried to defend himself by throwing his phone at him and punching his assailant in the face as his wife pleaded for the thug to stop. The husband, George Carroll died from his wounds hours later. The suspected killer and his accomplice fled in a black SUV and are at large. The couple recently moved to the town after living in Cypress Hills because it is thought Greenpoint is safer place to live.

In Georgetown, 4 men fighting over a parking spot escalated into a brawl and the stabbing of 2 men, one of them who died at the area hospital.

In Brownsville, a man stabbed his wife in her chest and tried to flee the crime scene with a friend.

In Williamsburg, a man showed up at a storefront church and started hitting the gate and yelling at a woman inside.

Also in Williamsburg, an off duty school crossing guard and her boyfriend were both arrested during a brawl in their apartment.

In Park Slope at 1:00 a.m., an autistic teenage girl was taken advantaged of by a man who noticed she was lost and took her to a park and sexually assaulted her.

In Ocean Hill, a 74-year-old man crossing the street at 5:20 a.m. was hit and critically injured by a vehicle heading into the intersection which had prior pedestrian related accidents.

In Bed Stuy, a retired C.O. got shot in the leg trying to prevent his gas station from being robbed by 2 armed men.

In Brownsville, 2 men standing on the corner at 6 a.m. were shot at 3 times by an unknown gunman.

Also in Brownsville, a one-year-old child with his mother and grandmother passing through and a 20-year-old man got shot by a hail of aimless gunfire.

In Crown Heights, two men were caught trying to steal mail from fishing letters with a glue bottle and string from a mailbox.

Also in Crown Heights at a homeless shelter, a man got slashed in the face passing by a fight between two other residents. A food delivery boy was knocked off his scooter, strangled and robbed by 2 other teenagers around 9:45 p.m.. A man was shot twice by an unknown gunman on the street at 10:20 p.m.

In Canarsie, a gunman shot 4 people at a house party at 3:00 a.m.

Also in Canarsie, a masked man shot at 2 other men on the street at 8:50 p.m.


In Downtown, An urban explorer idiot was arrested after he climbed a construction crane 71 feet high on a new building being constructed that is part of Mayor De Faustio’s  housing plan for 200,000 affordable 800,000 market rate apartments for qualified New Yorkers who live in the areas of them.

Also in Downtown at the Fulton Street Transit Hub, a station agent giving directions to commuters was sucker punched by a man. And two people had their tech merchandise stolen as they were in the bathroom when they left them unattended

Again in Downtown, a man riding his bike was hit from behind by a driver attempting to swerve into a another lane around another car, who then proceeded to flee the area in front of witnesses.

At the 34th street station in Herald Square, a man who stalked and threatened to rape a woman, followed and previously grabbed her from the Prospect Park station in Brooklyn and tried to grope her on the escalator only to fall down the steps when the woman bit him.

At the Canal Street station in Tribeca at 4:45 p.m, an argument on the stairs over a shove led to a man slashing another man with a pen knife.

In NoMad at 5:47 p.m., a man slashed another man repeatedly with a knife during a street fight.

Also in NoMad at another luxury apartment building, another construction worker died on the job as he fell down an elevator shaft.

In Inwood, a man driving an ATV on the sidewalks and streets, attacked and bit a cop on the arm who tried to stop him.

Also in Inwood, a famous rapper was recklessly driving and popping wheels on his dirt bike on Dyckman Ave.

In the Upper West Side, a speeding 18-wheel truck ran a red light, crashing into an SUV causing it to mount the sidewalk and collide into the entrance of a subway station, injuring 2 pedestrians.

In the East Village, a man in an SUV stalled in traffic was surrounded by 20 boys riding bicycles that started damaging his vehicle as one of them robbed his wallet from his console when he stepped out to confront them.

Also in the East Village, a man threw rocks at the windows of the top floor of an apartment building because they were displaying confederate flags, a few days after the white supremacy siege of Charlottesville in tribute to General Lee and the same day that Trump deemed the violence was the fault of both sides of the protests.

Days later, a stupid hipster transient showed up at the same building, went up the roof, climbed on the ledge and punched and broke one of the windows of the flag bearer’s apt., even though the window did not have a flag on it. Just to promote himself and his DJ gig on Instagram.

Again in the East Village, a church was vandalized with graffiti and shit by young crusty homeless people and their dirty huge dogs after the pastor and his wife prevented them from sleeping, lounging and shooting smack under a sidewalk shed by there by sprinkling bleach cleansing powder on the grounds.

At Central Park by Midtown, a tree uprooted and fell on a woman who was walking with her children, almost killing her but leaving her seriously injured. The tree was determined in good condition in November by the Central Park Conservancy, so they can focus on arranging bank and real estate advertising related events, outdoor movie nights in parks and out of their jurisdiction on a federal park and beach.


At Trump Tower in Midtown a few days after the White Power Siege Of Charlottesville, a man punched another man in the face in the midst of a protest in front of the building.

Also in Midtown, a fight between two food vendors over sidewalk space escalated when one of them pulled out a dull knife and stabbed the other.

In Hamilton Heights, a man demanding money from a deli worker smashed two bottles together and slashed him with them.

In Harlem, 2 teenage boys were shot at on the street by Malcolm X blvd. at 7 p.m.

In Chelsea, a woman riding her bike on 20th street rode around a double parked vehicle was chased seconds later by the driver who stopped beside her and call her a fucking bitch. Also in Chelsea at the Highline Ballroom, a man punched another man in the face.

At the Circle Line Cruise by the Hudson River in Hell’s Kitchen, a man attempted to punch a female ticket clerk in the face.

In East Harlem, a woman committed suicide from jumping out an apartment window.

In Tribeca, an 88-year-old woman crossing the street was hit by a truck.

In Soho, a cab driver was found dead in his car after 18 hours.


In University Heights, a woman was found dead and dismembered in a box inside a trash bag in a shopping cart by 2 men collecting cans and bottles during the day.

In Morrisania, a man was shot dead outside an apartment building following an argument.

At a mosque in Woodstock, a man who took refuge from being chased pulled out a knife inside and cut a gash into the head of a 6 year old boy as he fled from the people inside trying to chase him out.

At the Mitchell Houses in Mott Haven, a cop and a 61 year old woman were shot at from an unknown person with a BB gun.

Also in Mott Haven, a man accosted an 11 year old girl at St. Mary’s Park, asking to play with him and warning her that she ain’t going anywhere, grabbed her hand then threw her down to the ground and raped her.

On the D train, a couple of amorous deviants riding home from Yankee Stadium after the game engaged in some Risky Business and kept humping each other throughout the ride.


At the Simpson St. station in White Plains, a man killed himself riding between train cars.

In Melrose, a man shot another man to death who was just released from prison and was dating his ex-girlfriend.

A 26-year-old minister from the South Bronx, threatened to rape and kill City Council Speaker and Puerto Rican nationalist and Spanish language enthusiast Melissa Mark-Viverito and her kill her family and also threatening cops who are from the LGBT communities.

In Unionport, a man tried to set a 99-year-old woman’s house on fire by pouring gasoline on her lawn and fence and sparking it with a zippo lighter, burning down her rose bushes and fleeing.

Also in Unionport, a speeding livery cab driver killed himself smashing into the back of a tow truck on the Cross Island Expressway.

In Foxhurst, an argument between 2 men escalated when one of them got shot in the stomach.


In St. Albans, a woman was shot to death from a bullet to the head from aimless gunfire that came from two gangs shooting each other.

Also in St. Albans, an off duty cop committed suicide with his gun inside his house.

In Ridgewood at 7:20 p.m., 2 men armed with guns invaded an apartment and threaten to shoot a 7 year old boy so they can steal $1300 and a car.

In Elmhurst, a brawl outside a strip club led to the death of a man who got knocked down to the curb on his head.

In Astoria, a woman heading to her apartment building was mugged by a man who put her in chokehold, punched her in the face breaking several bones, and stole her purse.

Also in Astoria at a another apartment building, a man kicked down a door of a woman’s apt. and stole her television set.

Again in Astoria, a bike rider was hit and critically injured in an intersection by a car that drove off. The driver ditched the vehicle and ran away.

And again in Astoria at the Ditmars Blvd. station, a kook doing pull-ups on the turnstiles punched an elderly MTA worker who was trying to tell him to stop doing it.

Also in Long Island City, a Chase bank branch was robbed for the fourth time this year.

In Flushing Meadows on the Horace Harding Expressway, two drivers got out of their car to argue and one of them, an off duty correction officer, flashed a gun.

In Flushing, a woman who ordered an Uber car to drive her home to the East Village from a bar in Midtown, fell asleep passed out in the car then the driver took her to his apartment and allegedly raped her.

In Howard Beach, the publisher of free weekly paper “The Forum” was arrested for the continued harassment, malice and threats to a father of a woman who was sexually assaulted by a mobster that she owed gambling debts to.

At the Cypress Hills cemetery by Glendale, 3 teenagers trespassing on the grounds knocked over headstones and tagged ant-cop and racist graffiti on the graves of Chinese people.

In Long Island City, a man got assaulted and robbed of his wallet after he invited the thief to his hotel room.

In Woodside, a man exposed his little genitals to a woman then tried to drag her to construction site and rape her.

In Jackson Heights, a man broke into a church and stole musical instruments worth over 2 grand.

Staten Island

In West Brighton, 5 American flags hanging from house poles were stolen on a block by 3 kids.

In Port Richmond, 4 Black teenagers accosted and assaulted a 17 year old Mexican girl, after accusing her of looking at them and then cursing and yelling at her and friends to go back to Mexico.

Also in Port Richmond, a man held up a bank at 9 a.m. and robbed $600

In New Brighton, a man was shot in the hip from a barrage of gunfire by a playground at 1:00 p.m.

Also in New Brighton, a man was shot in the hip on the street at 1:00 a.m.

In Marines Harbor, a man was attacked with pipes and beaten in front of his house by 2 men who tried to steal his phone.





These Are Public Service Announcements: The DNC Gets Transparent/Exposed About The Pernicious Influence Of Predatory Big Money Donors And Lobbyists And The Continuing Omniscience, Omnipresence And Dominance Of And Reliance On Bullshit.

The DNC gets justifiably cranked here thanks to the intrepid satirists, The Yes Men. New man of thousand faces, Jacques Servin dons a spectacularly professorial fake beard and tears down the walls and opens up a vortex into the establishment of the monetarily wealthy and morally bankrupt members and elected officials of the neutered sold out Democrat party apparatus. Now the DNC, from D.C. to city councils, has to answer and fulfill the public’s demands for universal health care, fair wages concurrent for the current costs of living and the extraction of the influence of obscene big money donations to direct national, international and local policies.

Speaking of farce. The biggest of all is the unabated usage and influence of bullshit. Which is still a maladious plague on communication and presentation among the masses and most perniciously from people in positions of authority and power. Harry Frankfurt’s classic book, which can fit in your pocket just like the U.S. Constitution, continues to be unfortunately relevant and like 1984, might be more used as an instruction book to immoral, unscrupulous types than as a tome to avoid the trappings laid out in its pages and make society better and life easier for all.